Dizietwood
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Dizietwood
@dizietwood123.bsky.social
Substance misuse professional. Politics, Sci Fi, Cooking as interests. Reader of comics.
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Thinking about Big Bertha, the world's oldest cow from County Kerry, who died just before her 49th birthday after calving 39 times over her life (another record) - she also raised thousands for charity, lead the St. Patrick's parade in Sneem, and had her birthday and wake in a local pub
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Blessed are the Meek
Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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When the mania ends and I’m stuck at home with all the shit I bought
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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"And stop referring to these people as law enforcement. They are not law enforcement."

-Governor Tim Walz
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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I hear a lot of people say: Trump is escalating. I don't know if that's quite le mot juste. Trump is *spiralling*. There's quite a big difference.

The lack of any discussion around the 25th Amendment is astounding.
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
He totally watched this through steepled fingers.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Pia Zadora once appeared in a theatrical production of The Diary of Anne Frank as the title character and her performance was so disliked that, when the Nazis came on stage, an audience member shouted, "She's in the attic!"
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I'm just gonna say it: you wouldn't need to ban the kids if you just made the platforms responsible for moderation in the first fucking place.

Good luck papering over that chasm and calling it protection. ✌🏻
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It thought it saw a window.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This photo encapsulates Trump better than the combined word count of every article ever written about him.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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the moral of Trump is that a very small minority of people are devoted fascists but a pretty large portion of people are utter morons who will support fascism out of their own sheer stupidity
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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You're only telling me now that York is completely Dukeless? Who is going to do all their duking for them?!
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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When someone sits next to me at the train station, bus stop, or park bench, I just stare straight ahead and say "it's done. Did you bring the money?" They usually freeze before apologising and making an excuse to leave.
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM