Uncle Midrift
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Ya know . . . for kids!
Ya know . . . for kids!
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
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God knows we all could use a laugh today, so be aware:
You can see the masterful film Hundreds Of Beavers on Prime Video
You can see the masterful film Hundreds Of Beavers on Prime Video
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
God knows we all could use a laugh today, so be aware:
You can see the masterful film Hundreds Of Beavers on Prime Video
You can see the masterful film Hundreds Of Beavers on Prime Video
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Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy New Year
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2026: it's gonna happen
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
2026: it's gonna happen
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You are a child
If Kamala Harris had been elected, Elon Musk and Donald Trump would both be in prison right now.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
You are a child
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The wife also yelled at the young man who brought her cocktail over to her beach chair. She snapped “So charge me for a double!” It’s 9 AM.
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The wife also yelled at the young man who brought her cocktail over to her beach chair. She snapped “So charge me for a double!” It’s 9 AM.
most of my heroes don’t appear on no flight logs
Chomsky was a hero to most
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
most of my heroes don’t appear on no flight logs
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Chomsky was a hero to most
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Chomsky was a hero to most
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
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Look how they massacred my boy
I’m sorry to report, especially during this time of year, that the Home Alone House has become the latest victim of Millennial Gray.
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Look how they massacred my boy
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What good is it to have a Democrat vote in Congress when you won’t do the bare minimum to check the unlawful, unconstitutional, and reprehensible acts of this administration. shame on you for your present vote on impeachment today. no faith in you or your party to hold these criminals to account
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What good is it to have a Democrat vote in Congress when you won’t do the bare minimum to check the unlawful, unconstitutional, and reprehensible acts of this administration. shame on you for your present vote on impeachment today. no faith in you or your party to hold these criminals to account
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They once and briefly stood for social democracy and had ties to labor. That seems just as insane and unimaginable now as the republicans being the party that freed the slaves. Times really do change
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They once and briefly stood for social democracy and had ties to labor. That seems just as insane and unimaginable now as the republicans being the party that freed the slaves. Times really do change
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a racist who uses her position of power and her platform to harm people she believes to be from inferior races. I will never forgive her. Luckily, she can change without my forgiveness. If she wanted to. Which she does not.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a racist who uses her position of power and her platform to harm people she believes to be from inferior races. I will never forgive her. Luckily, she can change without my forgiveness. If she wanted to. Which she does not.
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Sure, conservatives are in the middle of a gleeful orgy of corruption, kidnapping, rape, and murder, but the real problem is when liberals say it's bad.
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Sure, conservatives are in the middle of a gleeful orgy of corruption, kidnapping, rape, and murder, but the real problem is when liberals say it's bad.
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And it’s also why the DNC has no real interest in funding or helping or even developing their party or brand in the south. It’s simply not in their interest. We all know they don’t want to win, don’t want to govern, and sure as shit don’t want to fight against the Republican Party.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And it’s also why the DNC has no real interest in funding or helping or even developing their party or brand in the south. It’s simply not in their interest. We all know they don’t want to win, don’t want to govern, and sure as shit don’t want to fight against the Republican Party.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
makes a great gift!
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If your response to Epstein’s penchant for young girls—aka CHILDREN— is “well, it’s not like it’s an 8 year old” you are deeply fucked in the head.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If your response to Epstein’s penchant for young girls—aka CHILDREN— is “well, it’s not like it’s an 8 year old” you are deeply fucked in the head.
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Megyn Kelly is out here acting like this is some high school romance shit between a freshman and a senior. Peers.
A 15 yr old who is groomed/trafficked by a grown ass man, regardless of who he is or how much he is worth is absolutely not consensual. It can never be consensual. It’s pedo shit.
A 15 yr old who is groomed/trafficked by a grown ass man, regardless of who he is or how much he is worth is absolutely not consensual. It can never be consensual. It’s pedo shit.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Megyn Kelly is out here acting like this is some high school romance shit between a freshman and a senior. Peers.
A 15 yr old who is groomed/trafficked by a grown ass man, regardless of who he is or how much he is worth is absolutely not consensual. It can never be consensual. It’s pedo shit.
A 15 yr old who is groomed/trafficked by a grown ass man, regardless of who he is or how much he is worth is absolutely not consensual. It can never be consensual. It’s pedo shit.
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By the way Senate Dems, you realize that you absolutely cannot reopen the government right? Look at this shit here. He's being told by a judge to pay out OUR TAX MONEY already earmarked for SNAP and he's not going to fucking do it. What do you think he'll do with any "deal" you make?
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
By the way Senate Dems, you realize that you absolutely cannot reopen the government right? Look at this shit here. He's being told by a judge to pay out OUR TAX MONEY already earmarked for SNAP and he's not going to fucking do it. What do you think he'll do with any "deal" you make?