ADULT HUMAN FETUS
@dirtynerdy.bsky.social
fae/faer or they/them; bisexual disaster, gaaay, too queer to f(x), actually autistic, TRAN lovecraftian horror, YIKES, PDX
http://teepublic.com/user/dirty-nerdy
http://teepublic.com/user/dirty-nerdy
Pinned
fun fact: you should eat a bag of dicks!
apparently i can recognize faces if that face is Jeff Goldblum and/or a drag performer impersonating Jeff Goldblum
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 AM
apparently i can recognize faces if that face is Jeff Goldblum and/or a drag performer impersonating Jeff Goldblum
I SPOKE TOO SOON!!!
im beginning to think Laura Dern isnt gonna be at this Jurassic Park drag show
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I SPOKE TOO SOON!!!
im beginning to think Laura Dern isnt gonna be at this Jurassic Park drag show
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 AM
im beginning to think Laura Dern isnt gonna be at this Jurassic Park drag show
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Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Second Harvest Heartland | Local Minnesota, Wisconsin food bank | 2harvest.org
There is more than enough food for everyone. As one of the nation’s largest hunger relief agencies, it’s our job to make sure healthy, nutritious food gets to the households who need it. Every day, we...
www.2harvest.org
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
On Ceres there are no laws, only cops
inescapable conclusion is we have no laws, just cops
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
On Ceres there are no laws, only cops
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Chinese, Vietnamese, and Khmer versions of the community warning poster for Tobias Kinter Bencosme, ICE kidnapper from Miami, FL, who staged a home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St. Paul, MN. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #MPLS
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Chinese, Vietnamese, and Khmer versions of the community warning poster for Tobias Kinter Bencosme, ICE kidnapper from Miami, FL, who staged a home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St. Paul, MN. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #MPLS
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Somali, Spanish, Hmong, and Tagalog versions of the community warning poster for Tobias Kinter Bencosme, ICE kidnapper from Miami, FL, who staged a home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St. Paul, MN. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #MPLS
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Somali, Spanish, Hmong, and Tagalog versions of the community warning poster for Tobias Kinter Bencosme, ICE kidnapper from Miami, FL, who staged a home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St. Paul, MN. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #MPLS
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Tobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Bencosme dragged the Hmong grandfather outside in the frigid air wearing only boxers and a blanket.
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Tobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Bencosme dragged the Hmong grandfather outside in the frigid air wearing only boxers and a blanket.
it shouldnt take saving the life of an agent to be granted a phone call
They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life.
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
it shouldnt take saving the life of an agent to be granted a phone call
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The Trump administration's immigration crackdown and ICE surge in the Twin Cities drew large protests on Friday. It was part of a general strike and walkout backed by labor leaders and faith groups. https://to.pbs.org/4sVFOB9
Thousands brave frigid cold in Twin Cities 'ICE Out' protest
The Trump Administration's immigration crackdown and ICE surge in the Twin Cities drew large protests on Friday. It was part of a general strike and walkout backed by labor leaders and faith groups. S...
to.pbs.org
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The Trump administration's immigration crackdown and ICE surge in the Twin Cities drew large protests on Friday. It was part of a general strike and walkout backed by labor leaders and faith groups. https://to.pbs.org/4sVFOB9
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Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.
art. is. process.
(Oh wait I'm remembering I actually did this for two different talks lol)
I think what I'm trying to say is: when it comes to art, we often respond just as much to the effort put in as we do to the supposed perfection of the end result
I think what I'm trying to say is: when it comes to art, we often respond just as much to the effort put in as we do to the supposed perfection of the end result
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 AM
art. is. process.
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People on blue sky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, culling the entire white population of north america in a tidal wave of blood and bullets" and then not cull the entire white population of north america
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
People on blue sky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, culling the entire white population of north america in a tidal wave of blood and bullets" and then not cull the entire white population of north america
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i got surgery on Tuesday
should I wear my fleshlight shirt or my vampire daddy shirt?
should I wear my fleshlight shirt or my vampire daddy shirt?
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i got surgery on Tuesday
should I wear my fleshlight shirt or my vampire daddy shirt?
should I wear my fleshlight shirt or my vampire daddy shirt?
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Europeans be like America sucks so bad for hating on its marginalized people! Let's go add on the hate its marginalized people get.
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Europeans be like America sucks so bad for hating on its marginalized people! Let's go add on the hate its marginalized people get.
*surgeon taking “before” pictures at pre-op appointment*
Draw me like one your french girls
Draw me like one your french girls
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*surgeon taking “before” pictures at pre-op appointment*
Draw me like one your french girls
Draw me like one your french girls
Starbuck: *screaming at me*
me: don’t yell at me; i voted for Kodos
me: don’t yell at me; i voted for Kodos
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Starbuck: *screaming at me*
me: don’t yell at me; i voted for Kodos
me: don’t yell at me; i voted for Kodos
people who are anti-vaccines are the scum of the earth
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
people who are anti-vaccines are the scum of the earth
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"the guy pooping in the reservoir is criticized by both sides, therefore he must be doing something right" please use your fucking brain
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"the guy pooping in the reservoir is criticized by both sides, therefore he must be doing something right" please use your fucking brain
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Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.
they’re gonna have to explain what a “cuck chair” is in history classes
So in Virginia, Dems are rightfully gonna attempt to basically completely gerrymander congressional republicans out of congress. Our two Senators, Tim Kaine and Mark Warner have been advocating for a more moderate gerrymander.
This is how one of the key VA state Democrats responded.
This is how one of the key VA state Democrats responded.
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
they’re gonna have to explain what a “cuck chair” is in history classes
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A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.