Highway to the Cool Zone
@skaboomizzy.bsky.social
Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪
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Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.
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On the Heathcliff reddit a user made a rival to Jimmy, that's popular, called Timmy.
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
On the Heathcliff reddit a user made a rival to Jimmy, that's popular, called Timmy.
the last few weeks of Colbert could make the last few weeks of Conan on NBC look quaint in comparison
Letterman used to ridicule his bosses at NBC & CBS. Before that, Carson and Parr openly fought with network execs. Colbert is part of that tradition. But you know who never criticize their corporate overlords? Cable and Network TV news hosts. Never. Ever.
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
the last few weeks of Colbert could make the last few weeks of Conan on NBC look quaint in comparison
get 'em flav
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
get 'em flav
Thinking about an early August trip to Milwaukee to see the city on the weekend and catch a couple Pirates games on Mon and Tues
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Thinking about an early August trip to Milwaukee to see the city on the weekend and catch a couple Pirates games on Mon and Tues
I knew there was no way the other grifters would let Erika take control of TPUSA but this is just brutal
a pit of vipers
a pit of vipers
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I knew there was no way the other grifters would let Erika take control of TPUSA but this is just brutal
a pit of vipers
a pit of vipers
NASCAT time
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NASCAT time
The perfect late-nite weekend snack
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The perfect late-nite weekend snack
hello I am opening prediction markets on the size and time of the next turd my cat poops out, please don't think about the fact that I've cared for this cat for nearly 11 years and control his food and water, CNN is paying me millions of dollars to flash graphics on this market on their feed
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 AM
hello I am opening prediction markets on the size and time of the next turd my cat poops out, please don't think about the fact that I've cared for this cat for nearly 11 years and control his food and water, CNN is paying me millions of dollars to flash graphics on this market on their feed
Agreed. I do not need to see what specific things the incels and white supremacists are saying every day to know that they're still dumb, shitty people
I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Agreed. I do not need to see what specific things the incels and white supremacists are saying every day to know that they're still dumb, shitty people
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Tickled to check a book about R.E.M. out from the library only to find a prior reader wrote a post-it note cheat sheet for who was who in the band. "-eyebrows"
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Tickled to check a book about R.E.M. out from the library only to find a prior reader wrote a post-it note cheat sheet for who was who in the band. "-eyebrows"
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February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
commercial for Google AI aired where they ask it "how do figure skaters avoid getting dizzy?" and it takes four paragraphs to say "practice and balance lol", definitely worth the investment
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
commercial for Google AI aired where they ask it "how do figure skaters avoid getting dizzy?" and it takes four paragraphs to say "practice and balance lol", definitely worth the investment
the @homefield.bsky.social ABA collection is incredible. Might have to pick up the dribbling condor to keep my dribbling anteater shirt company
ABA Pittsburgh Condors Dribbling Mascot Tee
Though condors are vultures, GM Marty Blake considered a condor a regal bird, so the team leaned into branding featuring a vulture wearing a crown. Here, you'll find him dribbling, paired with an illu...
www.homefieldapparel.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the @homefield.bsky.social ABA collection is incredible. Might have to pick up the dribbling condor to keep my dribbling anteater shirt company
this might change my life
That’s right Mike
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
this might change my life
I am planning to file taxes Sat then go to Waffle House. Tomorrow is the new Publix sales flyer. I am taking a five-day weekend for MLB opening day/weekend. I am spiritually 65 years old.
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I am planning to file taxes Sat then go to Waffle House. Tomorrow is the new Publix sales flyer. I am taking a five-day weekend for MLB opening day/weekend. I am spiritually 65 years old.
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Got a pretty sizable rebate on my car insurance, nice surprise
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Got a pretty sizable rebate on my car insurance, nice surprise
my real Age Verification is that I would record 120 Minutes on the VCR and wire my boom box up to it to make mixtapes
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
my real Age Verification is that I would record 120 Minutes on the VCR and wire my boom box up to it to make mixtapes
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
Khazakhstan skater doing a Dune routine, put him on the podium immediately
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Khazakhstan skater doing a Dune routine, put him on the podium immediately
A good barometer of my mental health is if I feel the need to have fast food breakfast delivered and guess who just had two sausage egg McMuffins, a hash brown, and large Dr Pepper at the WFH desk
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
A good barometer of my mental health is if I feel the need to have fast food breakfast delivered and guess who just had two sausage egg McMuffins, a hash brown, and large Dr Pepper at the WFH desk
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That was @beckyhammer.bsky.social :
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
That was @beckyhammer.bsky.social :