Mr John Robertson
@robbotron.bsky.social
Comic/Cult Leader/THE DARK ROOM 🍍
London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk NEXT TOUR STOPS: Newcastle, Cambridge, Brighton, Southampton, Southend, Exeter, Oxford, Witham, Manchester! All live shows: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk NEXT TOUR STOPS: Newcastle, Cambridge, Brighton, Southampton, Southend, Exeter, Oxford, Witham, Manchester! All live shows: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
There are many pleasures in the world, and one of them is a window seat, the Vangelis Blade Runner soundtrack and just enough sleep deprivation to smile like you’ve just shat in someone else’s pants
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 AM
There are many pleasures in the world, and one of them is a window seat, the Vangelis Blade Runner soundtrack and just enough sleep deprivation to smile like you’ve just shat in someone else’s pants
Post a fictional comedian who would definitely accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Post a fictional comedian who would definitely accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
I’m on the road!
Two more nights closing the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool
My first-ever UK national stand-up tour starts Oct 5th in Birmingham!
90 mins of high-octane improv, crowdwork and dirty electric ukulele
thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
Two more nights closing the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool
My first-ever UK national stand-up tour starts Oct 5th in Birmingham!
90 mins of high-octane improv, crowdwork and dirty electric ukulele
thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
September 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I’m on the road!
Two more nights closing the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool
My first-ever UK national stand-up tour starts Oct 5th in Birmingham!
90 mins of high-octane improv, crowdwork and dirty electric ukulele
thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
Two more nights closing the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool
My first-ever UK national stand-up tour starts Oct 5th in Birmingham!
90 mins of high-octane improv, crowdwork and dirty electric ukulele
thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
The Dark Room predicts the year 2026!
Click to see ALL THE SUBTITLES
Click to see ALL THE SUBTITLES
July 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Dark Room predicts the year 2026!
Click to see ALL THE SUBTITLES
Click to see ALL THE SUBTITLES
THE DARK ROOM hits Edinburgh Fringe!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Telegraph
Come watch and play my legendary live-action videogame Jul 30th - Aug 24th!
Will you:
A. Find light switch?
B. Abandon hope?
C. Czech pockets?
SOLD OUT 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Telegraph
Come watch and play my legendary live-action videogame Jul 30th - Aug 24th!
Will you:
A. Find light switch?
B. Abandon hope?
C. Czech pockets?
SOLD OUT 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024
July 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
THE DARK ROOM hits Edinburgh Fringe!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Telegraph
Come watch and play my legendary live-action videogame Jul 30th - Aug 24th!
Will you:
A. Find light switch?
B. Abandon hope?
C. Czech pockets?
SOLD OUT 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Telegraph
Come watch and play my legendary live-action videogame Jul 30th - Aug 24th!
Will you:
A. Find light switch?
B. Abandon hope?
C. Czech pockets?
SOLD OUT 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024
MANCHESTER - FRIDAY 25th JULY!
Special late-night preview of my new EdFringe + tour show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! Crowdwork, improv, dirty electric ukulele!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Telegraph
11:15pm Creatures Comedy Club
Feat. new songs
Listerine Headjob
+ at least ? more!
Special late-night preview of my new EdFringe + tour show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! Crowdwork, improv, dirty electric ukulele!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Telegraph
11:15pm Creatures Comedy Club
Feat. new songs
Listerine Headjob
+ at least ? more!
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
MANCHESTER - FRIDAY 25th JULY!
Special late-night preview of my new EdFringe + tour show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! Crowdwork, improv, dirty electric ukulele!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Telegraph
11:15pm Creatures Comedy Club
Feat. new songs
Listerine Headjob
+ at least ? more!
Special late-night preview of my new EdFringe + tour show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! Crowdwork, improv, dirty electric ukulele!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Telegraph
11:15pm Creatures Comedy Club
Feat. new songs
Listerine Headjob
+ at least ? more!
Another terrible day at the bukkake factory
July 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Another terrible day at the bukkake factory
LIVE today at 12pm BST on Twitch Channel Robbotron
Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D) returns!
Come be a kid and enjoy this interactive roleplay cooking stream!
Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D) returns!
Come be a kid and enjoy this interactive roleplay cooking stream!
June 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
LIVE today at 12pm BST on Twitch Channel Robbotron
Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D) returns!
Come be a kid and enjoy this interactive roleplay cooking stream!
Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D) returns!
Come be a kid and enjoy this interactive roleplay cooking stream!
I love my work. 80% the beauty of people, 25% dirty words 300% committing to mild physical stunts
(Pictured: a man standing on six stacked chairs shaking hands with a man who is still, insistently Nearly His Height despite the aforementioned Six Fucking Chairs)
(Pictured: a man standing on six stacked chairs shaking hands with a man who is still, insistently Nearly His Height despite the aforementioned Six Fucking Chairs)
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I love my work. 80% the beauty of people, 25% dirty words 300% committing to mild physical stunts
(Pictured: a man standing on six stacked chairs shaking hands with a man who is still, insistently Nearly His Height despite the aforementioned Six Fucking Chairs)
(Pictured: a man standing on six stacked chairs shaking hands with a man who is still, insistently Nearly His Height despite the aforementioned Six Fucking Chairs)
We stream tonight!
7:30pm BST on Twitch channel Robbotron
Feat. Games! Chat! FROGS WITH TEETH!
7:30pm BST on Twitch channel Robbotron
Feat. Games! Chat! FROGS WITH TEETH!
June 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We stream tonight!
7:30pm BST on Twitch channel Robbotron
Feat. Games! Chat! FROGS WITH TEETH!
7:30pm BST on Twitch channel Robbotron
Feat. Games! Chat! FROGS WITH TEETH!
I broke the lift in my apartment building
Come survive the heat with me and play games on twitch.tv/robbotron
Come survive the heat with me and play games on twitch.tv/robbotron
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I broke the lift in my apartment building
Come survive the heat with me and play games on twitch.tv/robbotron
Come survive the heat with me and play games on twitch.tv/robbotron
Happy Tuesday!
7pm BST tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron: we roast and recommend the Edinburgh Fringe Guide comedy section!
After 4 hours last show we reached the letter B!
Plus interactive chat game Orgynizer - it’s, well, it’s what it sounds like
The Dark Room hits Manchester on Sunday!
7pm BST tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron: we roast and recommend the Edinburgh Fringe Guide comedy section!
After 4 hours last show we reached the letter B!
Plus interactive chat game Orgynizer - it’s, well, it’s what it sounds like
The Dark Room hits Manchester on Sunday!
June 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy Tuesday!
7pm BST tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron: we roast and recommend the Edinburgh Fringe Guide comedy section!
After 4 hours last show we reached the letter B!
Plus interactive chat game Orgynizer - it’s, well, it’s what it sounds like
The Dark Room hits Manchester on Sunday!
7pm BST tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron: we roast and recommend the Edinburgh Fringe Guide comedy section!
After 4 hours last show we reached the letter B!
Plus interactive chat game Orgynizer - it’s, well, it’s what it sounds like
The Dark Room hits Manchester on Sunday!
My Twitch streams annual look at the Edinburgh Fringe guide begins in 5 minutes on Twitch channel Robbotron!
What’s this year’s big trauma?
How much ADHD?
Who’s doing some AI shit?
How many dead parents?
Clown school, you say?
Come enjoy!
What’s this year’s big trauma?
How much ADHD?
Who’s doing some AI shit?
How many dead parents?
Clown school, you say?
Come enjoy!
June 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My Twitch streams annual look at the Edinburgh Fringe guide begins in 5 minutes on Twitch channel Robbotron!
What’s this year’s big trauma?
How much ADHD?
Who’s doing some AI shit?
How many dead parents?
Clown school, you say?
Come enjoy!
What’s this year’s big trauma?
How much ADHD?
Who’s doing some AI shit?
How many dead parents?
Clown school, you say?
Come enjoy!
Living in London again means:
- occasional Homburg hat
- photo on Tube where I seem astonished by some cosmic horror just out of shot
- occasional Homburg hat
- photo on Tube where I seem astonished by some cosmic horror just out of shot
June 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Living in London again means:
- occasional Homburg hat
- photo on Tube where I seem astonished by some cosmic horror just out of shot
- occasional Homburg hat
- photo on Tube where I seem astonished by some cosmic horror just out of shot
Happy Saturday! Streaming now! Twitch.tv/robbotron
June 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Happy Saturday! Streaming now! Twitch.tv/robbotron
4th June
John Robertson Plays With The Audience (WIP) Seven Dials Playhouse London! 7:45pm
Anarchy! Ecstasy! Perversity! Ukulele! Improv! (Bit of language)
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Daily Telegraph
“an hilarious cult classic” Neil Patrick Harris
NOM: Best International Act NZ Comedy Fest 2025
John Robertson Plays With The Audience (WIP) Seven Dials Playhouse London! 7:45pm
Anarchy! Ecstasy! Perversity! Ukulele! Improv! (Bit of language)
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Daily Telegraph
“an hilarious cult classic” Neil Patrick Harris
NOM: Best International Act NZ Comedy Fest 2025
June 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
4th June
John Robertson Plays With The Audience (WIP) Seven Dials Playhouse London! 7:45pm
Anarchy! Ecstasy! Perversity! Ukulele! Improv! (Bit of language)
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Daily Telegraph
“an hilarious cult classic” Neil Patrick Harris
NOM: Best International Act NZ Comedy Fest 2025
John Robertson Plays With The Audience (WIP) Seven Dials Playhouse London! 7:45pm
Anarchy! Ecstasy! Perversity! Ukulele! Improv! (Bit of language)
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Daily Telegraph
“an hilarious cult classic” Neil Patrick Harris
NOM: Best International Act NZ Comedy Fest 2025
It’s an enchanted life
Shots from The Dark Room Til Ya Die at this year’s UK Games Expo
4 hours of improv, a wonderful team of horses, bartenders, cosplayers and ghosts
Shots from The Dark Room Til Ya Die at this year’s UK Games Expo
4 hours of improv, a wonderful team of horses, bartenders, cosplayers and ghosts
June 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s an enchanted life
Shots from The Dark Room Til Ya Die at this year’s UK Games Expo
4 hours of improv, a wonderful team of horses, bartenders, cosplayers and ghosts
Shots from The Dark Room Til Ya Die at this year’s UK Games Expo
4 hours of improv, a wonderful team of horses, bartenders, cosplayers and ghosts
I love crowdwork! And then you get stuck climbing a balcony! Come see me ON TOUR! Next stop: LONDON JUNE 4th 7 Dials Playhouse for JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A punk rock Robin Williams” Fringesider ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A force of nature” Telegraph #standup #comedy #crowdwork #improv
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A punk rock Robin Williams” Fringesider ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A force of nature” Telegraph #standup #comedy #crowdwork #improv
May 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I love crowdwork! And then you get stuck climbing a balcony! Come see me ON TOUR! Next stop: LONDON JUNE 4th 7 Dials Playhouse for JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A punk rock Robin Williams” Fringesider ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A force of nature” Telegraph #standup #comedy #crowdwork #improv
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A punk rock Robin Williams” Fringesider ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A force of nature” Telegraph #standup #comedy #crowdwork #improv
Unexpected human instrumentality project in the wilds of Cornwall
May 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Unexpected human instrumentality project in the wilds of Cornwall
Brighton preview of new show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE was great!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “You would be a fool to miss him in action” Theatre In Brighton
Highlights:
- The Nazi Knee Trembler
- Cuckold Ventriloquism
- New Song: If I Was A Billionaire
Next stop: Seven Dials Playhouse June 4th
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “You would be a fool to miss him in action” Theatre In Brighton
Highlights:
- The Nazi Knee Trembler
- Cuckold Ventriloquism
- New Song: If I Was A Billionaire
Next stop: Seven Dials Playhouse June 4th
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Brighton preview of new show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE was great!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “You would be a fool to miss him in action” Theatre In Brighton
Highlights:
- The Nazi Knee Trembler
- Cuckold Ventriloquism
- New Song: If I Was A Billionaire
Next stop: Seven Dials Playhouse June 4th
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “You would be a fool to miss him in action” Theatre In Brighton
Highlights:
- The Nazi Knee Trembler
- Cuckold Ventriloquism
- New Song: If I Was A Billionaire
Next stop: Seven Dials Playhouse June 4th
THE DARK ROOM opens in Auckland on Wednesday for the NZ Comedy Fest!
Use promo code DARKQ by midnight tonight and get 20% off your tickets!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Daily Telegraph
“NOT TO BE MISSED” Guardian
www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/...
Use promo code DARKQ by midnight tonight and get 20% off your tickets!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Daily Telegraph
“NOT TO BE MISSED” Guardian
www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/...
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
THE DARK ROOM opens in Auckland on Wednesday for the NZ Comedy Fest!
Use promo code DARKQ by midnight tonight and get 20% off your tickets!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Daily Telegraph
“NOT TO BE MISSED” Guardian
www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/...
Use promo code DARKQ by midnight tonight and get 20% off your tickets!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Daily Telegraph
“NOT TO BE MISSED” Guardian
www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/...
I raise you this breakfast of champions
May 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I raise you this breakfast of champions
Got my hair fixed up ‘cos off to New Zealand on tour in a bit.
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
April 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Got my hair fixed up ‘cos off to New Zealand on tour in a bit.
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.