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Will Jagielski-Harrison
@essenceofazeroth.com
Looking For Writing Work; columnist - bylines in Giant Bomb, Polygon, more. Appalachian. Priest spouse. Host of the WoW podcast Essence of Azeroth. OU alum. 🏳️‍🌈

Podcast:
https://open.spotify.com/show/6tY7L5txdRg9vUgY9AKp6Q
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I don't know why, but I just spent the last hour giving each of the main States a state Pokemon.
New hoodie
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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WAKE UP DEAD MAN
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't understand how this company is allowed to operate still.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My hot take to end the year is that the song Golden from Kpop Demon Hunters is bad and that Takedown, either version, is far superior.
a cartoon character with purple hair and earrings is smiling while holding a strawberry .
ALT: a cartoon character with purple hair and earrings is smiling while holding a strawberry .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Sometimes shit posts turn into you being on the front page of Giant Bomb Dot Com.

It's a big moment, as GB was basically the thing that made me think I could do this for a career.

Anyways: Someone hire me and you too can have someone talk about feet and Umamusume.

giantbomb.com/articles/wil...
Will Harrison's Top 5 Games of 2025 | Giant Bomb
Will Harrison's Top 5 Games of 2025 - A guest list for GiantBomb.com's 2025 Game of the Year extravaganza.
giantbomb.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
its time to go back to the beginning
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes shit posts turn into you being on the front page of Giant Bomb Dot Com.

It's a big moment, as GB was basically the thing that made me think I could do this for a career.

Anyways: Someone hire me and you too can have someone talk about feet and Umamusume.

giantbomb.com/articles/wil...
Will Harrison's Top 5 Games of 2025 | Giant Bomb
Will Harrison's Top 5 Games of 2025 - A guest list for GiantBomb.com's 2025 Game of the Year extravaganza.
giantbomb.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And they have an entire back half of the store that's just all random restaurant equipment that you can buy. I got a wok there for five bucks thats heavy enough to kill a man.
My store, park to shop, is chaotic/messy. Things are not fronted on shelves. Everything piece of store infrastructure is older and most of the carts come from a defunct BB&B.
The meat dept kinda smells. Barely anything is in English. It is my favorite shopping place on earth
I really should stop by the Asian market by my work on my way home, one day
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You can always tell when Overwatch content creators are starting to hemorrhage viewers.

So let's break this down, his stupid questions:
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mochi-chan
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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messing around with j2me emulation to get the full courses in sonic golf to display at once. watching this at 20x speed is kinda enthralling.
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Could: Batista
Couldn't: Chris Pratt
name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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i don't feel like saying. it's a five second clip of a song, one of the like 500 i put in my videos. any of them could have done it, realistically. there's no way for me to know which one will trip it until it happens
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"ideas"
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
every day of the week
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Patriotic Poop Chute
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One of my favorite things on the internet are Universal meet and greet actors being absolutely wild. This and Megatron are amazing.
Seeing these videos on TikTok of this Black man named Nick Darnell playing The Grinch at Universal Studios got me hollering! He be acting a FOOL in that costume! 😂😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is Jubilee still a vampire
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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24 hour turn around, full repaint of the Bocchi kit. Hair, skin, clothing, guitar. Did the guitar to look like Tom Delonge's yellow Fender strat because that was my first guitar ever.
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am on my break. So is someone else. He's an older guy and he's watching TikTok on his phone with his volume all the way up.

Can I tell him I'd really prefer there to be no noise in here?
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In the last six months I've lost 20 pounds purely from having a job where I walk 6 miles a shift, and besides the weight loss I've also noticed a lot of quality of life things. Mainly, getting my breath control back.
not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM