Joe Lasko 🔞
@joelasko.bsky.social
Bi Illustrator and Doodler | I also like to lift heavy things | Adult Content | NO MINORS
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mandatory viewing for all brain wormed trans women who think they will die if there is a single pound of muscle or fat on their body
What Every Body Fat % Actually Looks Like (50% to 5%)
YouTube video by Jeff Nippard
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
mandatory viewing for all brain wormed trans women who think they will die if there is a single pound of muscle or fat on their body
there's so much about this that makes us happy and while this isn't at the top of my list I will say I take immense joy in picturing Kim Davis big dumb face turn a big dumb shade of red as she gets so mad that she didn't get to have her way. God I hate that woman
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
there's so much about this that makes us happy and while this isn't at the top of my list I will say I take immense joy in picturing Kim Davis big dumb face turn a big dumb shade of red as she gets so mad that she didn't get to have her way. God I hate that woman
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Mamdani is gonna implement Shania law. Every household must go totally crazy, forget they are ladies.
Wear men's shirts, short skirts
Wear men's shirts, short skirts
Mamdani is gonna implement charcuterie law. One platter of meats and cheeses per household.
Mamdani is gonna implement Shar Pei law. One wrinkle dog per household.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement Shania law. Every household must go totally crazy, forget they are ladies.
Wear men's shirts, short skirts
Wear men's shirts, short skirts
There's something deeply upsetting about telling someone over the phone about something nice a friend did for you (like, "my roommate and her girlfriend surprised me with a birthday cake") and their response is no response.
No, "that's so nice of them"
or "that's sweet"
Just silence
No, "that's so nice of them"
or "that's sweet"
Just silence
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
There's something deeply upsetting about telling someone over the phone about something nice a friend did for you (like, "my roommate and her girlfriend surprised me with a birthday cake") and their response is no response.
No, "that's so nice of them"
or "that's sweet"
Just silence
No, "that's so nice of them"
or "that's sweet"
Just silence
Good-bye, "dirty thirties"
Hello, "fucky forties"
Hello, "fucky forties"
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good-bye, "dirty thirties"
Hello, "fucky forties"
Hello, "fucky forties"
Fun reminder; a couple of those rich megadonors spent more against Mamdani than what he even wanted to tax them.
So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.
So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fun reminder; a couple of those rich megadonors spent more against Mamdani than what he even wanted to tax them.
So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.
So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.
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I've never seen someone come out for the tunnel dance with this much energy.
(A'ja)
www.instagram.com/reel/DQpMi_Q...
(A'ja)
www.instagram.com/reel/DQpMi_Q...
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've never seen someone come out for the tunnel dance with this much energy.
(A'ja)
www.instagram.com/reel/DQpMi_Q...
(A'ja)
www.instagram.com/reel/DQpMi_Q...
Today's the big 4 0 for me 🎂
I dunno what to say other than I don't feel 40 🤷♂️
I've spent the past 2 years eating better, lifting, moisturizing and reshaping my body into something that looks better than it has in over 15 years. Its never too late yall ❤️
Well, except for maybe that one guy
I dunno what to say other than I don't feel 40 🤷♂️
I've spent the past 2 years eating better, lifting, moisturizing and reshaping my body into something that looks better than it has in over 15 years. Its never too late yall ❤️
Well, except for maybe that one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Today's the big 4 0 for me 🎂
I dunno what to say other than I don't feel 40 🤷♂️
I've spent the past 2 years eating better, lifting, moisturizing and reshaping my body into something that looks better than it has in over 15 years. Its never too late yall ❤️
Well, except for maybe that one guy
I dunno what to say other than I don't feel 40 🤷♂️
I've spent the past 2 years eating better, lifting, moisturizing and reshaping my body into something that looks better than it has in over 15 years. Its never too late yall ❤️
Well, except for maybe that one guy
Is dissociating like ego death? I feel odd (all good, no bad thoughts 👍). I'm really just detaching all of my previous expectations and identifiers of who I am TO MYSELF (if that makes sense). So I feel like I could be an entirely different person going forward.
a man is singing into a microphone while dancing on a stage
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while dancing on a stage
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Is dissociating like ego death? I feel odd (all good, no bad thoughts 👍). I'm really just detaching all of my previous expectations and identifiers of who I am TO MYSELF (if that makes sense). So I feel like I could be an entirely different person going forward.
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i don't know what i'm doing yet but i'm doing it
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i don't know what i'm doing yet but i'm doing it
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Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today.
“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today.
“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
Holy shit, THAT'S what was following Jimmy Stewart around the whole time?!?
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Holy shit, THAT'S what was following Jimmy Stewart around the whole time?!?
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"So THAT'S why it glows"
Commission for Inscrutable
Commission for Inscrutable
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"So THAT'S why it glows"
Commission for Inscrutable
Commission for Inscrutable
the funniest thing is I've been temping for over 4 years and I feel like I can't just apply for salaried clerical jobs because I don't have the experience?
Joe, yadumbbitch, you've been doing these jobs for FOUR YEARS
Joe, yadumbbitch, you've been doing these jobs for FOUR YEARS
It's a lil frustrating that it took till my late 30s to discover that I honestly enjoy boring clerical work. Harvey Pekar had the right idea
a man with a drawing of another man behind him
ALT: a man with a drawing of another man behind him
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the funniest thing is I've been temping for over 4 years and I feel like I can't just apply for salaried clerical jobs because I don't have the experience?
Joe, yadumbbitch, you've been doing these jobs for FOUR YEARS
Joe, yadumbbitch, you've been doing these jobs for FOUR YEARS
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Catty bestows to you the greatest treat she could think of! Squished Boobs!
(Patreon Exclusive, Oct 2024)
(Patreon Exclusive, Oct 2024)
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Catty bestows to you the greatest treat she could think of! Squished Boobs!
(Patreon Exclusive, Oct 2024)
(Patreon Exclusive, Oct 2024)
Honestly, sometimes being queer does feel like you have supernatural powers and can see or do things others can't
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, sometimes being queer does feel like you have supernatural powers and can see or do things others can't
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Ballpoint Pen Werewolf
October 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Ballpoint Pen Werewolf
It's a lil frustrating that it took till my late 30s to discover that I honestly enjoy boring clerical work. Harvey Pekar had the right idea
a man with a drawing of another man behind him
ALT: a man with a drawing of another man behind him
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's a lil frustrating that it took till my late 30s to discover that I honestly enjoy boring clerical work. Harvey Pekar had the right idea
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7 Slots left!
Why you playin like you don't wanna see your OC all sexy and dynamic and saturated 😘
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Why you playin like you don't wanna see your OC all sexy and dynamic and saturated 😘
ko-fi.com/c/a07b173e2a
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
7 Slots left!
Why you playin like you don't wanna see your OC all sexy and dynamic and saturated 😘
ko-fi.com/c/a07b173e2a
Why you playin like you don't wanna see your OC all sexy and dynamic and saturated 😘
ko-fi.com/c/a07b173e2a
“Oh my god, it’s just like the movie Outbreak!”
“Oh my god, I just referenced the movie Outbreak in 2025!”
“Oh my god, I just referenced the movie Outbreak in 2025!”
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Oh my god, it’s just like the movie Outbreak!”
“Oh my god, I just referenced the movie Outbreak in 2025!”
“Oh my god, I just referenced the movie Outbreak in 2025!”
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Anthro Aristocats phase.
August 3, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Anthro Aristocats phase.
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Brenda Springer from Animalympics gets an exclusive interview with the world champ in... (checks notes) Fucking!? When did that become a category!?
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June 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Brenda Springer from Animalympics gets an exclusive interview with the world champ in... (checks notes) Fucking!? When did that become a category!?
(posted to my patreon back in April 2023, see more early by joining my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)
(posted to my patreon back in April 2023, see more early by joining my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)
Shockingly good song to lift to
(also anyone have any nonshitty music apps I can switch to?)
(also anyone have any nonshitty music apps I can switch to?)
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Shockingly good song to lift to
(also anyone have any nonshitty music apps I can switch to?)
(also anyone have any nonshitty music apps I can switch to?)
We're all just made out of bunch of spaghetti code written by an engineer who was let go years ago
In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, it turns out that breaking part of your foot fucks up your gait which then fucks up your back
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We're all just made out of bunch of spaghetti code written by an engineer who was let go years ago