Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
Go bleach your roots, creep.
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
👨🏼❤️👨🏻💍: @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
👨🏼❤️👨🏻💍: @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social
Pinned
A seven year old: You look happy. Is it because you’re alone, lying down, and surrounded by cats?
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A seven year old: You look happy. Is it because you’re alone, lying down, and surrounded by cats?
Waiting patiently to Sandra Claws.
(There are wild turkeys here and these two are going to lose their little feline minds if one waddles by.)
(There are wild turkeys here and these two are going to lose their little feline minds if one waddles by.)
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Waiting patiently to Sandra Claws.
(There are wild turkeys here and these two are going to lose their little feline minds if one waddles by.)
(There are wild turkeys here and these two are going to lose their little feline minds if one waddles by.)
Drag name: Space Station Mall Princess
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Drag name: Space Station Mall Princess
Christmas is stupid but dirty gin martinis are great
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Christmas is stupid but dirty gin martinis are great
Voice reveal plus the two sentences that play in my head nonstop.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Voice reveal plus the two sentences that play in my head nonstop.
I think my mom is crazy because she talks to lizards and would fight anyone in a parking lot without hesitation. She thinks I’m crazy because I believe that abortion should be legal and covered by health insurance.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think my mom is crazy because she talks to lizards and would fight anyone in a parking lot without hesitation. She thinks I’m crazy because I believe that abortion should be legal and covered by health insurance.
Hill I will die on: Uno is a bad game for dullards and babies.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hill I will die on: Uno is a bad game for dullards and babies.
Reposted by Casey
i know i have “is skilled at wrapping gifts” energy AND YET
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i know i have “is skilled at wrapping gifts” energy AND YET
The journey to Plymouth begins.
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The journey to Plymouth begins.
I’d love to play board games but also maybe not see another person for three months.
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’d love to play board games but also maybe not see another person for three months.
My bestie is moving back to the US and it feels like such a bright light on the horizon.
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My bestie is moving back to the US and it feels like such a bright light on the horizon.
I fell asleep on the couch and had a dream that everyone had a Digimon, but if you got too depressed it disappeared. So then I had to do an Amber Spyglass romp through hell to find my Gomamon.
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I fell asleep on the couch and had a dream that everyone had a Digimon, but if you got too depressed it disappeared. So then I had to do an Amber Spyglass romp through hell to find my Gomamon.
I’m actively angry that my gym doesn’t have a posing room because I’ve never seen my back like this.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’m actively angry that my gym doesn’t have a posing room because I’ve never seen my back like this.
Someone got promoted to Familiar status.
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Someone got promoted to Familiar status.
I lifted with @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social and I survived to tell the tale. Barely.
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I lifted with @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social and I survived to tell the tale. Barely.
Super old cooking show reruns are an exquisite vibe for a Friday night.
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Super old cooking show reruns are an exquisite vibe for a Friday night.
I feel like rancid garbage this week mentally about my gym stuff. And I’m generally fairly hard on myself. BUT. It would be insane for me to let myself think I haven’t made a ton of great progress this year. Individual data points don’t matter. The trend matters. I’m going to try to make 2026 huge.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I feel like rancid garbage this week mentally about my gym stuff. And I’m generally fairly hard on myself. BUT. It would be insane for me to let myself think I haven’t made a ton of great progress this year. Individual data points don’t matter. The trend matters. I’m going to try to make 2026 huge.
Crunchatize me, Captain.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Crunchatize me, Captain.
Petition to add to the Gay Agenda in 2026:
The return of the Conversation Pit
The return of the Conversation Pit
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Petition to add to the Gay Agenda in 2026:
The return of the Conversation Pit
The return of the Conversation Pit
Last day of work before the break. I feel like I am actively decomposing. Like an arm could just fall off and I wouldn’t think twice about it at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Last day of work before the break. I feel like I am actively decomposing. Like an arm could just fall off and I wouldn’t think twice about it at this point.
youtu.be/B1rqMNiSOOc?...
Clocked:
1. Frog and/or Toad
2. Easily overstimulated
3. Cardigan and beanie
4. Wiggling to quiet music
5. Alluring to the “women who enjoy watching mfm” crowd
I feel seen and attacked.
Clocked:
1. Frog and/or Toad
2. Easily overstimulated
3. Cardigan and beanie
4. Wiggling to quiet music
5. Alluring to the “women who enjoy watching mfm” crowd
I feel seen and attacked.
Bachelorette Party Strippers - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
youtu.be/B1rqMNiSOOc?...
Clocked:
1. Frog and/or Toad
2. Easily overstimulated
3. Cardigan and beanie
4. Wiggling to quiet music
5. Alluring to the “women who enjoy watching mfm” crowd
I feel seen and attacked.
Clocked:
1. Frog and/or Toad
2. Easily overstimulated
3. Cardigan and beanie
4. Wiggling to quiet music
5. Alluring to the “women who enjoy watching mfm” crowd
I feel seen and attacked.
1.) love to see my friends making some ludicrous gym progress
2.) take this as a sign to crop your tops
2.) take this as a sign to crop your tops
Thankfully I learned to tuck in my gym shirts a year later 💅
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
1.) love to see my friends making some ludicrous gym progress
2.) take this as a sign to crop your tops
2.) take this as a sign to crop your tops
Imagine how powerful I would be if I were hairy, bearded, and any amount of melanated.
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Imagine how powerful I would be if I were hairy, bearded, and any amount of melanated.
Least flattering picture of the week but at least my pecs are filling back in. From the side view only.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Least flattering picture of the week but at least my pecs are filling back in. From the side view only.
Low impact lateral hell machine.
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Low impact lateral hell machine.