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Fantastic autumn day in my part of the world, passed loads of folk out enjoying the weather including a mate who's had some surgery, and can't wipe his arse properly. Be thankful for what you have lads.
Walking through Rochdale in the early 90s, we passed a handsome fella walking on his own, who gave us a lovely big smile (not a common occurrence in the dale at that time). It was Take That's Mark Owen.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Horrified/fascinated by this hotel room in Amsterdam I just found that surely after a heavy night out there would feel like crawling up inside a muppet to go to bed in
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Ordering lunch and was surprised to see UberEats offers a gifting option with, insanely, an option to include a Cameo video with the order.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I am godking, Jaffa Cakes will be our national dish and Stockport would be a place of pilgrimage.
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I don't think we should revoke citizenship because of some tweets
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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So the Hard Right position is that you should only have to suffer the consequences for tweets inciting racial hatred if you're name is...oh I don't know...Adbel Fattah? If your name is Lucy Connolly and you admit to doing it, you should get a parade actually.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance

Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn

Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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calling it Sauron is obviously vice-signalling to Palantir-loving freaks but it's also very funny because Sauron, pretty famously, kind of missed the actual threat and his "home" was utterly destroyed?
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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This. The whole revoking citizenship is quite unserious politics that’s a sign things aren’t going very well, I think. Just one of many things that show a lot of weakness in leadership.
Shamima Begum was the beginning of something in so many ways, one of which was 'the last government's inability to just do its job properly (in this case by passing legislation that would have allowed it to prosecute her here at home) and instead going 'no option but to undermine all our rights'.
There should be literally no circumstances, ever, where citizenship is can be revoked. If you literally sign up to fight for an opposing army in a war, then we should prosecute you for treason not revoke citizenship
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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it will never stop being funny that this post *still* gets new people to discover or remember the game
Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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South Park alumnus Toby Morton saw the rename on the cards months ago and bought the trumpkennedycenter domain (com and org).

https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Sheesh
Former KISS guitar Vinnie Vincent addressed fans who "cry and whine like fucking babies" over his new $225 single, pointing out that "this one song is worth more than most entire albums." Meanwhile former drummer Peter Criss explained why his new album was priced at $1,000.
Former KISS Guitarist Defends $225 Single, Former Drummer Explains $1,000 Album
Vinnie Vincent was not one of the KISS members recently honored at the newly-renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, but that isn’t keeping the band’s former guitarist from trying to cash in. This holiday seaso...
stereogum.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Reform are calling for someone with historic anti Jewish comments to have their a British citizenship removed.
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Would like to know the story behind this.
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This stupid thing I made always makes me laugh.
Last Monday of the year.
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Ruin two ‘bands’ by combining them:

Wu-Tang Clannad
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I dislike AI because it's exploitative, made by the worst people in the world, and used primarily to justify firing people. But it really does not help that almost every AI defense I've seen employs one of several rhetorical moves that immediately make me class the author as an unserious person.
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Haunting festive presence.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️

Snow and ice across northern parts of Scotland

Thursday 0600 – 2359 Friday

Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning

Stay #WeatherAware⚠️
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Maybe we do need white history month
Idiot. A Frenchman has no history in common with a German. Imagining they could create a country together is pure fantasy from a deracinated upper class.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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These technologies can and are being used to create lifelike images and videos of actual living women and girls. For what I think are pretty obvious gendered civil rights reasons, it needs to be a recognized civil cause of action to create an AI image or avatar of a woman without her consent.
"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM