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💖 Brawn
💖 Bulge
linktr.ee/sixfootfiveguy for 🌶️
🏙️ Chicago, IL 🏙️
The worst part about Heated Rivalry is my type is that douchy dick bag
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The worst part about Heated Rivalry is my type is that douchy dick bag
Jerking off after 3 days at home is real epic.
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Jerking off after 3 days at home is real epic.
Ok back home from X, M, A, S.
All unpacked and ready to binge gay tv in my 85° apartment because it’s hot out for Dec.
All unpacked and ready to binge gay tv in my 85° apartment because it’s hot out for Dec.
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ok back home from X, M, A, S.
All unpacked and ready to binge gay tv in my 85° apartment because it’s hot out for Dec.
All unpacked and ready to binge gay tv in my 85° apartment because it’s hot out for Dec.
Hi friends. Just checking in here. I’ve been going through a bad December so I’m been staying away from social media for a bit.
I love you and talk to you soon 💖
I love you and talk to you soon 💖
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hi friends. Just checking in here. I’ve been going through a bad December so I’m been staying away from social media for a bit.
I love you and talk to you soon 💖
I love you and talk to you soon 💖
My mom was like oh you can bake cookies here we have 4lbs of butter?! FOUR POUNDS?! I only need two sticks.
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My mom was like oh you can bake cookies here we have 4lbs of butter?! FOUR POUNDS?! I only need two sticks.
Based on the number of emails I got from overseas vendors last night, everyone took the day off.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Based on the number of emails I got from overseas vendors last night, everyone took the day off.
It’s weird to get call from a dead friends sister who was told to call me of their passing.
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s weird to get call from a dead friends sister who was told to call me of their passing.
I need everyone to put on extra beard balm tonight in honor of our boy Lyndon passing over. 💖💖💖
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I need everyone to put on extra beard balm tonight in honor of our boy Lyndon passing over. 💖💖💖
Man that strangers things Xmas promo is intense.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Man that strangers things Xmas promo is intense.
This cold weather really has whopped my ass this year.
I feel like that truck of final destination logs has ran me over.
I feel like that truck of final destination logs has ran me over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This cold weather really has whopped my ass this year.
I feel like that truck of final destination logs has ran me over.
I feel like that truck of final destination logs has ran me over.
Looking for more tv.
Does I love la resonate with non-la types?
Does I love la resonate with non-la types?
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Looking for more tv.
Does I love la resonate with non-la types?
Does I love la resonate with non-la types?
You know pee timer for movies?
We need a jerk off timer for heated rivalry.
We need a jerk off timer for heated rivalry.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know pee timer for movies?
We need a jerk off timer for heated rivalry.
We need a jerk off timer for heated rivalry.
It’s hard to watch a funeral from a distance bros. 🥲😫
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s hard to watch a funeral from a distance bros. 🥲😫
The hardest part of watching #HeatedRivalry is accounting for the extra 8 minutes to jerk off.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The hardest part of watching #HeatedRivalry is accounting for the extra 8 minutes to jerk off.
Isn’t it weird my anti seizure medication instead gives me an essential tremor.
So instead of shaking a lot occasionally I get to shake a little, most of time.
Ha!
So instead of shaking a lot occasionally I get to shake a little, most of time.
Ha!
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Isn’t it weird my anti seizure medication instead gives me an essential tremor.
So instead of shaking a lot occasionally I get to shake a little, most of time.
Ha!
So instead of shaking a lot occasionally I get to shake a little, most of time.
Ha!
Ok Chicago - the sun is out! Please take some enrichment time to bask in its light like a dog.
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ok Chicago - the sun is out! Please take some enrichment time to bask in its light like a dog.
Who ever decorated the #slaycation house had a thing for lamps. How many table and floor lamps can one house have?
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Who ever decorated the #slaycation house had a thing for lamps. How many table and floor lamps can one house have?
Why am I crying at a stupid hockey show. I don’t even know the points system.
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why am I crying at a stupid hockey show. I don’t even know the points system.
Omg god do I have to explain my gay sex inadequacies compared to a fucking hockey show now?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Omg god do I have to explain my gay sex inadequacies compared to a fucking hockey show now?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am glad I do enough thrusts and abducters
to have a unnaturally perky ass for my size just like Heated Rivalry.
to have a unnaturally perky ass for my size just like Heated Rivalry.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am glad I do enough thrusts and abducters
to have a unnaturally perky ass for my size just like Heated Rivalry.
to have a unnaturally perky ass for my size just like Heated Rivalry.
It’s over for you now that I finally got my woebeohmahx working.
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s over for you now that I finally got my woebeohmahx working.
Im Hardee’s Apollo 13 pogs kinda old.
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Im Hardee’s Apollo 13 pogs kinda old.
Thbe worst part of Heated Rivalry is knowing that dickbad assholes are your type.
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thbe worst part of Heated Rivalry is knowing that dickbad assholes are your type.
I finally got access to Heated Rivarly so if anyone needs me I will be gooning for the rest of the day.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I finally got access to Heated Rivarly so if anyone needs me I will be gooning for the rest of the day.
We should all go outside and huff playdough.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We should all go outside and huff playdough.