Duck Dodgers
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
The purpose of authority has always been to control and direct those around them, to the authority's own benefit. Never to ours.
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The purpose of authority has always been to control and direct those around them, to the authority's own benefit. Never to ours.
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Good morning BlueSky
Whether you like it or not
😁
Whether you like it or not
😁
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning BlueSky
Whether you like it or not
😁
Whether you like it or not
😁
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I just wiped something off my trousers and my kid kindly said "it okay mummy, I got poo on my trousers too"
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I just wiped something off my trousers and my kid kindly said "it okay mummy, I got poo on my trousers too"
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Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
Thinking of her.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thinking of her.
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You’re fuckin welcome
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You’re fuckin welcome
Dems held strong FOR AN ELECTION and then went back to caving like they always do.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dems held strong FOR AN ELECTION and then went back to caving like they always do.
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If Antifa was real we'd be getting text messages asking to donate... just sayin.
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If Antifa was real we'd be getting text messages asking to donate... just sayin.
You already missed the mark in the very first sentence. Nobody should have to pay $1,300 to watch a game. Ever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You already missed the mark in the very first sentence. Nobody should have to pay $1,300 to watch a game. Ever.
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to those wondering; some of us are still shitposting from the US and it’s not easy to do it with what is happening here
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
to those wondering; some of us are still shitposting from the US and it’s not easy to do it with what is happening here
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
Dear Chicagoans: It's not fucking pronounced "GARganzola"!
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Dear Chicagoans: It's not fucking pronounced "GARganzola"!
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If you would like to support some of the families of people who have been abducted by ICE in my area during the recent federal attacks on our community that I've written about, local organizers have put together this trusted list of crowd funds.
Rogers Park Immigrant Families Need Your Support
Please give as you are able AND share this page! If you have friends and family asking how they can support Chicago in this difficult time, this is a way to directly support families. Go FundMe Link...
docs.google.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you would like to support some of the families of people who have been abducted by ICE in my area during the recent federal attacks on our community that I've written about, local organizers have put together this trusted list of crowd funds.
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If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.
If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.
If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
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Nowhere near enough white people care. That’s clear.
Research suggests a mere 3.5% of you folks, working together, are all it’d take to bring about change.
That’s 7.4 million white people CONSISTENTLY pushing for change—actually OBSTRUCTING the racist fascism the U.S. government is spreading.
Research suggests a mere 3.5% of you folks, working together, are all it’d take to bring about change.
That’s 7.4 million white people CONSISTENTLY pushing for change—actually OBSTRUCTING the racist fascism the U.S. government is spreading.
But I was told nobody cares.
October 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nowhere near enough white people care. That’s clear.
Research suggests a mere 3.5% of you folks, working together, are all it’d take to bring about change.
That’s 7.4 million white people CONSISTENTLY pushing for change—actually OBSTRUCTING the racist fascism the U.S. government is spreading.
Research suggests a mere 3.5% of you folks, working together, are all it’d take to bring about change.
That’s 7.4 million white people CONSISTENTLY pushing for change—actually OBSTRUCTING the racist fascism the U.S. government is spreading.
Dear Microsoft,
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT COPILOT!!!
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT COPILOT!!!
October 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dear Microsoft,
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT COPILOT!!!
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT COPILOT!!!
Interesting factoid: as of last night, there are no inflatable frog costumes available on Prime.
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Interesting factoid: as of last night, there are no inflatable frog costumes available on Prime.
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In case there are any lingering questions about what Trump's attack on "DEI" actually means. 98 percent of his appointees are white. We can just the relative merit of those appointees plainly.
Racism is real and measurable, which is why the first priority is to remove the structures measuring it.
Racism is real and measurable, which is why the first priority is to remove the structures measuring it.
Trump Fires Black Officials From an Overwhelmingly White Administration
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In case there are any lingering questions about what Trump's attack on "DEI" actually means. 98 percent of his appointees are white. We can just the relative merit of those appointees plainly.
Racism is real and measurable, which is why the first priority is to remove the structures measuring it.
Racism is real and measurable, which is why the first priority is to remove the structures measuring it.
Ahem.
October 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ahem.
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"It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he's copying tactics of Vladimir Putin. Sending troops into cities, thinking that that's some sort of proving ground for war.. is just, frankly, inane and I'm concerned for his health"
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pritzker compares Trump to Putin, calls for invoking 25th Amendment for suggesting military use Chicago as "training grounds"
After President Trump suggested Chicago should be used as "training grounds for our military," Gov Pritzker said the 25th Amendment should be invoked to remove the president from office, saying "there...
www.cbsnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he's copying tactics of Vladimir Putin. Sending troops into cities, thinking that that's some sort of proving ground for war.. is just, frankly, inane and I'm concerned for his health"
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
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