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.@pabloreports.bsky.social : Were you satisfied with the answers you’ve gotten so far in this classified briefing on Venezuela?

AOC: Oh, hell no. It was a joke. This was not a serious intelligence briefing. This was the communication of an opinion.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Update on yesterday's 'historic' by-election for the Refukkers:

They lost.

😀
September 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Taylor Swift level Easter egg… 🔭🧪
August 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Your regular reminder…
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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SnowBikeMike Is LIVE From The BATTLEFIELD 6 MULTIPLAYER EVENT!

www.twitch.tv/kindafunnyga...
July 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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everything reminds me of her
May 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Drew Sheneman, Newark Star-Ledger
April 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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You guys understand how bad things are if they’re bringing Bernie out on stage at Coachella…

right?
Just watched Bernie’s set at Coachella. Wild.
April 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Gonna infiltrate the manosphere and start a wellness podcast where I only give advice like this
April 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The fact that you can write one simple prompt in ChatGPT and get the exact same "Tariffs charged to the U.S.A." list is quite telling.

"Create a list of all countries with whichever is greater:

10% or U.S. trade deficit with country divided by U.S. imports from country"
April 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Maybe they thought ‘Atlantic Editor’ was the guy who renames the maps for them.
March 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Gonna share this again whilst Severance is still hot. Trying to make BlueSky the first place I post videos from now on so if you like it, spread it about.
Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.
March 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Can’t make this up.
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tesla is actually going to use an automotive rated adhesive? It turns out the cost savings didn't save cost. I suspect there are a lot of cost savings still hidden on that vehicle.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 20
Tesla says it will fix the sticky issue—which could cause panels to detach from trucks while driving—with a new adhesive “not prone to environmental embrittlement.”
Nearly All Cybertrucks Have Been Recalled Because Tesla Used the Wrong Glue
Tesla says it will fix the sticky issue—which could cause panels to detach from trucks while driving—with a new adhesive “not prone to environmental embrittlement.”
wrd.cm
March 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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18 eggs for 3.39€. The American mind cannot comprehend this.
March 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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“Transitioning” from 50 straight months of job growth, a 400% rise in manufacturing construction and the best back-to-back years for the stock market in a quarter century. 🤡
Mike Johnson: "We're transitioning from Bidenomics and the terrible economy that was delivered by the last administration. It takes a while to turn that ship around."
March 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Saw a post where somebody asked if they needed to beat the first two witcher games before playing 3. They were set to followers only so I was left beating against the walls and screaming no no no like Matt Mcconnaughey in Interstellar.
March 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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As part of my effort at strategic autonomy from the US, just switched from Chrome to Norway-based Vivaldi based on this skeet. Works fine
🇺🇲 Google ---> 🇪🇺 Ecosia
🇺🇲 Chrome ---> 🇪🇺 Vivaldi
🇺🇲 Translate ---> 🇪🇺 DeepL
🇺🇲 Gmail ---> 🇪🇺 Mailfence
🇺🇲 Maps ---> 🇪🇺 Here WeGo
🇺🇲 ChatGPT ---> 🇪🇺 Le Chat
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Rufio, Rufio, Rufioooooo…
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The best way to find every single Lightning charging cable in your home is to desperately need a USB-C cable.
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I mentioned it on stream, but my extreme gratitude once again to the company that reached out about a sponsored set of Insta videos

The conditions were generous, the email was courteous, but it was a little hard not to be hurt by an out of the blue offer for “free extensive cosmetic dental work” 😂
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM