EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
@everyfairydies.bsky.social
Trust is astatine.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
This is almost worth going outside for.
#AntiValentinesDay
#StupidHappyCouples
#ItsAllAConsumerismPlot
#WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell
#AntiValentinesDay
#StupidHappyCouples
#ItsAllAConsumerismPlot
#WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
This is almost worth going outside for.
#AntiValentinesDay
#StupidHappyCouples
#ItsAllAConsumerismPlot
#WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell
#AntiValentinesDay
#StupidHappyCouples
#ItsAllAConsumerismPlot
#WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell
Evan may have been born in America, but damn if he hasn't mastered British sarcasm and passive aggression.
They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test.
#EvanEdinger
#LondonScarwy
#NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression
#FearmongeringIsAllTheRage
#CriticalThinkingFTW
They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test.
#EvanEdinger
#LondonScarwy
#NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression
#FearmongeringIsAllTheRage
#CriticalThinkingFTW
Why The Internet Is Terrified of London
YouTube video by Evan Edinger
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Evan may have been born in America, but damn if he hasn't mastered British sarcasm and passive aggression.
They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test.
#EvanEdinger
#LondonScarwy
#NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression
#FearmongeringIsAllTheRage
#CriticalThinkingFTW
They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test.
#EvanEdinger
#LondonScarwy
#NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression
#FearmongeringIsAllTheRage
#CriticalThinkingFTW
Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple!
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
Gaming Comedian THE DARK ROOM vs BROKEN MICROPHONE #gaming #improv #standupcomedy #pax
YouTube video by Robbotron / The Dark Room
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple!
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
Making chop suey while singing Chop Suey.
This guy's doing what we all only ever dreamed of...
🤘🔥🔥🤘
#SystemOfADown
#DeliciousRock
#GonnaNeedANewKitchen
This guy's doing what we all only ever dreamed of...
🤘🔥🔥🤘
#SystemOfADown
#DeliciousRock
#GonnaNeedANewKitchen
System Of A Down - Chop Suey [ Cover by TORWAI]
YouTube video by TORWAI [Delicious_rock]
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Making chop suey while singing Chop Suey.
This guy's doing what we all only ever dreamed of...
🤘🔥🔥🤘
#SystemOfADown
#DeliciousRock
#GonnaNeedANewKitchen
This guy's doing what we all only ever dreamed of...
🤘🔥🔥🤘
#SystemOfADown
#DeliciousRock
#GonnaNeedANewKitchen
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social: toilet rating needed!
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social: toilet rating needed!
*looks suspiciously at @trashpandacoco.bsky.social*
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
*looks suspiciously at @trashpandacoco.bsky.social*
Happy Straya Day!
Or Invasion Day, depending on your politics.
Or Invasion Day, depending on your politics.
a drawing of a koala wearing sunglasses with the british flag on them
ALT: a drawing of a koala wearing sunglasses with the british flag on them
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Happy Straya Day!
Or Invasion Day, depending on your politics.
Or Invasion Day, depending on your politics.
Just saw the trailer for the new He-Man movie and was SOOOOOO excited about it!
Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO.
#MastersOfTheUniverse
#StopCastingJaredLeto
#SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators
Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO.
#MastersOfTheUniverse
#StopCastingJaredLeto
#SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators
My Disappointment GIF
ALT: My Disappointment GIF
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just saw the trailer for the new He-Man movie and was SOOOOOO excited about it!
Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO.
#MastersOfTheUniverse
#StopCastingJaredLeto
#SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators
Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO.
#MastersOfTheUniverse
#StopCastingJaredLeto
#SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social opens this show with The Ecstasy of Gold, proving they know their shit. 🤘🔥🤘
#ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal
#HeavyMetalComedy
#RIPPerOhlin
#PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover
#ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal
#HeavyMetalComedy
#RIPPerOhlin
#PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover
Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy Metal
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social opens this show with The Ecstasy of Gold, proving they know their shit. 🤘🔥🤘
#ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal
#HeavyMetalComedy
#RIPPerOhlin
#PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover
#ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal
#HeavyMetalComedy
#RIPPerOhlin
#PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover
I got bored so made an edit of @robbotron.bsky.social facing off with the fire alarm at the Frog and Bucket Comedy Club in Manchester.
#ManVsFireAlarm
#ToiletVape
#TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes
#ManVsFireAlarm
#ToiletVape
#TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes
John Robertson vs Fire Alarm @robbotrontwitchtakes on the fire alarm at #TheFrogAndBucketManchester comedy club!
TikTok video by everyfairydies4
www.tiktok.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I got bored so made an edit of @robbotron.bsky.social facing off with the fire alarm at the Frog and Bucket Comedy Club in Manchester.
#ManVsFireAlarm
#ToiletVape
#TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes
#ManVsFireAlarm
#ToiletVape
#TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes
Best. Confirmation code. Ever.
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Best. Confirmation code. Ever.
@devilligan.bsky.social
🎶 So have another cigarette, have another beer, raise your glass to one more year GONE! 🎶
🎶 So have another cigarette, have another beer, raise your glass to one more year GONE! 🎶
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@devilligan.bsky.social
🎶 So have another cigarette, have another beer, raise your glass to one more year GONE! 🎶
🎶 So have another cigarette, have another beer, raise your glass to one more year GONE! 🎶
Damnit, even Stephen Fry looks better than me in a dress! 😂😂😂😂
Paddington, always so cute! I wanna see that musical again!
Paddington, always so cute! I wanna see that musical again!
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Damnit, even Stephen Fry looks better than me in a dress! 😂😂😂😂
Paddington, always so cute! I wanna see that musical again!
Paddington, always so cute! I wanna see that musical again!
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They've released the names of 12/15 victims.
I still can't wrap my brain around it.
What happened? Where did we go wrong? We were doing so WELL.
I keep finding myself on the edge of tears & I don't know why.
I still can't wrap my brain around it.
What happened? Where did we go wrong? We were doing so WELL.
I keep finding myself on the edge of tears & I don't know why.
Who were the Bondi beach shooting victims?
Authorities say two rabbis, a Holocaust survivor and a 10-year-old girl were among the victims.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They've released the names of 12/15 victims.
I still can't wrap my brain around it.
What happened? Where did we go wrong? We were doing so WELL.
I keep finding myself on the edge of tears & I don't know why.
I still can't wrap my brain around it.
What happened? Where did we go wrong? We were doing so WELL.
I keep finding myself on the edge of tears & I don't know why.
I’ve finally heard back from my friend in Sydney. She is safe, as are her family & friends.
I’m gonna go crawl into bed & wonder how the fuck we got here.
I’m gonna go crawl into bed & wonder how the fuck we got here.
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ve finally heard back from my friend in Sydney. She is safe, as are her family & friends.
I’m gonna go crawl into bed & wonder how the fuck we got here.
I’m gonna go crawl into bed & wonder how the fuck we got here.
Australia's first massacre in 29 years, & now fucking this.
CAN 2025 JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY?!
#FuckTheWorld
#Fuck2025
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
CAN 2025 JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY?!
#FuckTheWorld
#Fuck2025
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
Rob Reiner: Hollywood director and wife Michele found dead in LA home
He directed classic films including The Princess Bride, This is Spinal Tap and When Harry Met Sally.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Australia's first massacre in 29 years, & now fucking this.
CAN 2025 JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY?!
#FuckTheWorld
#Fuck2025
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
CAN 2025 JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY?!
#FuckTheWorld
#Fuck2025
#ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
2025 has been the Year of Shit. To see it end on this note is just... fuck this world, fuck the people in it, fuck humanity.
Can't wait for the US Gun Nuts to start smugly telling us we deserved this.
Y'all love posting depressing news? I fucking win.
Fuck 2025. I'm so damn tired.
Can't wait for the US Gun Nuts to start smugly telling us we deserved this.
Y'all love posting depressing news? I fucking win.
Fuck 2025. I'm so damn tired.
Bondi Beach: Eleven killed in shooting targeting Australia’s Jewish community
A further 29 people have been taken to hospital and one gunman was also killed, NSW Police have told a news conference.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
2025 has been the Year of Shit. To see it end on this note is just... fuck this world, fuck the people in it, fuck humanity.
Can't wait for the US Gun Nuts to start smugly telling us we deserved this.
Y'all love posting depressing news? I fucking win.
Fuck 2025. I'm so damn tired.
Can't wait for the US Gun Nuts to start smugly telling us we deserved this.
Y'all love posting depressing news? I fucking win.
Fuck 2025. I'm so damn tired.
A variation on an old classic.
Also, stick figures are awesome.
Also, stick figures are awesome.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A variation on an old classic.
Also, stick figures are awesome.
Also, stick figures are awesome.
While at #GoodThings2025 my sister noticed an abundance of people wearing hats from #BunningsWarehouse
So she asked me to make this.
It's the little things...
#GoodThingsBrisbane2025
So she asked me to make this.
It's the little things...
#GoodThingsBrisbane2025
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
While at #GoodThings2025 my sister noticed an abundance of people wearing hats from #BunningsWarehouse
So she asked me to make this.
It's the little things...
#GoodThingsBrisbane2025
So she asked me to make this.
It's the little things...
#GoodThingsBrisbane2025
Today is my beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fantastic, hardcore, awesome, & beloved big sister's birthday!
She celebrated at the alt/rock/metal festival Good Things in Bribane. I gave her money for drinks, cause I'm a good sister.
She's not on BSky, but I wanna share.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG SISTER!
She celebrated at the alt/rock/metal festival Good Things in Bribane. I gave her money for drinks, cause I'm a good sister.
She's not on BSky, but I wanna share.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG SISTER!
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Today is my beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fantastic, hardcore, awesome, & beloved big sister's birthday!
She celebrated at the alt/rock/metal festival Good Things in Bribane. I gave her money for drinks, cause I'm a good sister.
She's not on BSky, but I wanna share.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG SISTER!
She celebrated at the alt/rock/metal festival Good Things in Bribane. I gave her money for drinks, cause I'm a good sister.
She's not on BSky, but I wanna share.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG SISTER!
Poor? rich?
Who gives a shit!
All that matters
Is if during my lifetime
I made you smile
For at least one second.
Who gives a shit!
All that matters
Is if during my lifetime
I made you smile
For at least one second.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Poor? rich?
Who gives a shit!
All that matters
Is if during my lifetime
I made you smile
For at least one second.
Who gives a shit!
All that matters
Is if during my lifetime
I made you smile
For at least one second.
Tonight's Netflix Original Christmas Romance Movie: a gay rom-com about a guy who asks his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend & join him visiting his family who are disappointed his still single.
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight's Netflix Original Christmas Romance Movie: a gay rom-com about a guy who asks his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend & join him visiting his family who are disappointed his still single.
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
It's dangerous to play Phasmo with @devilligan.bsky.social...
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's dangerous to play Phasmo with @devilligan.bsky.social...
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social