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Jamie
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The Stone Age didn't end because they ran out of stones. Ex-Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage
Just spectacular Aurora Borealis over county Waterford right now
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just the 2 months to go until Micheál Martin heads to Washington with a Nobel peace prize made out of shamrock and absolutely disgraces himself
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If NATO collapses and a new European alliance is formed called TAYTO I think we should join it
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
So he definitely will then
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
We'll discover they've replaced him with an AI lifelike in a few months when sparks start shooting out of his ears and he falls over repeating the same nonsensical sentence
Tánaiste Simon Harris has said AI is “no longer a concept” and is “here to stay” following a recent visit to San Francisco.

Harris said that as he travelled though San Francisco, he was “struck” by the “unavoidable reality” of how AI is “woven into daily life”.
jrnl.ie/6931204
Simon Harris says AI 'here to stay' after California trip and pledges Ireland will host AI summit
Harris said the ‘AI moment has arrived’ and it’s ‘time for Ireland to lead’.
jrnl.ie
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Power mad far right psychopaths are rarely a good choice for Nobel prize winner so I think the committee should consider that fact from now on
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
That was very very very enjoyable
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There's Friday night pints and then there's Dublin Airport terminal 1 Friday night pints which are obviously superior
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Finding even newer levels of cowardice previously unseen before
Taoiseach: “We have issues with a lot of platforms at different times…”

🗣️ “But they’re not generating child sex abuse material… this is a different scale.”

Taoiseach challenged on X and Grok, and admits they should be “pursued” in respect of generated intimate images of children.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
A pedoquake
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ah it's so nice that they all have somewhere to live
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Sometimes it's hard to imagine how the church got away with illegal stuff for so long and sometimes it isn't
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
The Danes should load him into a cannon and fire him at the Americans
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I've been saying it for weeks if they only had QR codes then none of this would be happening
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Cannot fucking wait for precedented times again. Gonna live the fucking shit out of those lovely precedented bastards
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My 17th century neighbour the Marquis causing fucking trouble again
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm instantly blinded by the atomic flash, my shadow burned into the ground forever by the gamma radiation. My skin and bones vapourised by the nuclear explosion as I scream "He's only doing this to distract from the Epstein files".
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Reposted by Jamie
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm not sure if I'm more upset at them going out of the cup or the fact that I'm spending my hard earned money to go and watch these cunts get hockeyed by City next Saturday
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Honestly, this is not how you defeat fascists
Trump sent thousands of armed federal officers into our state, and it took just one day for them to kill someone.

Now he wants nothing more than to see chaos distract from that horrific action.

Don’t give him what he wants.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM