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Wild dreams last night. Missed a flight for Hungary so I rebooked it only to be stuck in an elevator of a New York hotel I’ve dream visited before only to find my car battery dead but also I have a lasagna pan of blue lemonade I’ve been carrying. Also I was trying to get to O’Hare airport in NYC.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Dear gay brands. I love crop tops.

But I’d love to buy full length shirt again.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can’t believe it’s already midnight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why does paprika get a special name. Why don’t we use its government name, dried ground red pepper?
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don’t know if I can handle the Wicked press tour overlapping the Stranger Things press tour
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Watched two cars spin out on ice in my 12 minute drive to the gym.

Stay safe Chicago.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Our first real Chicago snowstorm in years may be inbound.

Let’s see if she actually shows up for once.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sometimes I think about how I should put all
my stuff in storage and work on cruise ships.
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That was some good sleep. Good job me!
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
How did I end up being friends with so many horny band geeks?
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember when we thought Maxim would prove we weren’t gay?
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Putting on a movie I’m not gonna watch and building legos.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Good morning sleepy head!
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again.

¿DONDÉ ESTA LA BIBLOTECA?
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Oh no I actually have to start dressing appropriately for the weather.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you email me at 9:20 to ask for a same day meeting and I respond at 9:24 that I am open at noon… wouldn’t you email back? Because it’s 11:30 and it’s crickets.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’d hate to meet this guy in a dark alley.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A Friday with no meetings? There goes my attention span!
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A Reece’s Peanut Butter Season Shape but there’s crisped rice in the chocolate like a Crunch bar.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Do you think you could go a whole day using only Wicked Collab food and items?
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How do you guys deal with it getting dark so early. My body is so trained to get sleepy as soon as the sun goes down!
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Am I a maximalist? Yes. But I’m not an over consumer.

My house is full of trinkets from adventures and inheritances and legos.

I’m just grumpy today.
Apparently they’re glass.

Can’t wait to see them at the thrift in a few months.
Excited to see those Stabucks Bear cups melt in your dishwashers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Apparently they’re glass.

Can’t wait to see them at the thrift in a few months.
Excited to see those Stabucks Bear cups melt in your dishwashers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Getting my Brit on today. A call with @bigbuttgeek.bsky.social? Drag Race UK? AND TASKMASTER?!
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM