Calvin Kasulke
@kasulke.co
surprisingly tall transsexual, author of Several People Are Typing, work in various comics, websites, etc.
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a studio ghibli movie about working in an arbys
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
a studio ghibli movie about working in an arbys
it is easy to escape the cycle of samsara. just get a little fruity with it
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
it is easy to escape the cycle of samsara. just get a little fruity with it
I've been bald for [redacted] years now but that hasn't stopped me from exasperatedly brushing phantom hair out of my face
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I've been bald for [redacted] years now but that hasn't stopped me from exasperatedly brushing phantom hair out of my face
made the classic mistake of trying a different kind of running shoe. never do this. replace your favorite one with the exact same version until they either stop making it or your meniscus detonates
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
made the classic mistake of trying a different kind of running shoe. never do this. replace your favorite one with the exact same version until they either stop making it or your meniscus detonates
either a big soccer game is happening or half my timeline is doing sports Goncharov
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
either a big soccer game is happening or half my timeline is doing sports Goncharov
contrary to popular belief it is impossible to be cool and make good rock music. the music is for tricking people, temporarily, into believing you're cool.
oh you think the Boss is cringe? you think he’s embarrassingly earnest? you fucking reprobate. bruce has been embarrassing me my whole life
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
contrary to popular belief it is impossible to be cool and make good rock music. the music is for tricking people, temporarily, into believing you're cool.
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Also there's this really cool tool where you can see how long it's been since your street was plowed plownyc.cityofnewyork.us/plownyc/
PlowNYC
This website allows you to track the progress of DSNY snow removal vehicles and confirm the snow designation of a City street (i.e. Critical, Sector, Narrow or non-DSNY).
plownyc.cityofnewyork.us
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Also there's this really cool tool where you can see how long it's been since your street was plowed plownyc.cityofnewyork.us/plownyc/
not even half a day into the snowstorm and I've already had to buy boots for the dog
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
not even half a day into the snowstorm and I've already had to buy boots for the dog
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the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
I have two friends who claim to be the creator of Dilbert. and I don't know which is the clone
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I have two friends who claim to be the creator of Dilbert. and I don't know which is the clone
complaints about a lack of must-see TV or some unifying cultural output really curled the monkey's paw; we have a cultural object that everyone experiences now!
unfortunately the thing we all experience is: slop
unfortunately the thing we all experience is: slop
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
complaints about a lack of must-see TV or some unifying cultural output really curled the monkey's paw; we have a cultural object that everyone experiences now!
unfortunately the thing we all experience is: slop
unfortunately the thing we all experience is: slop
only surprising because it seems like the kind of thing LaGuardia might’ve done to consolidate his voter bloc
January 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
only surprising because it seems like the kind of thing LaGuardia might’ve done to consolidate his voter bloc
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Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke. A man gets trapped in the office slack, and that's just the start of the story. This book manages to perfectly balance the mundane absurdity of office life with the profound absurdity of the cosmos.
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke. A man gets trapped in the office slack, and that's just the start of the story. This book manages to perfectly balance the mundane absurdity of office life with the profound absurdity of the cosmos.
neurons too diverse. Gotta get me some more homogenous neurons
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
neurons too diverse. Gotta get me some more homogenous neurons
LinkedIn here assuming the role of "slop vizier"
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
LinkedIn here assuming the role of "slop vizier"
the PT cruiser is the dirigible of cars
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the PT cruiser is the dirigible of cars
really treasuring this final month of automated calls from Assembly Member Zohran Mamdani. "Hi neighbor! I represent you in the state assembly." yes, my man, I have heard of you. catch u at the neighborhood paper-shredding event next week big dog
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
really treasuring this final month of automated calls from Assembly Member Zohran Mamdani. "Hi neighbor! I represent you in the state assembly." yes, my man, I have heard of you. catch u at the neighborhood paper-shredding event next week big dog
hanky code but for all the different color heart emojis
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hanky code but for all the different color heart emojis
when you get right down to it Mao was a YIMBY
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
when you get right down to it Mao was a YIMBY
he plays for the Mets AA team, right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
he plays for the Mets AA team, right?
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Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
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Cuomo spotted loping away from NYC, making for the suburbs at speed. Silwa seen eating a floppy disc in between two pieces of untoasted bread, asks “I was running for mayor?”
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cuomo spotted loping away from NYC, making for the suburbs at speed. Silwa seen eating a floppy disc in between two pieces of untoasted bread, asks “I was running for mayor?”
GO BACK TO WESTCHESTER
BING BONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
GO BACK TO WESTCHESTER