Tyler Dårlig Ulv
@tylerthebadwolf.com
Professional Boyfriend, enthusiast, writer; an eternally aspiring optimist. Chief Operating Masturbator: @bateworld.com
He/Him/Bro
tylerthebadwolf.ch
tylerthebadwolf.com
https://bio.site/tylerthebadwolf
He/Him/Bro
tylerthebadwolf.ch
tylerthebadwolf.com
https://bio.site/tylerthebadwolf
Pinned
Does the tamagotchi feature prominently? 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Does the tamagotchi feature prominently? 🤔
Bro plz be careful. It's really sharp with all the construction around Alexa. 😯
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Bro plz be careful. It's really sharp with all the construction around Alexa. 😯
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Honestly the best parts of this hot dick are how much you smile when people online are looking at it.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Honestly the best parts of this hot dick are how much you smile when people online are looking at it.
OH MAN. That's huge wow. Really glad to see this 🙏
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
OH MAN. That's huge wow. Really glad to see this 🙏
That's so nice bro. Thank you. I'll message now.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
That's so nice bro. Thank you. I'll message now.
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.*
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."
TikTok Refuses to Confirm or Deny That It's Providing User Data to ICE
TikTok refuses to confirm or deny that ICE is obtaining detailed information about its users via private data brokers.
trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.*
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Age verification?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Age verification?
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
age verification?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Age verification?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.*
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."
TikTok Refuses to Confirm or Deny That It's Providing User Data to ICE
TikTok refuses to confirm or deny that ICE is obtaining detailed information about its users via private data brokers.
trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.*
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
“We can’t say,” always just means yes.
Guys the moderation issues here are subtle and kind of passive but they are real. You need to be watching for shit like this. So embarrassing for @bsky.app
Wow so some of my pics here were labeled adult, (they weren’t adult) it was BAD BUNNY 😂 Twitter 2.0
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Guys the moderation issues here are subtle and kind of passive but they are real. You need to be watching for shit like this. So embarrassing for @bsky.app
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
I'm about to start my career training, which costs roughly $300/hr.
This is a fantastic time to book your sweet boyfriend.
I'm available for meets 2-4 hours in length and a select few can schedule overnights.
This is a fantastic time to book your sweet boyfriend.
I'm available for meets 2-4 hours in length and a select few can schedule overnights.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'm about to start my career training, which costs roughly $300/hr.
This is a fantastic time to book your sweet boyfriend.
I'm available for meets 2-4 hours in length and a select few can schedule overnights.
This is a fantastic time to book your sweet boyfriend.
I'm available for meets 2-4 hours in length and a select few can schedule overnights.
My finger hurts.
I'm going to bed. 👉
I'm going to bed. 👉
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My finger hurts.
I'm going to bed. 👉
I'm going to bed. 👉
You're a better elderly man than I.
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
You're a better elderly man than I.
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
This man survived implying that you, a very reasonably aged adult person, was "elderly?"
I thought sure this was gonna wrap up as a murder confession.
"And then. He ran into my knife. He ran into my *elderly* knife TEN TIMES."
I thought sure this was gonna wrap up as a murder confession.
"And then. He ran into my knife. He ran into my *elderly* knife TEN TIMES."
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This man survived implying that you, a very reasonably aged adult person, was "elderly?"
I thought sure this was gonna wrap up as a murder confession.
"And then. He ran into my knife. He ran into my *elderly* knife TEN TIMES."
I thought sure this was gonna wrap up as a murder confession.
"And then. He ran into my knife. He ran into my *elderly* knife TEN TIMES."
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
𝕴 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘
January 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
𝕴 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘
@justcantstahp.bsky.social Hey! Can I sub your JFF to ask you a couple questions about your PA? Looking for advice and happy to pay :$
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
@justcantstahp.bsky.social Hey! Can I sub your JFF to ask you a couple questions about your PA? Looking for advice and happy to pay :$
You guys are still out here reskeeting this race player, huh? Wi-hild choices. 🤐
Protip: when somebody mentions their (white) ethnicity this way, it’s never an accident.
Don’t like. Don’t reskeet.
👀
Don’t like. Don’t reskeet.
👀
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
You guys are still out here reskeeting this race player, huh? Wi-hild choices. 🤐
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Anyway a simple way to avoid Explaining Gay is to introduce your kids to a diverse set of people from a very young age because if some of their friends have gay parents then they simply won’t ask why a character in a book has two mummies
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Anyway a simple way to avoid Explaining Gay is to introduce your kids to a diverse set of people from a very young age because if some of their friends have gay parents then they simply won’t ask why a character in a book has two mummies
Reposted by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Age verification?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Age verification?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Age verification?
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Age verification?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Making good use of my time in this German class? Yes of course I am. Very focused. Very demure.
Why do you ask?
Why do you ask?
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Making good use of my time in this German class? Yes of course I am. Very focused. Very demure.
Why do you ask?
Why do you ask?
First the one guy, then the next ten
Which barn here did you grow up in
Everybody wants to slam the door
Which barn here did you grow up in
Everybody wants to slam the door
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
First the one guy, then the next ten
Which barn here did you grow up in
Everybody wants to slam the door
Which barn here did you grow up in
Everybody wants to slam the door
lol no. But I do still have one on my desk. Every so often I think about turning it back on. And then don’t 😅😅
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
lol no. But I do still have one on my desk. Every so often I think about turning it back on. And then don’t 😅😅