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"may we all become normal in time 🙏" - juicysteak117.gay
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Absolutely wrecking yourself for a gimmick McDonalds ad because the revolutionary labour-saving technology doesn't work, is pretty funny tbh.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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LOVE THE EMPEROR
'ATE THE 'ERITICS
DON'T LIKE IT THERE'S THE DOOR
SIMPLE AS
Look at this little gremlin.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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the two types of racist are food racist and sex racist. all racists fall into these two categories. hitler? sex racist. mussolini? food racist.

stephen miller? sex racist. jd vance? food racist.

despite being racist about food sometimes, donald trump is a sex racist
Food racism drives you crazy faster than most forms of racism
October 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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the mountain goats are Hamilton for people with treatment resistant depression
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Too many modern mods got spoiled in their little Discord kingdoms and do not know of the Old ways the BBS ways they do not know of Lowtax and still, they run with speed
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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i don't think president trump should censor jimmy kimmel but i do think president xi should
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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"Mmm so true" I nod sagely before promptly losing my queen after 4 moves and screaming muffled suicide threats into the crook of my elbow
September 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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ok. let's all have a 36-72 hour debate about the efficacy of political violence.
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Under-discussed (is that even possible on here?) is that Andreessen, Thiel, et al really REALLY want to be seen as grandiose “builders” in the real world and the total building they have done amounts to funding a bunch of scam SMR startups and failing to manage a mixed use real estate development.
There is a lot to hate about the politics of the silicon valley right, but they do actually want to build stuff, and I would prefer if the left didn't cede "we should be able to build stuff" to the right.
September 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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anyone with a high-paying job where you exercise ethical discretion should expect to leave that job by quitting or being fired, and should treat any earnings in excess of a basic middle-class standard of living as funds with which to buy the independence of that discretion.
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The more I think about it the most accurate depiction of a CEO is that Simpsons episode where Mr Burns laughs about crippling an Irishman as a child and can’t stop laughing even as he’s bathing or going to church
August 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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no, since WW2 they've ended with American troops being chased down runways as they retreat in disgrace.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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...and eventually, "________ & Chill" got so casualized that it wrapped back around to its original meaning. The euphemism destroyed itself in a chain of memetic linguisthetics. Like how "OG" just means "original" now. Do you see what I'm getting at here?
August 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Partying with NIN (they're just out of frame)
August 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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very cool that machines that only generate social ills are protected under the bipartisan principle that gambling revenue is sacred.
August 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
we gotta put the xylene back in marker pens
maybe everything will work out
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The most important thing you can do in your 20s is be intellectually thrown across the room by a guy who still isn't done with his associates degree at 26 because he works full time
July 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I hate hefting my spear, feeling the weight and heat of my armor under the unforgiving sun of the battlefield, and hearing Patrick Wyman begin to voiceover my actions. Surely, I think, he will let me survive this cold open
June 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Agreed. Some people go faster the speed limit and some people stay in the left longer than needed, it happens. This Speed Limit Crusader dufus filling the left lane because "its not my problem ur breaking the law" is a good example of why many things in life are worse than they need to be.
May 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
a lot of people very upset by computer numerically controlled machining this morning
May 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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okay Pope Leo XIV dune sounding ass enact the Butlerian Jihad or get the fuck out
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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no one deserves anything
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM