elsticko.bsky.social
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ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I love it when you're having a discussion online with someone and they forget to cut this bit from their reply...
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The quality of the wax exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s is greatly diminished
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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in his 3 NFL seasons, Brandon Aubrey has as many career 60-yard field goals (6-for-9, 66.7%) as every NFL kicker from 1960 to 2008 (6-for-82, 7.3%)
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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in the criminal justice system, toilet-based crimes are considered especially anus
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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James Cameron on how close he came to directing 1993’s Jurassic Park & what he thinks of Steven Spielberg’s adaptation. I love this for the honesty, modesty & graciousness of Cameron’s reflections. (It’s from the latest edition of the estimable Empire magazine.)
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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“.. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds of the meeting Tuesday showed that during nine separate instances, Trump’s eyes were closed for extended periods or he appeared to struggle to keep them open, amounting cumulatively to nearly six minutes.”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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“.. I believe these threats are a result of the redistricting pressure on Indiana," state Sen. Jean Leising said Monday in a statement, saying that she was the target of a pipe bomb threat over the weekend.

@nbcnews.com #redistrict
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I think we can tone the graphics down a bit there Dragonball SEC
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM