Emily Eino
@emilyeino.bsky.social
I help people write books.
hybridpubscout.com (they/them)
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[officiant at the e-girl/podcaster bf marriage] and do you promise to love, cherish, obey, comment, like, and subscribe?
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[officiant at the e-girl/podcaster bf marriage] and do you promise to love, cherish, obey, comment, like, and subscribe?
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October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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she w on my somerset till i maugham
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
she w on my somerset till i maugham
New Hybrid Pub Scout episode is out! I spoke with Rex at @ellipsus.com about what makes their writing program unique and about their principled stance on generative AI.
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New Hybrid Pub Scout episode is out! I spoke with Rex at @ellipsus.com about what makes their writing program unique and about their principled stance on generative AI.
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...
We need to disable hover-overs until we figure out what's going on.
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We need to disable hover-overs until we figure out what's going on.
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This has plunged me into existential crisis
Much has been said about how Halloween H20 shows them watching Scream 2, which mean Scream 1 exists, which means that the scene where they're watching the original Halloween in Scream 1 must exist, thus imploding the universe.
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This has plunged me into existential crisis
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HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
July 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.
That bit about Joe Rogan being a centrist gave me whiplash but hey
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That bit about Joe Rogan being a centrist gave me whiplash but hey
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Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack.
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
The Autumn of Our Discontent
Thoughts on Political Violence and the Death of American Civil Society
Update: Shortly after the publication of this essay, Disney reinstated Jimmy Kimmel (presumably as a result of calculus over the...
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September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack.
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?
I'd be grateful!
www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...
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been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance
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PSA
you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does.
every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜
you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does.
every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
PSA
you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does.
every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜
you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does.
every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜
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Something that bums me out is that AI being good enough for like 90% of practical translation use cases is that it will doom high quality literary translation. A really good literary translator is a good writer in two languages, it’s very much an art.
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Something that bums me out is that AI being good enough for like 90% of practical translation use cases is that it will doom high quality literary translation. A really good literary translator is a good writer in two languages, it’s very much an art.
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Matthew Wong, Solitude (2018)
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Matthew Wong, Solitude (2018)
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Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
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What do you call mass hysteria but that is the opposite of panicking? Mass wishteria?
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What do you call mass hysteria but that is the opposite of panicking? Mass wishteria?
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that person is james dobson. he and all his ilk as well as anyone who politically aligned with him have yielded nothing but corrosive effects on our democracy and very sense of basic decency because of the heinous theology he devoted his life to.
the passing of one of the worst humans who completely fucked over much of our country makes me want to return to being an extremely online person and get reallllll petty
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
that person is james dobson. he and all his ilk as well as anyone who politically aligned with him have yielded nothing but corrosive effects on our democracy and very sense of basic decency because of the heinous theology he devoted his life to.
An entire family in the front row at The Conjuring lost their popcorn the same way.
There was also that scene in Hereditary where you could hear people throughout the theater spotting [redacted] in the upper corner of the screen one by one and whimpering.
There was also that scene in Hereditary where you could hear people throughout the theater spotting [redacted] in the upper corner of the screen one by one and whimpering.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
An entire family in the front row at The Conjuring lost their popcorn the same way.
There was also that scene in Hereditary where you could hear people throughout the theater spotting [redacted] in the upper corner of the screen one by one and whimpering.
There was also that scene in Hereditary where you could hear people throughout the theater spotting [redacted] in the upper corner of the screen one by one and whimpering.
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Emmett Till would be 84 today.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Emmett Till would be 84 today.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
Not 114. Not 104.
84.
He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.
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Love reading people's newsletters, not so hot on how Substack takes every opportunity it gets to sign you up to like 50 newsletters if you're not paying close enough attention.
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Love reading people's newsletters, not so hot on how Substack takes every opportunity it gets to sign you up to like 50 newsletters if you're not paying close enough attention.