Emily Eino
@emilyeino.bsky.social
I help people write books.
hybridpubscout.com (they/them)
hybridpubscout.com (they/them)
The fact that people aren't letting you sign up for newsletters now without giving a phone number makes me want to throw up. Sorry Urban Decay, you don't know me like that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The fact that people aren't letting you sign up for newsletters now without giving a phone number makes me want to throw up. Sorry Urban Decay, you don't know me like that.
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He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
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I thought this was from The Office.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I thought this was from The Office.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Eraserhead (1977)
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Eraserhead (1977)
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lordy
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It would sure be nice if more of our species could evolve beyond “needing to literally have a bad thing happen to them personally before they’re capable of even *starting* to grasp that it’s also bad when it happens to other people”
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It would sure be nice if more of our species could evolve beyond “needing to literally have a bad thing happen to them personally before they’re capable of even *starting* to grasp that it’s also bad when it happens to other people”
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[officiant at the e-girl/podcaster bf marriage] and do you promise to love, cherish, obey, comment, like, and subscribe?
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[officiant at the e-girl/podcaster bf marriage] and do you promise to love, cherish, obey, comment, like, and subscribe?
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October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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she w on my somerset till i maugham
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
she w on my somerset till i maugham
New Hybrid Pub Scout episode is out! I spoke with Rex at @ellipsus.com about what makes their writing program unique and about their principled stance on generative AI.
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New Hybrid Pub Scout episode is out! I spoke with Rex at @ellipsus.com about what makes their writing program unique and about their principled stance on generative AI.
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
We need to disable hover-overs until we figure out what's going on.
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We need to disable hover-overs until we figure out what's going on.
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This has plunged me into existential crisis
Much has been said about how Halloween H20 shows them watching Scream 2, which mean Scream 1 exists, which means that the scene where they're watching the original Halloween in Scream 1 must exist, thus imploding the universe.
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This has plunged me into existential crisis
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HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
July 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
That bit about Joe Rogan being a centrist gave me whiplash but hey
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That bit about Joe Rogan being a centrist gave me whiplash but hey
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Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack.
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
The Autumn of Our Discontent
Thoughts on Political Violence and the Death of American Civil Society
Update: Shortly after the publication of this essay, Disney reinstated Jimmy Kimmel (presumably as a result of calculus over the...
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September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack.
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
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been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance
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Something that bums me out is that AI being good enough for like 90% of practical translation use cases is that it will doom high quality literary translation. A really good literary translator is a good writer in two languages, it’s very much an art.
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Something that bums me out is that AI being good enough for like 90% of practical translation use cases is that it will doom high quality literary translation. A really good literary translator is a good writer in two languages, it’s very much an art.
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Matthew Wong, Solitude (2018)
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Matthew Wong, Solitude (2018)