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Thinking of her.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thinking of her.
You already missed the mark in the very first sentence. Nobody should have to pay $1,300 to watch a game. Ever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You already missed the mark in the very first sentence. Nobody should have to pay $1,300 to watch a game. Ever.
We hung ung a brand new flower basket on our porch. 36 hours ago. A dove built a nest and laid an egg within that time. It's August.
August 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We hung ung a brand new flower basket on our porch. 36 hours ago. A dove built a nest and laid an egg within that time. It's August.
I feel like somebody's projecting...
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel like somebody's projecting...
Say it with me: THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THEY BREAK THE LAW!!!
July 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Say it with me: THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THEY BREAK THE LAW!!!
This will be remembered when the uprising begins.
July 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This will be remembered when the uprising begins.
Today's midday hazy Tuscan mountainside brought to you by Canadian wildfires. No shit.
June 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Today's midday hazy Tuscan mountainside brought to you by Canadian wildfires. No shit.
I honestly don't see the problem.
June 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I honestly don't see the problem.
There exist a nonzero number of people who paid roughly 5x the price for something they could get at the grocery store--cuz, I presume, 'merica.
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There exist a nonzero number of people who paid roughly 5x the price for something they could get at the grocery store--cuz, I presume, 'merica.
It would do my heart good to see at least a 3rd of those soldiers refuse to follow orders.
But that won't happen.
But that won't happen.
June 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It would do my heart good to see at least a 3rd of those soldiers refuse to follow orders.
But that won't happen.
But that won't happen.
Your first Doctor
Your favorite Doctor
Your favorite Companion
Your favorite Story
Tennant was my hands-down favorite, but Capaldi was the best fit for the role. I will die on Bill Potts' hill.
Your favorite Doctor
Your favorite Companion
Your favorite Story
Tennant was my hands-down favorite, but Capaldi was the best fit for the role. I will die on Bill Potts' hill.
June 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Your first Doctor
Your favorite Doctor
Your favorite Companion
Your favorite Story
Tennant was my hands-down favorite, but Capaldi was the best fit for the role. I will die on Bill Potts' hill.
Your favorite Doctor
Your favorite Companion
Your favorite Story
Tennant was my hands-down favorite, but Capaldi was the best fit for the role. I will die on Bill Potts' hill.
They can't even say this without sounding like elitist assholes.
May 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They can't even say this without sounding like elitist assholes.
I wonder if the pundit fuck who wrote this has ever been in the same room with a working family?
May 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I wonder if the pundit fuck who wrote this has ever been in the same room with a working family?
Ok, I get that the swastika wasn't always the symbol of hate and genocide that it is today...
But who the FUCK decided this article was a good idea right now??
But who the FUCK decided this article was a good idea right now??
May 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ok, I get that the swastika wasn't always the symbol of hate and genocide that it is today...
But who the FUCK decided this article was a good idea right now??
But who the FUCK decided this article was a good idea right now??
It would be nice if they could create something like an LLM to make my robo-vacuum smarter.
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It would be nice if they could create something like an LLM to make my robo-vacuum smarter.
Headline is misleading. "2 Fascists Plot World Domination" is better.
April 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Headline is misleading. "2 Fascists Plot World Domination" is better.
Apparently, this is a thing now.
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Apparently, this is a thing now.
2 days late on an important anniversary.
March 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
2 days late on an important anniversary.
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on
March 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on
The scene of the crime. Who could have done this?
March 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The scene of the crime. Who could have done this?