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erlking.bsky.social
Mikey Says Hey!
@erlking.bsky.social
writer, composer, ersatz humanities scholar, amateur bodybuilder, very very gay
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In all seriousness, I'm not sure there is an example of a center-left party "moving to the center" on issues like immigration, labor or trans issues and becoming more popular.

US consultants relentlessly promote this as a solution, but they have pretty much zero evidence of its effectiveness.
Another center-left party, this one in Denmark, shifted to the right on immigration, and saw their political support plummet, losing control of Copenhagen city govt for first time in ONE HUNDRED years - with far left taking over.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Social Democrats in Denmark suffer sweeping election losses
PM Mette Frederiksen’s centre-left party loses control of Copenhagen for first time in more than 100 years
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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this is basically the most effective thing you as an individual can do to fuck with ICE and good on this dude for dedicating his retirement to fucking with them
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Hand editing your Windows Registry is not something I would normally recommend, but these instructions are simple and direct. Do exactly as directed and you'll be fine. If you get lost/stuck for some reason, tag me.
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Let’s see if @erlking.bsky.social has what it takes to evolve into a crab as he finally tries out ANOTHER CRAB’S TREASURE.

I’m along just to be crabby.

twitch.tv/MegaphonicFM now!
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I swear, as an arts student in 2004, you couldn’t receive a mix CD without it including Rilo Kiley’s “Better Son/Daughter” (makes sense). I realized today that no one around me even knows that tune and I feel a great sense of dislocation.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.

No snitching 🫵
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A little narrative corrective to the last thing I reposted
In what universe is this projection true?

My reading of the Danish press shows the social democrat vote in Copenhagen fracturing, with the beneficiaries being various centre-left to far-left parties.

Are the Guardian reporters making this up as they go along?
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.

But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
9:05 pm phone updates and now has that Liquid Glass thing
9:21 pm google “how to turn off Liquid Glass”
9:26 pm accessibility settings modified to “remove” it without removing it, best that can be done

It’s not an accessibility issue for me, I just think it looks terrible
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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they all knew what a fuckin yutz he was and they all ran cover for him anyway
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Got the latest guidance from the American Academy of Everyday Speech and I'm sorry to report we are being ordered back to "doggos" and "puppers". Not exactly surprising given the recent relaxation on "neurospicy" but hugely unwelcome nonetheless
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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he’s dead
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Abolish all borders, all humans have the inalienable right to move around the planet however they wish.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Old and tired: You’ll never be happy with your body as a bodybuilder.

New and less nihilistic, you sad meat man: You’ll strive to love your body and the journey itself. Celebrate effort and progress, not a non-existent end state. Unless you’re a sexy ghost. That’s an end state.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM