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dirtynerdy.bsky.social
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@dirtynerdy.bsky.social
fae/faer or they/them; bisexual disaster, gaaay, too queer to f(x), actually autistic, TRAN lovecraftian horror, YIKES, PDX

http://teepublic.com/user/dirty-nerdy
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fun fact: you should eat a bag of dicks!
I’ve been reading the Hainish cycle books before I fall asleep at night

We also started watching Fargo (tv)

So now I’m reading The Dispossessed in a Minnesota accent
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mamdani can troll Trump supporters by showing how much of a star-fucker Trump is
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Trump made the classic mistake of inviting Zohran into the White House. Now he can come and go as he pleases.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
*talking around legal thing i’m legally doing*

Amanda: your opsec is so good, you wont even say it out loud, to me

me: my wife doesnt know i have a job! I keep my personal and professional life separate!
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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"Some parents shared deeply distressing accounts of what they have heard about the services, including stories of patients as young as 11 being continually asked about their genitals and sex life."

Parents say: “They are killing our children” share.google/zAlvx2QNLX1a...
Parents say: “They are killing our children”
Parents cry out in despair for their children at the NHS Sussex investigation into WellBN's prescription of gender dysphoria medication
share.google
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
if your church says being queer is a sin, then they’re bigots. Full stop. I don’t care if they soften the language to not sound as hateful.

Telling someone that an innocuous part of who they are is an affront to god is always hateful, bigoted, and stigmatizing
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
transphobes: THEY’RE DOING TRANS SURGERIES AT THE SCHOOL NURSE’S OFFICE

me, an adult trying to get a surgery scheduled for almost 2 years: The school nurse’s office, you say? Which schools are these? Asking for a friend
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
they always offer to warm up our pastries at the coffee shop and we always say no

her: and you want that muffin cold as well. cold and hard?

me: yes please, cold & stale just how i like it
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“i’m not slut shaming, i’m slut praising.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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You heard right: Me and three of my friends are going to force femme the Pope.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The one that usually ruffles the most feathers is that not only are fat people materially harmed & oppressed by an obsessively anti-fat society, but that concern trolling around health is especially pernicious because you actually shouldn't treat people badly for being in poor health for any reason
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
so that’s what life would be like if i’d invented the fing-longer

a man can dream tho… a man can dream
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The first time I read about this case, I cried. The second time, I was angry. The third time, I remembered that RBG and Scalia were fast friends, and it changed the way I saw the court forever.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i really wish i could listen to any podcast covering Libs of Tiktok without Taylor Lorenz being brought on as guest

Please, reach out to trans journalists instead.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i liked Frankenstein

there were just a few lines that seemed clunky, like maybe at one point the line was part of a different scene but it got moved around in editing?
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
my friend is raising money for their service dog’s medical bills:

www.gofundme.com/f/help-spunk...
Donate to Help Spunky get his groove back!, organized by Indigo Katz
Spunky is a sweet, loyal service dog who has served me well for 9yrs and now its our time… Indigo Katz needs your support for Help Spunky get his groove back!
www.gofundme.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS
DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS
DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS
DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS
DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS
DO NOT POST ACTIONABLE THREATS

or do I'm not your mom.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM