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Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
Go bleach your roots, creep.

Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they]

30% muscle and 70% muppet

Insta: @caseyallensears
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Twink Death Thursday.
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The gym lighting has been aggressively homophobic lately, but I’m still here. Still lifting and sweating and eating and repeating.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The gym lighting has been aggressively homophobic lately, but I’m still here. Still lifting and sweating and eating and repeating.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just remembered that I had a really long dream where my dad faked his death and had a long term DL relationship with Paul Reubens. And they were good friends with Tandi Iman Dupree?
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m happy with the three year transformation! My upper body is just… more. The legs are much more defined. Can’t wait for the next three years of growth!
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Babies ✨️🐈🐈‍⬛✨️
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What fruit can compete with the humble strawberry?
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know a workout got you good when you stand up and sound like Uncle from the Jackie Chan Adventures.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Weekly checkin at 218.6. Got a little ahead of pace from being snacky at the end of the week, but it’s all good! Sometimes you need the warm spice cookie.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lifting with someone who really knows his stuff is so intense. New friend targeted my lagging areas and I can barely move today. DOMS heaven is a place on earth. Or on my back.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Got a new tank top that I love at Pride.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Lifted with a friend. This man has kicked my ass up and down the street like an aluminum can.

Takeaways: need to work on lat connection in general and also in bracing my chest work, will benefit from more mobility work, elbows are hypermobile.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I want to try to crack a watermelon with my thighs but I’m allergic to watermelon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Saturday rest day bubble bath time.

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November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Some of y’all would fold under my style challenges (not being able to grow a beard).
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Bulking season has begun 💪
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hit the catnip HARD this Friday night.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Does Sleeper Build just mean that you wear oversized clothes?
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
3 separate children: “You look strong! Do you go to the gym?”

1 child following up: “You need new pants. Yours look like tights.”

Me: “Ma’am, you are wearing tights.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The arm embiggens
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
100% tax rate for income over a million dollars? Sounds like a plan to me. (No one needs that much money.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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rachel this is serious
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I blew the taint out of my jeans at work. The stairs have taken their revenge.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Taking sick/injured kids to the hospital until parents can arrive is occasionally part of my job. I’m demanding a workplace Purple Heart for taking the exorcist barf child under my wing.

A shower will not suffice. I need to send my naked body through a car wash.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Zoo issues warning: newborn giraffe escapes, seen learning to walk at local gym.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Someone has a signature.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM