Highway to the Cool Zone
@skaboomizzy.bsky.social
Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪
Mr. President, a mint? It's only wafer thin.
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Mr. President, a mint? It's only wafer thin.
he's going to get got by a Cybertruck on autopilot
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
he's going to get got by a Cybertruck on autopilot
I get that bowl games are 95% marketing, but you can't just lead off with the phrase "beautiful Birmingham, Alabama"
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I get that bowl games are 95% marketing, but you can't just lead off with the phrase "beautiful Birmingham, Alabama"
2026 is gonna be so lit
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
2026 is gonna be so lit
got to turn 33 on a #Hearthstone game and now I want to die
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
got to turn 33 on a #Hearthstone game and now I want to die
Nixon Newell is still accepting 2026 bookings
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Nixon Newell is still accepting 2026 bookings
thinking about retiring to New Mexico if I live long enough
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
thinking about retiring to New Mexico if I live long enough
an AEW PPV ended at a reasonable time, I'll be damned
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
an AEW PPV ended at a reasonable time, I'll be damned
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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A white Afrikaner from South Africa who came to the United States expecting preferential refugee treatment from the Trump administration found himself blindsided when he ended up in handcuffs.
'Never expected this': White Afrikaner blindsided with detention despite Trump's pledge
A white Afrikaner from South Africa who came to the United States expecting preferential refugee treatment from the Trump administration found himself blindsided when he ended up in handcuffs.President Donald Trump promised that white Afrikaners would receive preferential refugee status because he c...
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December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A white Afrikaner from South Africa who came to the United States expecting preferential refugee treatment from the Trump administration found himself blindsided when he ended up in handcuffs.
If you need a break from football, CBS Sports has the World Plumbing Championship with the World HVAC Championship next.
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you need a break from football, CBS Sports has the World Plumbing Championship with the World HVAC Championship next.
My best description of PJ Fleck is "megachurch youth pastor trying to raise funds for a Christian skate park"
PJ Fleck is like if a Jamón ibérico discovered hustle culture
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My best description of PJ Fleck is "megachurch youth pastor trying to raise funds for a Christian skate park"
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If we're bringing back these fringe characters then maybe the series finale is coming soon
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If we're bringing back these fringe characters then maybe the series finale is coming soon
Herb Dean finally calls the end of the fight for Ralphie
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Herb Dean finally calls the end of the fight for Ralphie
Got my traditional Christmas meal from Wawa: two breakfast sammiches and a 44 oz Mello Yello with lime
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Got my traditional Christmas meal from Wawa: two breakfast sammiches and a 44 oz Mello Yello with lime
I am currently drinking a mega-rum cocktail, playing CFB26, and working through Jet's Turbo Stix w/ pizza sauce
Merry Christmas to me
Merry Christmas to me
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I am currently drinking a mega-rum cocktail, playing CFB26, and working through Jet's Turbo Stix w/ pizza sauce
Merry Christmas to me
Merry Christmas to me
I was trying to figure out how much the shitposting station I bought last year would cost now but I can't find the components on the site I bought from so I'm just going to assume my desktop tower is now worth $8,000
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I was trying to figure out how much the shitposting station I bought last year would cost now but I can't find the components on the site I bought from so I'm just going to assume my desktop tower is now worth $8,000
Happy holidays
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy holidays
Two hours until the four-day weekend
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Two hours until the four-day weekend
should I go play a poker tournament Friday at the old dog track to really make it a true Bachelor Squalor Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
should I go play a poker tournament Friday at the old dog track to really make it a true Bachelor Squalor Christmas
Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans
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I recorded this Christmas organ version of "Brass Bonanza." The original version was the official theme song of the Hartford Whalers, who played in the National Hockey League from 1979-1997.
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I recorded this Christmas organ version of "Brass Bonanza." The original version was the official theme song of the Hartford Whalers, who played in the National Hockey League from 1979-1997.
all you suckers doing a full day at work today while I'm taking part of the day off for dental work
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
all you suckers doing a full day at work today while I'm taking part of the day off for dental work