EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
@everyfairydies.bsky.social
Trust is astatine.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
Tonight's Netflix Original Christmas Romance Movie: a gay rom-com about a guy who asks his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend & join him visiting his family who are disappointed his still single.
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight's Netflix Original Christmas Romance Movie: a gay rom-com about a guy who asks his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend & join him visiting his family who are disappointed his still single.
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
& guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...
It's dangerous to play Phasmo with @devilligan.bsky.social...
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's dangerous to play Phasmo with @devilligan.bsky.social...
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
#Phasmophobia
#AnotherOneBitesTheDust
#WeAreNowTheGhosts
#ClymAlwaysDies
RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social
I realised why I like these stupid Netflix Original rom-com Christmas movies.
They are VERY MUCH made for the female gaze.
#TheMerryGentlemen
#NetflixOriginal
#WhoNeedsPlotWhenTheseAbs
They are VERY MUCH made for the female gaze.
#TheMerryGentlemen
#NetflixOriginal
#WhoNeedsPlotWhenTheseAbs
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I realised why I like these stupid Netflix Original rom-com Christmas movies.
They are VERY MUCH made for the female gaze.
#TheMerryGentlemen
#NetflixOriginal
#WhoNeedsPlotWhenTheseAbs
They are VERY MUCH made for the female gaze.
#TheMerryGentlemen
#NetflixOriginal
#WhoNeedsPlotWhenTheseAbs
Today's Netflix Original romantic Christmas movie: The Merry Gentlemen.
From the description, I am expecting a Christmas-themed Full Monty with American accents.
The meet-cute was awkward & stupid. So typical Netflix fare.
From the description, I am expecting a Christmas-themed Full Monty with American accents.
The meet-cute was awkward & stupid. So typical Netflix fare.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Today's Netflix Original romantic Christmas movie: The Merry Gentlemen.
From the description, I am expecting a Christmas-themed Full Monty with American accents.
The meet-cute was awkward & stupid. So typical Netflix fare.
From the description, I am expecting a Christmas-themed Full Monty with American accents.
The meet-cute was awkward & stupid. So typical Netflix fare.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
*wipes tears*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHHAHA!
HAHAH!
HA!
Haaaaaaaa!
And yes, that is DESERT not those iffy dessert images. You know the ones I mean, don't pretend like you don't.
Yeah, no, AI's totally gonna take over the world.
#SkynetMoreLikeBlindnet
*wipes tears*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHHAHA!
HAHAH!
HA!
Haaaaaaaa!
And yes, that is DESERT not those iffy dessert images. You know the ones I mean, don't pretend like you don't.
Yeah, no, AI's totally gonna take over the world.
#SkynetMoreLikeBlindnet
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
*wipes tears*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHHAHA!
HAHAH!
HA!
Haaaaaaaa!
And yes, that is DESERT not those iffy dessert images. You know the ones I mean, don't pretend like you don't.
Yeah, no, AI's totally gonna take over the world.
#SkynetMoreLikeBlindnet
*wipes tears*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHHAHA!
HAHAH!
HA!
Haaaaaaaa!
And yes, that is DESERT not those iffy dessert images. You know the ones I mean, don't pretend like you don't.
Yeah, no, AI's totally gonna take over the world.
#SkynetMoreLikeBlindnet
Tonight's terrible Christmas romance movie:
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tonight's terrible Christmas romance movie:
My brain has lost track of everything.
I keep losing what day & time it is.
I have no schedule & the demons are holding their annual pre-Saturnalia chaos in my head.
Usually I like the dark of UK winter, but it's playing havoc inside.
I welcome any advice on how to get back on track.
I keep losing what day & time it is.
I have no schedule & the demons are holding their annual pre-Saturnalia chaos in my head.
Usually I like the dark of UK winter, but it's playing havoc inside.
I welcome any advice on how to get back on track.
a pixel art drawing of a stick figure with the word confusion written on it
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a stick figure with the word confusion written on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My brain has lost track of everything.
I keep losing what day & time it is.
I have no schedule & the demons are holding their annual pre-Saturnalia chaos in my head.
Usually I like the dark of UK winter, but it's playing havoc inside.
I welcome any advice on how to get back on track.
I keep losing what day & time it is.
I have no schedule & the demons are holding their annual pre-Saturnalia chaos in my head.
Usually I like the dark of UK winter, but it's playing havoc inside.
I welcome any advice on how to get back on track.
When AI is simultaneously wrong & right.
One of the bodies found was misidentified as Anastasia & buried with the Romanov family in 1998.
Her real remains were discovered & verified in '07. So TECHNICALLY it's kinda sorta in a way correct but also utterly wrong.
#AIAintAllThat
#CheckYourFacts
One of the bodies found was misidentified as Anastasia & buried with the Romanov family in 1998.
Her real remains were discovered & verified in '07. So TECHNICALLY it's kinda sorta in a way correct but also utterly wrong.
#AIAintAllThat
#CheckYourFacts
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When AI is simultaneously wrong & right.
One of the bodies found was misidentified as Anastasia & buried with the Romanov family in 1998.
Her real remains were discovered & verified in '07. So TECHNICALLY it's kinda sorta in a way correct but also utterly wrong.
#AIAintAllThat
#CheckYourFacts
One of the bodies found was misidentified as Anastasia & buried with the Romanov family in 1998.
Her real remains were discovered & verified in '07. So TECHNICALLY it's kinda sorta in a way correct but also utterly wrong.
#AIAintAllThat
#CheckYourFacts
I love London at night.
The lights, the buildings, the proof that liminal spaces needn’t be stationary…
The lights, the buildings, the proof that liminal spaces needn’t be stationary…
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I love London at night.
The lights, the buildings, the proof that liminal spaces needn’t be stationary…
The lights, the buildings, the proof that liminal spaces needn’t be stationary…
Lot of fucking Aussies here.
When they took the photo after, I yelled ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie!’ (Cause I’m an attention whore 🤣) & the crowd answered.
Nice moment.
#Valhalore
#LondonMetal
#Underworld
#MyNeckWillHateMeTomorrow
#WorthIt
#ReturnToSender
#AussieAussieAussie
When they took the photo after, I yelled ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie!’ (Cause I’m an attention whore 🤣) & the crowd answered.
Nice moment.
#Valhalore
#LondonMetal
#Underworld
#MyNeckWillHateMeTomorrow
#WorthIt
#ReturnToSender
#AussieAussieAussie
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lot of fucking Aussies here.
When they took the photo after, I yelled ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie!’ (Cause I’m an attention whore 🤣) & the crowd answered.
Nice moment.
#Valhalore
#LondonMetal
#Underworld
#MyNeckWillHateMeTomorrow
#WorthIt
#ReturnToSender
#AussieAussieAussie
When they took the photo after, I yelled ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie!’ (Cause I’m an attention whore 🤣) & the crowd answered.
Nice moment.
#Valhalore
#LondonMetal
#Underworld
#MyNeckWillHateMeTomorrow
#WorthIt
#ReturnToSender
#AussieAussieAussie
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Who else gets really tired of their own brain making their lives more difficult?
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Who else gets really tired of their own brain making their lives more difficult?
It ain't the watermarks giving you away...
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It ain't the watermarks giving you away...
All I want for Christmas is a kratt...
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
All I want for Christmas is a kratt...
“It’s not an addiction, I can quit any time I want!”
#CatNipAddictionAwareness
#Intervention
#WannaMakeHerGoToRehabSheSaidNoNoNo
#CatNipAddictionAwareness
#Intervention
#WannaMakeHerGoToRehabSheSaidNoNoNo
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“It’s not an addiction, I can quit any time I want!”
#CatNipAddictionAwareness
#Intervention
#WannaMakeHerGoToRehabSheSaidNoNoNo
#CatNipAddictionAwareness
#Intervention
#WannaMakeHerGoToRehabSheSaidNoNoNo
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
And now, so is their author.
Well, their second author. Their original author's been dead a while...
And now, so is their author.
Well, their second author. Their original author's been dead a while...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
And now, so is their author.
Well, their second author. Their original author's been dead a while...
And now, so is their author.
Well, their second author. Their original author's been dead a while...
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I like these movies because it's nice to think it'll be alright in the end.
Even though I know it won't be. It's nice to dream that it will.
#RIPMaggieSmith
Even though I know it won't be. It's nice to dream that it will.
#RIPMaggieSmith
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I like these movies because it's nice to think it'll be alright in the end.
Even though I know it won't be. It's nice to dream that it will.
#RIPMaggieSmith
Even though I know it won't be. It's nice to dream that it will.
#RIPMaggieSmith
I could not be further from my family if I tried right now.
And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out.
She sweats, I'm freezing.
Gotta love the internet!
And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out.
She sweats, I'm freezing.
Gotta love the internet!
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I could not be further from my family if I tried right now.
And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out.
She sweats, I'm freezing.
Gotta love the internet!
And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out.
She sweats, I'm freezing.
Gotta love the internet!
In today's edition of insane Baldur's Gate 3 headlines:
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
In today's edition of insane Baldur's Gate 3 headlines:
AI does it again! And people think THIS is gonna take over the world & destroy us 😂😂😂😂
#GNUSirPterryPratchett
#AlternateUniverse
#OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard
#GNUSirPterryPratchett
#AlternateUniverse
#OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
AI does it again! And people think THIS is gonna take over the world & destroy us 😂😂😂😂
#GNUSirPterryPratchett
#AlternateUniverse
#OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard
#GNUSirPterryPratchett
#AlternateUniverse
#OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard
If @devilligan.bsky.social tired to do this to @neilnewbon.bsky.social, given his Loot Goblin tendencies, I suspect he'd be there for at least a week.
Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If @devilligan.bsky.social tired to do this to @neilnewbon.bsky.social, given his Loot Goblin tendencies, I suspect he'd be there for at least a week.
Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
The best thing about it being so fucking cold is I don't have to rush to put groceries away. I can just be lazy & leave them out in the front room which has little to no heating & which I suspect is colder than the fridge anyway, lol.
a troll with flowers in her hair is saying there 's always a bright side
ALT: a troll with flowers in her hair is saying there 's always a bright side
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The best thing about it being so fucking cold is I don't have to rush to put groceries away. I can just be lazy & leave them out in the front room which has little to no heating & which I suspect is colder than the fridge anyway, lol.
Cabanel's The Fallen Angel reimagined by NButlerArt.
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cabanel's The Fallen Angel reimagined by NButlerArt.
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
Someone on Reddit charted how many books each Discworld character appears in, including cameos.
I love the Discworld fandom.
#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician
It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.
I love the Discworld fandom.
#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician
It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Someone on Reddit charted how many books each Discworld character appears in, including cameos.
I love the Discworld fandom.
#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician
It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.
I love the Discworld fandom.
#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician
It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.