CyHawk
@eutectic.bsky.social
Former vVv DJ Hero Pro. Writer and Photoshopper of insanity for Wide Right Natty Lite. Lover of Goblins in any Magic the Gathering format, especially Canadian Highlander.
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Just survived a fantasy championship where my opponent had Bijan
a man in a leather jacket is screaming with the words i am invincible behind him .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is screaming with the words i am invincible behind him .
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December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just survived a fantasy championship where my opponent had Bijan
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I keep banging this drum and I WILL keep banging this drum until people listen.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
“Content” is a corpo-brain term, makes me cringe when I hear it in the wild.
You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)!
“Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤
You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)!
“Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤
"Content" is a blatantly misleading term to use for fanworks. Fanworks are the antithesis of content; content is produced for individual gain and consuming, whereas fanworks are created out of inspiration and the communal experience.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I keep banging this drum and I WILL keep banging this drum until people listen.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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i’m posting the video again
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i’m posting the video again
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I think it’s really important that when a game goes from fun daily tasks to actively becoming a chore to you that that’s when it’s time to drop those games
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think it’s really important that when a game goes from fun daily tasks to actively becoming a chore to you that that’s when it’s time to drop those games
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
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A reason I'm so hard on the angry young men of today is because in my youth I could have very easily become one of them, but I quickly recognized that my experience was explicitly informed by my choices and not anyone else's. If I wanted to be happy, I had to be a good person even when it was hard.
One annoying thing about the tortured Young Men discourse is that we too often treat them as if they have zero agency in all of this. They have choices. They can choose not to be toxic.
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A reason I'm so hard on the angry young men of today is because in my youth I could have very easily become one of them, but I quickly recognized that my experience was explicitly informed by my choices and not anyone else's. If I wanted to be happy, I had to be a good person even when it was hard.
[[Raul Julia Full Camp Voice]]
GAME! OH-VAHHHHH!
GAME! OH-VAHHHHH!
Nicholls’ mascot already looks undead, so …
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[[Raul Julia Full Camp Voice]]
GAME! OH-VAHHHHH!
GAME! OH-VAHHHHH!
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yo dawg, things of that nature
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
yo dawg, things of that nature
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Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's
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If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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tripling down on this
i'm not saying it's easy or it would happen quickly but i think there's like a 2% chance i could trans lane kiffin's gender. if he'd been born in 2000 instead of 1975, bump that to an 8% chance. he's a messy bitch he was born to run the worst fallout new vegas/voice training discord you've ever seen
You, a simpleton: Bill Belichick is getting bamboozled by a GIRL
ME, AN ARISTOCRAT: Lane Kiffin is posting Instagram mommy inspo with a work rate like we’ve never seen
ME, AN ARISTOCRAT: Lane Kiffin is posting Instagram mommy inspo with a work rate like we’ve never seen
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
tripling down on this
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I'm going to say something I don't even think is controversial here: This is the best possible outcome to this story, bc ain't no way in hell that man should have charge of a dog
"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm going to say something I don't even think is controversial here: This is the best possible outcome to this story, bc ain't no way in hell that man should have charge of a dog
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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The funniest version of this would be if LSU won and Lane comes out of the locker room doing the McMahon "It was MEEEE" bit
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The funniest version of this would be if LSU won and Lane comes out of the locker room doing the McMahon "It was MEEEE" bit
I'm so glad y'all showed up to be us on the years we can't be us
conference solidarity is lame
west virginia is going to grinded into paste today but they have been playing competent football for a month or so now and it would be extremely funny to break through the window like ralph wiggum and cost the big 12 its chance at two playoff teams
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm so glad y'all showed up to be us on the years we can't be us
My wife has set the cutest table for two
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My wife has set the cutest table for two
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all of my followers who are exactly the type that would enjoy this
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all of my followers who are exactly the type that would enjoy this
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DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
*Extremely Wesley Willis voice*
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
*Extremely Wesley Willis voice*
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download our app to buy coffee! get your coffee by simply entering your email! coffee is just one password containing a number, letter, and special character away! hey. fuck you
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
download our app to buy coffee! get your coffee by simply entering your email! coffee is just one password containing a number, letter, and special character away! hey. fuck you