Dan French
@fakedanfrench.bsky.social
May everyone be happy. May everyone be free from disease. May auspiciousness be seen everywhere. May suffering belong to no one.
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
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Chelsea Green defeated Giulia in a quick match to win the WWE United States Championship! #SmackDown
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Chelsea Green defeated Giulia in a quick match to win the WWE United States Championship! #SmackDown
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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I don’t understand why Trump’s approval rating is finally slipping when he’s building a golden ballroom at his house while actively stopping 42 million Americans from getting food stamps, 40% of whom are children
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t understand why Trump’s approval rating is finally slipping when he’s building a golden ballroom at his house while actively stopping 42 million Americans from getting food stamps, 40% of whom are children
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
I dunno. Getting shut out 3 times in 5 games seems pretty bad.
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I dunno. Getting shut out 3 times in 5 games seems pretty bad.
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just in case you’re wondering what phase of development my next film is in, today on a phone call with my producer i said exasperated and angrily “oh yeah well i’m vera drew and i make movies that matter.”
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
just in case you’re wondering what phase of development my next film is in, today on a phone call with my producer i said exasperated and angrily “oh yeah well i’m vera drew and i make movies that matter.”
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damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah
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This is in such incredibly absurdly bad taste I don’t even know how to make fun of it
Fireworks for Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is in such incredibly absurdly bad taste I don’t even know how to make fun of it
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Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
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Jesus fucking Christ
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
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thank god we’re all against political
violence
violence
Politico - President Trump tells reporters "we just have to beat the hell" out of "radical left lunatics," following the killing of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.
Trump says ‘we have to beat the hell’ out of ‘radical left lunatics’ after Kirk killing
The conservative activist's killer remains at large and authorities have not said what the motive was behind his shooting.
www.politico.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
thank god we’re all against political
violence
violence
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Today more than ever, go mets
The Yankees are also hosting Trump tomorrow for 9/11, so some real impressive boot licking all around by the org.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today more than ever, go mets
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
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the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
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This is so good, but be careful, this lil ditty is an ear worm. #BB27
Mickey's Song [She's Better than You] EXTENDED VERSION is up now... #bb27 youtu.be/p9ZhoOo_VHg
Mickey's Song - EXTENDED VERSION (BB27)
YouTube video by Technogaijin
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August 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is so good, but be careful, this lil ditty is an ear worm. #BB27
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Fuck you James, pay artists 🖕
“I’d like to see the cost of VFX artists come down.” — ‘Avatar’ director and Stability AI board member James Cameron claims effects workers are too expensive, putting blockbusters and the VFX industry at risk.
www.cartoonbrew.com/vfx/vfx-arti...
www.cartoonbrew.com/vfx/vfx-arti...
James Cameron Says VFX Costs Threaten Future Of Blockbusters
In a recent interview, Stability AI board member James Cameron warned high budgets threaten theaters, urging cheaper VFX and new tech to cut costs.
www.cartoonbrew.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fuck you James, pay artists 🖕
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🖊️ GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🖊️ Comic book writer Matt Fraction—best known for Sex Criminals, Hawkeye, Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen, and more—is coming to #RCCC to celebrate the launch of Batman #1! You can find Matt at the Hollywood Theatre booth near JSA and snag a variant cover by Steve Lieber!
August 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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35 years since this important moment in Dumb Guy History. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t3q...
Bababooey Original Audio Clip
YouTube video by Codex
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August 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
35 years since this important moment in Dumb Guy History. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t3q...
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You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
August 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
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Rylie keeps telling people he’s not like that. But when things don’t go his way he says he’s going to be like that. 🙄
#BB27 #BBLF #BBSky
#BB27 #BBLF #BBSky
none of us was supposed to go up cuz it was my gd HOH and all she did was blindside the fuck out of me and then she threw me up with the ppl im closest to and im telling you right now if she puts kat into this im goin to fuckin flip my shit, i dont give a flyin fuck #bb27
August 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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