EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
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EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
@everyfairydies.bsky.social
Trust is astatine.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I thought the guy in this shot was Eicca Toppinen from the Finnish cello-metal band Apocalyptica for a second.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is what I think of every time I see anything about the Sound of Music 😂:
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If @devilligan.bsky.social tired to do this to @neilnewbon.bsky.social, given his Loot Goblin tendencies, I suspect he'd be there for at least a week.

Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Michael Sheen's appearance is worth it.

But I would say: enjoy the world building, if not the story. Meyer rightly gets shit, but I feel the world she's created, every vampire with a unique power, the 'werewolves', & everything else, is actually quite good.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Someone on Reddit charted how many books each Discworld character appears in, including cameos.

I love the Discworld fandom.

#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician

It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Posh dinner in Totton with @terryenby.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Today is a good day to be a Viking.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So my dad had (another) fall today. My sister messaged me about it.

Am I evil for pissing myself laughing at this?
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Asra & Bow'ee may have begun their post-Netherbrain lives, but that doesn't mean @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social's wacky adventures don't have to stop!

#LetChaosReign
#AsraAndBoweeLiveOnInFanFiction
#ToTheGreatestOfFriends
#AlwaysWatchTheCredits
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My housemate got lost in the duvet…

#DuvetMonster
#Cozy
#CryingWithLaughter
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Memes I Found That Win The Internet Today:
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Wizard's Rules from Terry Goodkind's 'Sword of Truth' series. I read the books as a teen, & the rules are the foundation of how I interact with & understand humanity.

#WizardsRules
#SwordOfTruth
#UnexpectedPersonalDevelopment
#SoThisIsWhyIAmTheWayIAm
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Mid-stream conversations lead to such interesting artwork, does it not, @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social

#NoBigNeil
#Asra&Bowee
#CorpseBox
#StreamSigningChaos
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I blame you for this, @devilligan.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
On today's episode of GODDAMNIT PTERRY!

I first read Pyramids in 1999. It was my first Discworld book. I've read it at least a dozen times.

I NEVER GOT THAT DIL WAS DILLPICKLE.

#GNUPterryPratchett
#GODDAMNITPTERRY
#Discworld
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have the tombstone ready to go! Who's name shall grace it? Tune in to find out!
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"We can recast! We don't need to young-down Harrison Ford-"

"But it's Harrison Ford punching Nazis."

"Yes, but we've had 3 movies of that! We don't need-"

"It's Harrison Ford punching Nazis."

"There's nothing wrong-"

"Harrison Ford. Punching. Nazis."

"...damnit. You're right."
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I couldn't resist roping in Neil & @devilligan.bsky.social

(I would like to make it clear this is NOT a real poster, merely me once again proving someone REALLY needs to take Photoshop away from me)

Though I think it's more 'bad romance novel' than 'film noir movie poster'
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
And I got to yell “FUCK!” multiple times with a few hundred people. Good times!
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tonight, I got a toilet rated, saw a great band perform some of my favorite songs in front of a great crowd, held the edge of the moshpit (gonna be bruised later!), made a new friend & learned about Romanian funeral rites from my Uber driver.

Overall, a great night! 🔥🤘🔥
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Eh, it’s not as good as a democracy sausage!
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM