Uncle Midrift
@dontbethatguy.bsky.social
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Ya know . . . for kids!
Ya know . . . for kids!
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
if you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone
April 4, 2024 at 1:25 AM
if you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone
A perfect encapsulation by @davidjroth.bsky.social how someone can govern like linda yaccarino can boost twitter engagement. did someone say “ratfuck”?!
March 5, 2024 at 11:08 PM
A perfect encapsulation by @davidjroth.bsky.social how someone can govern like linda yaccarino can boost twitter engagement. did someone say “ratfuck”?!
Yeah I celebrate Ash Wednesday.
February 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Yeah I celebrate Ash Wednesday.
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16:
February 5, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16:
ALSO: acab includes biz kids
December 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM
ALSO: acab includes biz kids
post thanksgiving chill after the relatives have all shoveled off
November 25, 2023 at 9:41 PM
post thanksgiving chill after the relatives have all shoveled off
“Benetti's not dead; he's just in Detroit. At the end of the day, he deserved better than the White Sox, so he left for the Tigers. Chew on that for a little bit.”
woof. you wanna talk about reading? let’s talk about reading
woof. you wanna talk about reading? let’s talk about reading
November 9, 2023 at 9:59 PM
“Benetti's not dead; he's just in Detroit. At the end of the day, he deserved better than the White Sox, so he left for the Tigers. Chew on that for a little bit.”
woof. you wanna talk about reading? let’s talk about reading
woof. you wanna talk about reading? let’s talk about reading
do you want this checkers set son do you want this old spice chotchke it was your grandpas sure it was from tuesday morning but i got it for grandpa
October 21, 2023 at 5:17 PM
do you want this checkers set son do you want this old spice chotchke it was your grandpas sure it was from tuesday morning but i got it for grandpa
bout to go take care of the bodies over on the dead bird site
October 15, 2023 at 12:55 PM
bout to go take care of the bodies over on the dead bird site
NEVER NEVER NEVER throw chips at the driver
October 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
NEVER NEVER NEVER throw chips at the driver
adorable sentiment—abominable apostrophe
October 8, 2023 at 8:35 PM
adorable sentiment—abominable apostrophe
märzen as big as your head! for big beer friday
October 6, 2023 at 11:18 PM
märzen as big as your head! for big beer friday
search drinks on your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 1:42 AM
search drinks on your camera roll
Celebrate Big Beer Friday, folks. We love to see it
September 30, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Celebrate Big Beer Friday, folks. We love to see it