Calvin Kasulke
@kasulke.co
surprisingly tall transsexual, author of Several People Are Typing, work in various comics, websites, etc.
hanky code but for all the different color heart emojis
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hanky code but for all the different color heart emojis
when you get right down to it Mao was a YIMBY
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
when you get right down to it Mao was a YIMBY
he plays for the Mets AA team, right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
he plays for the Mets AA team, right?
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Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
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Cuomo spotted loping away from NYC, making for the suburbs at speed. Silwa seen eating a floppy disc in between two pieces of untoasted bread, asks “I was running for mayor?”
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cuomo spotted loping away from NYC, making for the suburbs at speed. Silwa seen eating a floppy disc in between two pieces of untoasted bread, asks “I was running for mayor?”
GO BACK TO WESTCHESTER
BING BONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
GO BACK TO WESTCHESTER
there are years dat ass and years dat answer
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
there are years dat ass and years dat answer
as we near the 48 hour period that marks my HRT and sobriety anniversaries, it's time for the post I do every year:
if you have ever—for more than six minutes, total—considered that transition and/or sobriety might improve your quality of life, you should try it. your only regret will be waiting.
if you have ever—for more than six minutes, total—considered that transition and/or sobriety might improve your quality of life, you should try it. your only regret will be waiting.
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
as we near the 48 hour period that marks my HRT and sobriety anniversaries, it's time for the post I do every year:
if you have ever—for more than six minutes, total—considered that transition and/or sobriety might improve your quality of life, you should try it. your only regret will be waiting.
if you have ever—for more than six minutes, total—considered that transition and/or sobriety might improve your quality of life, you should try it. your only regret will be waiting.
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hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
timeline of an ICE officer on the streets of NYC today: arrested in 2029, tried and sentenced to federal prison in 2030, pardoned in 2037, felled by an ancient disease unearthed from melted permafrost in 2041
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
timeline of an ICE officer on the streets of NYC today: arrested in 2029, tried and sentenced to federal prison in 2030, pardoned in 2037, felled by an ancient disease unearthed from melted permafrost in 2041
kinda weird to carve out a literary prize for children. Most toddlers don't even write novels
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
kinda weird to carve out a literary prize for children. Most toddlers don't even write novels
"Rose called the New Yorker "school," studying hard, reading back issues, and writing notes to her boyfriends, a trio of married writers she nicknamed Europe, Mr. Normalcy and Personality Plus"
the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend
the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Rose called the New Yorker "school," studying hard, reading back issues, and writing notes to her boyfriends, a trio of married writers she nicknamed Europe, Mr. Normalcy and Personality Plus"
the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend
the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend
based on one exceptionally wild Publisher's Marketplace announcement, I'm calling it: orcs will be the next big thing in romantasy
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
based on one exceptionally wild Publisher's Marketplace announcement, I'm calling it: orcs will be the next big thing in romantasy
bro they're saying such kind things about you in the DMs. they're expounding on how much they cherish your friendship dude. they're enumerating your many positive character traits and describing how you've enriched the lives of your loved ones, bossman
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
bro they're saying such kind things about you in the DMs. they're expounding on how much they cherish your friendship dude. they're enumerating your many positive character traits and describing how you've enriched the lives of your loved ones, bossman
hello new followers, quick question: what
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
hello new followers, quick question: what
when people ask what my hairline would be like if I grew it out I usually say LeBron's but Josh has a good point, KD is the better reference here. also GQ pay me to write about the Balding Man's Mohawk
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
www.gq.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
when people ask what my hairline would be like if I grew it out I usually say LeBron's but Josh has a good point, KD is the better reference here. also GQ pay me to write about the Balding Man's Mohawk
by contrast, my brother convinced me to try and drop in on a quarter pipe once and that was my first trip to the ER
Holy shit he fuckin did it!!! Sandro Dias fuckin did it!!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
by contrast, my brother convinced me to try and drop in on a quarter pipe once and that was my first trip to the ER
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Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...
Nobody Wants to Be a Foodie
How “foodie” went from badge of honor to cringey term to pejorative smear and all the way back again.
www.eater.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...
the shortcut to winning at Calvinism is to be named "Calvin", that way you're guaranteed to be a member of the elect. and that's why I became a transsexual
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the shortcut to winning at Calvinism is to be named "Calvin", that way you're guaranteed to be a member of the elect. and that's why I became a transsexual
that's not very maximizing shareholder value of you
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
that's not very maximizing shareholder value of you
huge praise coming from the World's Greatest Writer
Does anyone even write in New York?? The answer is, a ton of people, but right now I’m really excited for something @kasulke.co is working on
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
huge praise coming from the World's Greatest Writer
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Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.
September 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.