Mr John Robertson
@robbotron.bsky.social
Comic/Cult Leader/THE DARK ROOM 🍍
London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk NEXT TOUR STOPS: We start up again in 2026! 20+ tour dates and live shows already announced: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk NEXT TOUR STOPS: We start up again in 2026! 20+ tour dates and live shows already announced: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
I spent a fair amount of my teens, twenties and thirties watching arthouse films and sophisticated adult dramas with great costumes and (oooh) swearing.
Which is why, at 2:43am today, I pointed at the TV and joyfully exclaimed, “Of course! She was the whoremonger’s wife in Carnevalé!”
Which is why, at 2:43am today, I pointed at the TV and joyfully exclaimed, “Of course! She was the whoremonger’s wife in Carnevalé!”
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I spent a fair amount of my teens, twenties and thirties watching arthouse films and sophisticated adult dramas with great costumes and (oooh) swearing.
Which is why, at 2:43am today, I pointed at the TV and joyfully exclaimed, “Of course! She was the whoremonger’s wife in Carnevalé!”
Which is why, at 2:43am today, I pointed at the TV and joyfully exclaimed, “Of course! She was the whoremonger’s wife in Carnevalé!”
God bless those nice footballers who run around in the bits between a popular American musician performing popular American music and attention-seeking racists losing their minds about this apparently startling, new phenomenon
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
God bless those nice footballers who run around in the bits between a popular American musician performing popular American music and attention-seeking racists losing their minds about this apparently startling, new phenomenon
Happy Super Bowl, especially to all the Australians who’ll get a dirty little chuckle at all their American friends spending the day enthusiastically rooting*
*it means “fucking” in Aussie slang, which I discovered at age 9 and I still
find unreasonably funny
*it means “fucking” in Aussie slang, which I discovered at age 9 and I still
find unreasonably funny
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Happy Super Bowl, especially to all the Australians who’ll get a dirty little chuckle at all their American friends spending the day enthusiastically rooting*
*it means “fucking” in Aussie slang, which I discovered at age 9 and I still
find unreasonably funny
*it means “fucking” in Aussie slang, which I discovered at age 9 and I still
find unreasonably funny
Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
My hotel came with a cuck office
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
My hotel came with a cuck office
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Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple!
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
Gaming Comedian THE DARK ROOM vs BROKEN MICROPHONE #gaming #improv #standupcomedy #pax
YouTube video by Robbotron / The Dark Room
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple!
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
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cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
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Not even 10 episodes into Babylon 5 and we've already had multiple episodes where the plot was:
1. There's a fascist on the station
2. Well, we can't have that
3. The Nazi gets their ass beat/kicked off the station/vaporized
4. "Fuck that guy; sure hope we don't see more of that lot"
1. There's a fascist on the station
2. Well, we can't have that
3. The Nazi gets their ass beat/kicked off the station/vaporized
4. "Fuck that guy; sure hope we don't see more of that lot"
September 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Not even 10 episodes into Babylon 5 and we've already had multiple episodes where the plot was:
1. There's a fascist on the station
2. Well, we can't have that
3. The Nazi gets their ass beat/kicked off the station/vaporized
4. "Fuck that guy; sure hope we don't see more of that lot"
1. There's a fascist on the station
2. Well, we can't have that
3. The Nazi gets their ass beat/kicked off the station/vaporized
4. "Fuck that guy; sure hope we don't see more of that lot"
Reading about the online sad sacks who whine that the state owes them a woman to cure their loneliness and also keep the population up…
Jesus Christ, at least the suicide bombers of the early 2000s had the decency to explode first and then meet their 72 virgins.
Pathetic!
Jesus Christ, at least the suicide bombers of the early 2000s had the decency to explode first and then meet their 72 virgins.
Pathetic!
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reading about the online sad sacks who whine that the state owes them a woman to cure their loneliness and also keep the population up…
Jesus Christ, at least the suicide bombers of the early 2000s had the decency to explode first and then meet their 72 virgins.
Pathetic!
Jesus Christ, at least the suicide bombers of the early 2000s had the decency to explode first and then meet their 72 virgins.
Pathetic!
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i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.
everyone should have some goddamn humility.
everyone should have some goddamn humility.
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.
everyone should have some goddamn humility.
everyone should have some goddamn humility.
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Could we start the yoga class 15 minutes late?
No.
They’re totally inflexible.
No.
They’re totally inflexible.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Could we start the yoga class 15 minutes late?
No.
They’re totally inflexible.
No.
They’re totally inflexible.
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This is bait, it's been everywhere on my feeds for the last couple of months. The answer in these cases is never 'force women to have sex with men', it is 'tell men to be nicer to women'. It is a simple and obvious answer as long as you don't hate women.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This is bait, it's been everywhere on my feeds for the last couple of months. The answer in these cases is never 'force women to have sex with men', it is 'tell men to be nicer to women'. It is a simple and obvious answer as long as you don't hate women.
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when people in my block get parcels: unnecessary purchases... greed... gluttony... ruinous behaviour...
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when people in my block get parcels: unnecessary purchases... greed... gluttony... ruinous behaviour...
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)
When world leaders and billionaires just can’t behave like adults, I remember all the life lessons taught to me by Star Trek:
- bigotry is wrong
- patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue
- SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE
- computers are all the same woman
- bigotry is wrong
- patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue
- SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE
- computers are all the same woman
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
When world leaders and billionaires just can’t behave like adults, I remember all the life lessons taught to me by Star Trek:
- bigotry is wrong
- patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue
- SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE
- computers are all the same woman
- bigotry is wrong
- patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue
- SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE
- computers are all the same woman
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This is very, very good.
Here's how Epstein broke the internet
His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy
www.garbageday.email
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This is very, very good.
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Most people don't realize the truly staggering rate of improvement of renewable technologies - the pace has been *insane* and costs have fallen through the floor.
Ireland has dismantled its first commercial wind farm to make way for a step-change in scale. Each new turbine generates more power than the entire 1992 Bellacorick site, illustrating how 3 decades of innovation have compressed land use while multiplying output. buff.ly/goiabIO
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Last turbine on first commercial wind farm dismantled
The last wind turbine of what was Ireland's first commercial wind farm at Bellacorick in Co Mayo has been dismantled.
buff.ly
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Most people don't realize the truly staggering rate of improvement of renewable technologies - the pace has been *insane* and costs have fallen through the floor.
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when the rich Do Crimes
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when the rich Do Crimes
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Hitman is Assassin's Creed with autism. Because why would you run and jump when you can know the joys of masking to fit in? - @robbotron.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Hitman is Assassin's Creed with autism. Because why would you run and jump when you can know the joys of masking to fit in? - @robbotron.bsky.social
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JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play.
It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.
It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play.
It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.
It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.
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This is the thing. If everyone just goes ‘oh how awful’ every time there is further confirmation of an already incredibly well documented elite paedophile ring, but no accountability ever arrives, what on earth are we doing.
I don't want 3 million files released into the world like confetti. Am I meant to read them? I want accountability. Not fucking tittle tattle
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This is the thing. If everyone just goes ‘oh how awful’ every time there is further confirmation of an already incredibly well documented elite paedophile ring, but no accountability ever arrives, what on earth are we doing.
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
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Ok I get it but please don’t do this. One day soon we will be able to afford for that not to matter but not while I still can’t afford food for the last week of every month.
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Ok I get it but please don’t do this. One day soon we will be able to afford for that not to matter but not while I still can’t afford food for the last week of every month.
Fantastic
We wrote a book!!! 📙🐢
After over a year of writing, re-writing and writing again our book is finally available for pre-order!
"Neurodivergent Moments: Sex, Sunscreen, Turtle, and How (NOT) to Pack a Suitcase" We can't wait to share it with u.
Pre-order now. Out June 18.
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After over a year of writing, re-writing and writing again our book is finally available for pre-order!
"Neurodivergent Moments: Sex, Sunscreen, Turtle, and How (NOT) to Pack a Suitcase" We can't wait to share it with u.
Pre-order now. Out June 18.
linktr.ee/ndm_book
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Fantastic