tottenham hotspur is trying to kill me
@ericmichel.bsky.social
donald trump, sir, the USMNT head coach is very nasty and he needs to be relieved of his duties NOW, before the world cup!
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
donald trump, sir, the USMNT head coach is very nasty and he needs to be relieved of his duties NOW, before the world cup!
here's my "age verification," when i was fourteen they wouldn't let me purchase life and times of s. carter at best buy without an adult so i had to go to circuit city
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
here's my "age verification," when i was fourteen they wouldn't let me purchase life and times of s. carter at best buy without an adult so i had to go to circuit city
debí abusar más niñas
en islas
con jeffrey
en islas
con jeffrey
Footage taken from inside Trump’s Super Bowl party at his Mar-a-Lago golf club showed the president and his guests watching Bad Bunny’s halftime show rather than TPUSA’s night of Jesus Christ, Kid Rock, and country music. trib.al/ivGSXQ3
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
debí abusar más niñas
en islas
con jeffrey
en islas
con jeffrey
in the last scene of the film there is a rat scurrying across the balcony. why would such a posh apartment with skyline views have a rat infestation? especially in the home of someone as successful as detective sullivan
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
in the last scene of the film there is a rat scurrying across the balcony. why would such a posh apartment with skyline views have a rat infestation? especially in the home of someone as successful as detective sullivan
circumstances have once again impelled me to make clear that the "drake" getting being dragged across the internet is unrelated to the university and does not reflect negatively at all on its alumni
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
circumstances have once again impelled me to make clear that the "drake" getting being dragged across the internet is unrelated to the university and does not reflect negatively at all on its alumni
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See, this is what happens when we normalize the idea of Boston. We get commericals like that Dunkin' thing.
We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.
We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
See, this is what happens when we normalize the idea of Boston. We get commericals like that Dunkin' thing.
We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.
We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
checking the west ham score at the half
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
checking the west ham score at the half
tamale guy but for girl scout cookies
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
tamale guy but for girl scout cookies
ba baa
these are the guys we're abolishing
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these are the guys we're abolishing
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Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ba baa
these are the guys we're abolishing
ba baa
ba baaaaa
these are the guys we're abolishing
ba baa
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"mark teixera will never let you down" he went 0-17 in the 2010 alcs before tearing his hamstring, trump doesn't know ball
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"mark teixera will never let you down" he went 0-17 in the 2010 alcs before tearing his hamstring, trump doesn't know ball
i can't keep up with most of bad bunny's lyrics so most of the time i just swap in MLB players
🎵 debi tirar mas fotos
de jose altuve 🎵
🎵 debi tirar mas fotos
de jose altuve 🎵
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
i can't keep up with most of bad bunny's lyrics so most of the time i just swap in MLB players
🎵 debi tirar mas fotos
de jose altuve 🎵
🎵 debi tirar mas fotos
de jose altuve 🎵
i have bad news for the plurality of nfl players who participated in this anonymous survey
February 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i have bad news for the plurality of nfl players who participated in this anonymous survey
ed martin is leaving the justice department so that he can attempt to pass grades K-12 in just 24 weeks
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
ed martin is leaving the justice department so that he can attempt to pass grades K-12 in just 24 weeks
rodri seems to be back in pre-injury form (allowed to tactically foul with impunity)
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
rodri seems to be back in pre-injury form (allowed to tactically foul with impunity)
pep guardiola came to england with a full head of hair and every full-time whistle against spurs he's like when homer learns marge is pregnant
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
pep guardiola came to england with a full head of hair and every full-time whistle against spurs he's like when homer learns marge is pregnant
it is 2026 and we still have to deal with static electricity
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
it is 2026 and we still have to deal with static electricity
why is @theonion.com personally attacking me
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
why is @theonion.com personally attacking me
i turn 40 ONE TIME and then immediately fall for an elaborate online phishing attempt. i am, as the kids say, absolutely cooked
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
i turn 40 ONE TIME and then immediately fall for an elaborate online phishing attempt. i am, as the kids say, absolutely cooked
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you could even make a reality show out of it
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
you could even make a reality show out of it
watching the 2002 NBA western conference finals
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
watching the 2002 NBA western conference finals
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you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
when leeds united allow a late equalizer at everton and keep tottenham hotspur two full points clear of 16th
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
when leeds united allow a late equalizer at everton and keep tottenham hotspur two full points clear of 16th