every-man-jack.bsky.social
@every-man-jack.bsky.social
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The Internet? You mean that place where you can see a yard sale sign that says “Yard Sard?”
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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I’m holding space for you being a big bonehead. I’m cultivating an environment of radical acceptance for your general stupidity and all-around numbskull behavior
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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always has been
June 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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i went to Midworld and everybody knew you
May 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Lmao. This is truly the funniest outcome.
April 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Good on ya, Canada.
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fuck this guy and his ilk.
Get and vote, friends.
LATEST: Conservative English Language Platform Updated to Include Vague “Anti-Woke” Policies

Pierre Poilievre is taking a page out of the global right-wing playbook with promises to tackle “woke ideology” in an ill-defined policy that may impact academic freedom.

www.antihate.ca/conservative...
Conservative English Language Platform Updated to Include Vague “Anti-Woke” Policies
Pierre Poilievre is taking a page out of the global right-wing playbook with promises to tackle “woke ideology” in an ill-defined policy that may impact academic freedom.
www.antihate.ca
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I was accused of being a “cancel culture” ghoul because I wrote a viral essay criticizing American Dirt. The only person involved in that incident who lost their job was me, not the people I critiqued for racism and xenophobia.
April 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fuck me, I'm old, and horribly see this chain of events.
this shouldn't be true but 100% is
April 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?

margaret thatcher's
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM