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@itty53.bsky.social
From California.
That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
Pinned
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Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
It would be so fucking funny if Andrew's life of royal privilege leads him to resent his Epstein downfall so much that he just starts tweeting out lists of names and party photos.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It would be so fucking funny if Andrew's life of royal privilege leads him to resent his Epstein downfall so much that he just starts tweeting out lists of names and party photos.
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
Actually fuck you PBS News, my flight DID get cancelled and I had to rebook with a different airline at a much more expensive rate and I'm still not sure my return flight won't get cancelled.
Anxious travelers across the U.S. felt a bit of relief Friday as airlines mostly stayed on schedule while still cutting more than 1,000 flights largely because of the government shutdown.
https://to.pbs.org/3WGrFca
https://to.pbs.org/3WGrFca
More than 1,000 flights cancelled as FAA's traffic cuts due to shutdown go into effect
Anxious travelers across the U.S. felt a bit of relief Friday as airlines mostly stayed on schedule while still cutting more than 1,000 flights largely because of the government shutdown.
www.pbs.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Actually fuck you PBS News, my flight DID get cancelled and I had to rebook with a different airline at a much more expensive rate and I'm still not sure my return flight won't get cancelled.
new tax idea just dropped:
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
new tax idea just dropped:
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
<staring down the burrito delivery robot in my way on the sidewalk as I clench my fists>
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
<staring down the burrito delivery robot in my way on the sidewalk as I clench my fists>
It's super telling when people are suddenly all irate about Rockstar after a delay is announced, but not in the two decades they've been about union busting.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's super telling when people are suddenly all irate about Rockstar after a delay is announced, but not in the two decades they've been about union busting.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
God they are all so terrified and I'm here for it.
Moderate governors offer a better model than a charming socialist in New York
Democrats risk drawing the wrong lessons from one good day
Moderate governors offer a better model than a charming socialist in New York
econ.st
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
God they are all so terrified and I'm here for it.
He's so excited he's got a reason to talk about literally anything other than Trump and Epstein
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He's so excited he's got a reason to talk about literally anything other than Trump and Epstein
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The quintessential aesthetic of fascism
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The quintessential aesthetic of fascism
You see?
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Pringles have come in so many flavors over the years, but one of the most interesting was “Butter’n Herbs” in 1986. Also interesting that it was still spelled “Pringle’s” in the possessive at the time.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You see?
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
My dudes, if you're looking to just date yourself there's apps for that, but if you're looking to date another uniquely individual human being, might I suggest,
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My dudes, if you're looking to just date yourself there's apps for that, but if you're looking to date another uniquely individual human being, might I suggest,
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
Which things?
Is it the dehumanizing? The corruption? Financial crimes? Is it their whole child abuse thing? The racism? The homophobia? Grift? Disdain for the planet? Unregulated warfare?
Which topics do you think the American right is correct about?
Tell us, Matty.
Enlighten us with wisdom.
Is it the dehumanizing? The corruption? Financial crimes? Is it their whole child abuse thing? The racism? The homophobia? Grift? Disdain for the planet? Unregulated warfare?
Which topics do you think the American right is correct about?
Tell us, Matty.
Enlighten us with wisdom.
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Which things?
Is it the dehumanizing? The corruption? Financial crimes? Is it their whole child abuse thing? The racism? The homophobia? Grift? Disdain for the planet? Unregulated warfare?
Which topics do you think the American right is correct about?
Tell us, Matty.
Enlighten us with wisdom.
Is it the dehumanizing? The corruption? Financial crimes? Is it their whole child abuse thing? The racism? The homophobia? Grift? Disdain for the planet? Unregulated warfare?
Which topics do you think the American right is correct about?
Tell us, Matty.
Enlighten us with wisdom.
omg it is so exciting to see this name again, this is a certifiable fan boy moment
stoked to see you here @jacopodellaq.bsky.social!
what a good way to end a great day.
stoked to see you here @jacopodellaq.bsky.social!
what a good way to end a great day.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
omg it is so exciting to see this name again, this is a certifiable fan boy moment
stoked to see you here @jacopodellaq.bsky.social!
what a good way to end a great day.
stoked to see you here @jacopodellaq.bsky.social!
what a good way to end a great day.
okay Dersh, what time slot and what channel?
no take backsies.
no take backsies.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
okay Dersh, what time slot and what channel?
no take backsies.
no take backsies.
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Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.
Simply star on social media, Starkiller.
A former adviser to Keir Starmer and Tony Blair has urged the Prime Minister to reinvent himself as a 'social media star', warning that his cautious communication style is leaving voters cold
Keir Starmer told to ‘be a social media star’ in bid to win back voters
www.thenational.scot
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Simply star on social media, Starkiller.
watching polymarket cash in any sense of legitimacy they'd ever swindled in one, massive, failed "prediction"
the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
watching polymarket cash in any sense of legitimacy they'd ever swindled in one, massive, failed "prediction"
at what point do we call these threats?
because they're feeling like threats.
because they're feeling like threats.
there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
at what point do we call these threats?
because they're feeling like threats.
because they're feeling like threats.
These guys are throwing the absolute silliest of punches. Larping MMA like a martial dance.
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These guys are throwing the absolute silliest of punches. Larping MMA like a martial dance.
They're really only destroying that which was built on the corporate structure - there's plenty of hope to be had in that. "I prefer my Nazis in uniform" and all that.
What they're not destroying is journalism at large. Independent journalists and co-ops could see a golden age.
What they're not destroying is journalism at large. Independent journalists and co-ops could see a golden age.
I think it's the Teen Vogue news that has finally made me lose hope. They're going to destroy every iota of thought, caring, constructive criticism, and planning for a better future. Death by a thousand blows on the easy targets, death by a million cuts on the privlieged who can hold out longer.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They're really only destroying that which was built on the corporate structure - there's plenty of hope to be had in that. "I prefer my Nazis in uniform" and all that.
What they're not destroying is journalism at large. Independent journalists and co-ops could see a golden age.
What they're not destroying is journalism at large. Independent journalists and co-ops could see a golden age.
Poitier said he wouldn't do this scene unless he got to slap him back. The original script didn't have him doing it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Poitier said he wouldn't do this scene unless he got to slap him back. The original script didn't have him doing it.
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The entire world waits with bated breath to see how Lynne Cheney hugs JD Vance.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The entire world waits with bated breath to see how Lynne Cheney hugs JD Vance.