Joe Spaceman, PDF
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A TRIPLE THREAT!
💖 Brains
💖 Brawn
💖 Bulge
Newly Sober (again)
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🏙️ Chicago, IL 🏙️
💖 Brains
💖 Brawn
💖 Bulge
Newly Sober (again)
linktr.ee/sixfootfiveguy for 🌶️
🏙️ Chicago, IL 🏙️
Merry Thong Thursday babes!
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Merry Thong Thursday babes!
For those who might be unfamiliar with my gay art game. #finalboss
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
For those who might be unfamiliar with my gay art game. #finalboss
So I hired a housekeeper to come once a month from a service and in the notes I wrote must be ok with sexually suggestive artwork.
This woman “Naomi” shows up and I offer to put music on before I leave and she asks for CHRISTIAN MUSIC. OH NO.
This woman “Naomi” shows up and I offer to put music on before I leave and she asks for CHRISTIAN MUSIC. OH NO.
a woman is sitting on a couch with a sign that says she 's not a christian !
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with a sign that says she 's not a christian !
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February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
So I hired a housekeeper to come once a month from a service and in the notes I wrote must be ok with sexually suggestive artwork.
This woman “Naomi” shows up and I offer to put music on before I leave and she asks for CHRISTIAN MUSIC. OH NO.
This woman “Naomi” shows up and I offer to put music on before I leave and she asks for CHRISTIAN MUSIC. OH NO.
A third one for the ladies!
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
A third one for the ladies!
Like why?
Also look at that massive one.
Also look at that massive one.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Like why?
Also look at that massive one.
Also look at that massive one.
I feel like they’re hitting the Valentine’s Day marketing HARD this year. My grocery store looks like a heart balloon factory, anyplace I ever used “Toast Tab” has emailed me to make a reservation.
Leaveeee meeee aloneeeeeee
Leaveeee meeee aloneeeeeee
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I feel like they’re hitting the Valentine’s Day marketing HARD this year. My grocery store looks like a heart balloon factory, anyplace I ever used “Toast Tab” has emailed me to make a reservation.
Leaveeee meeee aloneeeeeee
Leaveeee meeee aloneeeeeee
Age verification?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Age verification?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?
Age verification?
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
Will my collection of shareware games on 3.5” floppies suffice
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Age verification?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?
Whoa heatwave! 41°!
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Whoa heatwave! 41°!
It’s actually my chest day too!
I'm sending psychic energy at your tits.
If they start bouncing on their own, that's my doing.
If they start bouncing on their own, that's my doing.
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
It’s actually my chest day too!
The more that I sit with the lyrics of “Die with a Smile” the more it makes sense for Benito Bowl.
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The more that I sit with the lyrics of “Die with a Smile” the more it makes sense for Benito Bowl.
Does anyone else have salsa Die With a Smile stuck in their heads?
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Does anyone else have salsa Die With a Smile stuck in their heads?
Found a second one!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Found a second one!!!
Anyone else catch the split second of the two “gay” guys grinding at the truck in Benito Bowl?
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Anyone else catch the split second of the two “gay” guys grinding at the truck in Benito Bowl?
That was the best NFL Halftime show in decades.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
That was the best NFL Halftime show in decades.
Have you watched the ‘Burbs on Peacock? You should. It’s a good comedy mystery.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Have you watched the ‘Burbs on Peacock? You should. It’s a good comedy mystery.
When does the E! Red Carpet coverage of the Super Bowl start?
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
When does the E! Red Carpet coverage of the Super Bowl start?
Does anyone know what’s going on at build a bear these days?
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Does anyone know what’s going on at build a bear these days?
The irony of accidentally ripping this fortune.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The irony of accidentally ripping this fortune.
Had a very nice make-up birthday at sushi rotary today. They brought me a cheesecake slice with a candle!
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Had a very nice make-up birthday at sushi rotary today. They brought me a cheesecake slice with a candle!
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Look at this penis!
Look at this penis!
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Look at this penis!
Look at this penis!
I love saying goodnight to me LA Party boys as I walk into the gym.
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I love saying goodnight to me LA Party boys as I walk into the gym.
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A himbo is fuelled by assorted magical muscle dusts and your direct affirmation that he's doing a great job.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A himbo is fuelled by assorted magical muscle dusts and your direct affirmation that he's doing a great job.
I am in my virtual recovery meeting AND A WOMAN POURED A GLASSS OF WINE ON CAMERA WHILE DOING HER CHECK IN.
a man holding a cell phone with the caption it was just a classic case of self-sabotage
ALT: a man holding a cell phone with the caption it was just a classic case of self-sabotage
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February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I am in my virtual recovery meeting AND A WOMAN POURED A GLASSS OF WINE ON CAMERA WHILE DOING HER CHECK IN.