Theodore Painsworth says Free Link
@itty53.bsky.social
From California.
That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
Pinned
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Does Rockstar need any more money? No, tf it does not. But it could make a lot of money and cut EA off at the knees by putting The Sims 5 in GTA VI. (I will explain.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Does Rockstar need any more money? No, tf it does not. But it could make a lot of money and cut EA off at the knees by putting The Sims 5 in GTA VI. (I will explain.)
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Japan's first firearm serial killer was also a skilled judoka, so when a young policeman finally caught up with him, armed with nothing but a truncheon, it looked like Sadakichi Shimizu's kill-count would jump from 6 to 7. Read on to see what happened next:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
The Life and Death of Sadakichi Shimizu: Japan’s First Firearm Serial Killer
This is the story of Sadakichi Shimizu, Japan’s first firearm serial killer.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Japan's first firearm serial killer was also a skilled judoka, so when a young policeman finally caught up with him, armed with nothing but a truncheon, it looked like Sadakichi Shimizu's kill-count would jump from 6 to 7. Read on to see what happened next:
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
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If I'm being honest the question I have is regarding the cost of calling it anything at all.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If I'm being honest the question I have is regarding the cost of calling it anything at all.
This is legitimately just washing gambling-websites-as-future-tellers and they posted it to their socials.
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
$2,000 Tariff Dividend Checks Highly Unlikely This Year, Betting Odds Suggest
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
www.forbes.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is legitimately just washing gambling-websites-as-future-tellers and they posted it to their socials.
Very happy to see we're getting another Steam Controller.
That said.
It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy?
Look at how pretty it used to be.
That said.
It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy?
Look at how pretty it used to be.
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Very happy to see we're getting another Steam Controller.
That said.
It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy?
Look at how pretty it used to be.
That said.
It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy?
Look at how pretty it used to be.
Devotion is an interesting word. He's obviously speaking to donors rather than voters but think on that a moment:
That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.
That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Devotion is an interesting word. He's obviously speaking to donors rather than voters but think on that a moment:
That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.
That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.
Because the alternative is that thing we're not allowed to talk about on any social media platform, ever, as plebes.
He'd still get to be a billionaire, so sure. Every goddamn one of them should be grateful for a deal like that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Because the alternative is that thing we're not allowed to talk about on any social media platform, ever, as plebes.
but without irony or sarcasm, this.
stick Mamdani in the Senate and let him age like wine with AOC. that's how we're gonna get progressive socialism in power.
it's not about a magic person coming down from heaven to guide us. it's about building the power base.
stick Mamdani in the Senate and let him age like wine with AOC. that's how we're gonna get progressive socialism in power.
it's not about a magic person coming down from heaven to guide us. it's about building the power base.
Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic party, some guy who 95% of people couldn't pick out of a lineup and the other 5% don't like him is
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
but without irony or sarcasm, this.
stick Mamdani in the Senate and let him age like wine with AOC. that's how we're gonna get progressive socialism in power.
it's not about a magic person coming down from heaven to guide us. it's about building the power base.
stick Mamdani in the Senate and let him age like wine with AOC. that's how we're gonna get progressive socialism in power.
it's not about a magic person coming down from heaven to guide us. it's about building the power base.
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Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
It would be so fucking funny if Andrew's life of royal privilege leads him to resent his Epstein downfall so much that he just starts tweeting out lists of names and party photos.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It would be so fucking funny if Andrew's life of royal privilege leads him to resent his Epstein downfall so much that he just starts tweeting out lists of names and party photos.
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been.
What do I not want to miss?
What do I not want to miss?
Actually fuck you PBS News, my flight DID get cancelled and I had to rebook with a different airline at a much more expensive rate and I'm still not sure my return flight won't get cancelled.
Anxious travelers across the U.S. felt a bit of relief Friday as airlines mostly stayed on schedule while still cutting more than 1,000 flights largely because of the government shutdown.
https://to.pbs.org/3WGrFca
https://to.pbs.org/3WGrFca
More than 1,000 flights cancelled as FAA's traffic cuts due to shutdown go into effect
Anxious travelers across the U.S. felt a bit of relief Friday as airlines mostly stayed on schedule while still cutting more than 1,000 flights largely because of the government shutdown.
www.pbs.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Actually fuck you PBS News, my flight DID get cancelled and I had to rebook with a different airline at a much more expensive rate and I'm still not sure my return flight won't get cancelled.
new tax idea just dropped:
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
new tax idea just dropped:
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools.
honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery
<staring down the burrito delivery robot in my way on the sidewalk as I clench my fists>
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
<staring down the burrito delivery robot in my way on the sidewalk as I clench my fists>
It's super telling when people are suddenly all irate about Rockstar after a delay is announced, but not in the two decades they've been about union busting.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's super telling when people are suddenly all irate about Rockstar after a delay is announced, but not in the two decades they've been about union busting.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large.
Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
God they are all so terrified and I'm here for it.
Moderate governors offer a better model than a charming socialist in New York
Democrats risk drawing the wrong lessons from one good day
Moderate governors offer a better model than a charming socialist in New York
econ.st
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
God they are all so terrified and I'm here for it.
He's so excited he's got a reason to talk about literally anything other than Trump and Epstein
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He's so excited he's got a reason to talk about literally anything other than Trump and Epstein
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The quintessential aesthetic of fascism
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The quintessential aesthetic of fascism
You see?
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Pringles have come in so many flavors over the years, but one of the most interesting was “Butter’n Herbs” in 1986. Also interesting that it was still spelled “Pringle’s” in the possessive at the time.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You see?
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
Do you see??
_The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_
My dudes, if you're looking to just date yourself there's apps for that, but if you're looking to date another uniquely individual human being, might I suggest,
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My dudes, if you're looking to just date yourself there's apps for that, but if you're looking to date another uniquely individual human being, might I suggest,
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.