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EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
@everyfairydies.bsky.social
Trust is astatine.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
Who's got two thumbs and woke up with a headache?
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
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November 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Memes I Found That Win The Internet Today:
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Anyone know any good period horror shows? Like Penny Dreadful or along those lines?

I'm in the mood for something historical but also dark.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Wizard's Rules from Terry Goodkind's 'Sword of Truth' series. I read the books as a teen, & the rules are the foundation of how I interact with & understand humanity.

#WizardsRules
#SwordOfTruth
#UnexpectedPersonalDevelopment
#SoThisIsWhyIAmTheWayIAm
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Still watching the Sopranos, mostly as background noise. Didn't have to google.

Freaking The Memory Remains, Metallica, from ReLoad, 1997.

WORST SUPERPOWER EVER!

Oh, & they played fucking Brisbane the other night.

#MyMetallicaSenseIsTooStrong
#StoryOfMyFuckingLife
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Watching an episode of The Sopranos, & there's music playing in the background, muffled. I suddenly rewind the video & listen harder.

That's fucking James Hetfield singing; I know that riff.

I google.

Motherfucking King Nothing.

Is this... is this my superpower?!

#MyMetallicaSenseIsTingling
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gotta love when you wake up & your first thought is “Why?”

Thank you, existential dread & depression. What would I be without you?

But hey, at least I’ve got cookies! So I can’t complain!
sesame street cookie monster surrounded by people holding cookies and the words cookies make everything better
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November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Mid-stream conversations lead to such interesting artwork, does it not, @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social

#NoBigNeil
#Asra&Bowee
#CorpseBox
#StreamSigningChaos
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I blame you for this, @devilligan.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am reading an historical romance novel I saw recommended on a Reddit sub.

I have reached a new low.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hmmm, my sister's looking for a new place...
Australia’s ‘most haunted home’ for sale for the first time in 62 years
Guests have reported feeling chills, being touched, hearing voices and seeing ghostly apparitions.
7news.com.au
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On today's episode of GODDAMNIT PTERRY!

I first read Pyramids in 1999. It was my first Discworld book. I've read it at least a dozen times.

I NEVER GOT THAT DIL WAS DILLPICKLE.

#GNUPterryPratchett
#GODDAMNITPTERRY
#Discworld
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"We can recast! We don't need to young-down Harrison Ford-"

"But it's Harrison Ford punching Nazis."

"Yes, but we've had 3 movies of that! We don't need-"

"It's Harrison Ford punching Nazis."

"There's nothing wrong-"

"Harrison Ford. Punching. Nazis."

"...damnit. You're right."
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Part of why I love Europe so much is because it has so much beauty in the mundane objects. When you trade decoration for utilitarianism, you end up with a city lacking in personality, like Brisbane.
How Did The World Get So Ugly?
YouTube video by The Cultural Tutor | Sheehan Quirke
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November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So, how's your day going?
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I am the freak who loves Bonfire Night.
a painting of a fireworks display with a large fire in the foreground
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November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tonight, I got a toilet rated, saw a great band perform some of my favorite songs in front of a great crowd, held the edge of the moshpit (gonna be bruised later!), made a new friend & learned about Romanian funeral rites from my Uber driver.

Overall, a great night! 🔥🤘🔥
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social, please rate the ladies toilet at Islington Assembly Hall, one of the more unexpected venues I’ve been to for a metal concert.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
WEDNESDAY 13 TONIGHT!!!

I hope they do this song, it's so cathartic to scream it with a bunch of fellow metalheads! 🔥🤘🔥
Bad Things - Wednesday 13
YouTube video by Solcis
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My housemate sent me this video of how they've done Paddington on stage & long story short: I got us tickets.

HOLY SHIT!!!

#PaddingtonTheMusical
#AnaimatronicSimp
After nearly a decade in the works, Paddington: The Musical is here. #Paddington #PaddingtonTheMusical #PaddingtonBear #MichaelBond #Palladium #LondonPalladium #BBCNews
TikTok video by BBC News
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November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made a lady’s day today!

While sat waiting for an Uber, I complimented a lady on her hair, which was a mix of grey & ‘cherry chocolate’. She was very pleased & flattered & we had a nice chat.

I love talking to random strangers.

Yeah, yeah, I’m weird, I know.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Found this doco on Paramount+, decided to get to know a little bit more about where Asshole McAssface was shanked, as he so rightfully deserved.

It's making me happy to know he was in hell in this life.
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM