@every-man-jack.bsky.social
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The Internet? You mean that place where you can see a yard sale sign that says “Yard Sard?”
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Internet? You mean that place where you can see a yard sale sign that says “Yard Sard?”
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every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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I’m holding space for you being a big bonehead. I’m cultivating an environment of radical acceptance for your general stupidity and all-around numbskull behavior
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m holding space for you being a big bonehead. I’m cultivating an environment of radical acceptance for your general stupidity and all-around numbskull behavior
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I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
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always has been
June 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
always has been
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King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
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During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
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This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is so fucking good
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i went to Midworld and everybody knew you
May 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i went to Midworld and everybody knew you
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
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Lmao. This is truly the funniest outcome.
April 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Lmao. This is truly the funniest outcome.
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Fuck this guy and his ilk.
Get and vote, friends.
Get and vote, friends.
LATEST: Conservative English Language Platform Updated to Include Vague “Anti-Woke” Policies
Pierre Poilievre is taking a page out of the global right-wing playbook with promises to tackle “woke ideology” in an ill-defined policy that may impact academic freedom.
www.antihate.ca/conservative...
Pierre Poilievre is taking a page out of the global right-wing playbook with promises to tackle “woke ideology” in an ill-defined policy that may impact academic freedom.
www.antihate.ca/conservative...
Conservative English Language Platform Updated to Include Vague “Anti-Woke” Policies
Pierre Poilievre is taking a page out of the global right-wing playbook with promises to tackle “woke ideology” in an ill-defined policy that may impact academic freedom.
www.antihate.ca
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fuck this guy and his ilk.
Get and vote, friends.
Get and vote, friends.
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I was accused of being a “cancel culture” ghoul because I wrote a viral essay criticizing American Dirt. The only person involved in that incident who lost their job was me, not the people I critiqued for racism and xenophobia.
interesting how rapidly academic freedom and free speech disappeared from the conversation after dominating it for years and years www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Can I Still Teach My Yale Course on Racism?
Recent orders from the Trump administration run a real risk of muzzling professors who wish to teach their students the truth about the country’s past.
www.theatlantic.com
April 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I was accused of being a “cancel culture” ghoul because I wrote a viral essay criticizing American Dirt. The only person involved in that incident who lost their job was me, not the people I critiqued for racism and xenophobia.
Fuck me, I'm old, and horribly see this chain of events.
April 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck me, I'm old, and horribly see this chain of events.
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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?
margaret thatcher's
margaret thatcher's
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?
margaret thatcher's
margaret thatcher's
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now