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Dave Lack
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Former Sacramento Kings Fan Advisory Board.

Used to write a ton about the NBA as Bleachermob webmaster. Now I try to brighten your day 256 characters at a time.

Retired firefighter. Married dad of 4 girls. Mini Beam Guy 😂

Empathetic Ally
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Passed 3K follows, so here is something I made when the NBA Board of Govs voted to keep Kings in Sacramento.

If you forgot (or never knew) the completely insane history of the Kings in Sac, take 4 minutes to watch this and have your mind blown.

It can ALWAYS be worse. 😂

youtu.be/OB9RIsyUdI0?...
Here We Stayed - Sacramento Kings' Unpredictable History, Ode to Kings Fans
YouTube video by Fireplug Dave
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We didn’t have any carrots in the fridge, so Santa’s reindeer got blueberries and sweet peppers this year. Haha

Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season!
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This was a really good one. Standing ovation ion to you, Onion.
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA https://theonion.com/lebron-pressures-bronny-to-have-grandchildren-before-hes-too-old-to-play-with-them-in-nba/
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I saw “questionable” and immediately thought this was a draft analysis post.
Marvin Bagley III C WAS - Questionable - Tuesday at CHA (left calf soreness)
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My life is so much easier now that I stopped giving a shit what happens with the current Kings.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So my grandma (yeah, I’m old but she is REALLY old) was an amazing singer when she was young and she has old vinyl records of her she recorded in the 50s that are scratched and pop like crazy when playing them. I just used Audacity and Vinyl Studio and now they are pristine. She will be so pleased
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I would be much more active here on Bluesky if my team wasn’t a flaming pile of horse dung.

Sorry to my followers. 😝
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Why are lower bowl Kings tickets for Dec 27, the kids fun game, so ridiculously expensive still?
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by Dave Lack
Absolute truth.
February 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So Vivek is going to bring in Chris Paul to “right the Sacramento Kings ship” isn’t he? 🙂
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
So all the other teams are trying to get Keon Ellis, who the Kings refuse to play, from Sacramento.

Vivek et al, you are a clown show.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
All alone stranded on a desert island with nothing to do and not one of you has listed a porn star?

Looking at all of you incredulously with side eye
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Now what is it with Sabonis off the floor?
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s 6:30am over here in London where I am right now and I can just barely see the Sacramento Kings Beam on the western horizon opposite the rising sun in the East.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Heading to London for a week long holiday.

If anyone asks, I’m from California right now, not America. I don’t claim those dipshits “leading” in Washington right now, thank you very much.
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe Trump is going to switch back to being a Democrat now, like he switched from being Democrat to Republican before. Haha

Could you imaging the aftermath? 😂😂😂
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?

TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Dave Lack
i’m sure someone else has already put this together but fucking wild he called for members of congress to be hanged the same day the coast guard said a noose is no longer a hate symbol
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Come to the Kings, Jonathan. You will only be one of many scapegoats.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Shut the season down and play all the kids
Sacramento Kings star center Domantas Sabonis has suffered a partially torn meniscus in his left knee and will be re-evaluated in 3-to-4 weeks, sources tell ESPN.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If the Lakers can get rid of a “Buss” then the Kings should certainly be able to get rid of a “Kolokotronis”
The Los Angeles Lakers are reorganizing their basketball operations department and terminating executives Joey and Jesse Buss from their respective front office positions, effective immediately, the brothers told ESPN.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What in the actual fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
On the bright side, I don't waste as much of my daily time scrolling social media now that the Sacramento Kings are gutter trash again.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If Trump keeps up like this they will have to pad the walls of the Oval Office
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If they are going to lose playing the vets, might as well lose playing the youngsters.
Not going to make the Game Notes today, but wanted to recognize that Maxime Raynaud gave Sacramento some good minutes yesterday. He's an interesting player. Wouldn't mind seeing him get more run.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Avoid Disneyland on Feb 28th as it will be full of shithead MAGA idiots.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM