panda, the aloofful scientist
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i should make more of these cuties. #art 🎨🧶🪡
thanks to the power of transcripts, i can now finally send screenshots of podcast quotes to people
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
thanks to the power of transcripts, i can now finally send screenshots of podcast quotes to people
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credit to Larry Summers, doing the “you can’t even hit on women anymore” thing while talking to a full pedophile is next level stuff
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
credit to Larry Summers, doing the “you can’t even hit on women anymore” thing while talking to a full pedophile is next level stuff
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I'm just going to say it. I don't think Ye's apology to Jewish people is sincere, and I don't think Ye will EVER apologize to Black people. I think he is angling to align himself with Zionists (which is NOT the same thing as being Jewish) now that Fuentes and his band of antisemites have tossed him.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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google, how many bananas is too many bananas
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
google, how many bananas is too many bananas
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“You can’t be mad at Democrats for not fighting because they’re the only thing we have to fight fascism” is an interesting political philosophy that I would like to unpack, not in the sense of giving it further examination, but in the sense of throwing it out the back window.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“You can’t be mad at Democrats for not fighting because they’re the only thing we have to fight fascism” is an interesting political philosophy that I would like to unpack, not in the sense of giving it further examination, but in the sense of throwing it out the back window.
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"Moisturize me!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Moisturize me!"
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
my patchy tryhard beard has a new reasons for existing now XD
no question that hegseth hates guys with beards because they make him feel insecure
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
my patchy tryhard beard has a new reasons for existing now XD
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Be on the lookout tonight again! I've seen photos from places pretty far south. You can always search here on Bluesky for aurora+your state to see if anyone in your area is seeing or has seen them.
The sun just spat out several coronal mass ejections that could trigger a serious solar storm on Wednesday
Powerful Solar Storm Could Trigger Far-Reaching Auroras across U.S.
The sun just spat out several coronal mass ejections that could trigger a serious solar storm on Wednesday
www.scientificamerican.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Be on the lookout tonight again! I've seen photos from places pretty far south. You can always search here on Bluesky for aurora+your state to see if anyone in your area is seeing or has seen them.
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The better angels of our nature disappeared under mysterious circumstances in the summer of 1994
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The better angels of our nature disappeared under mysterious circumstances in the summer of 1994
oops i gout it again
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
oops i gout it again
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Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
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Musk: i reada da Watchers
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Musk: i reada da Watchers
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
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King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
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It was snowing yesterday in Chicago. Yet the folks who are part of the Tiny Kitchen Project were outside offering food to their community. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/04/a... - people are in motion everywhere and we should focus on those folks...
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It was snowing yesterday in Chicago. Yet the folks who are part of the Tiny Kitchen Project were outside offering food to their community. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/04/a... - people are in motion everywhere and we should focus on those folks...
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"what's the point of standards" is a hilarious thing to say out loud where people can hear you
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"what's the point of standards" is a hilarious thing to say out loud where people can hear you
wow who could have predicted this
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
wow who could have predicted this
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oscar isaac is unnervingly good at playing "egomaniac who creates life". i'm into it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
oscar isaac is unnervingly good at playing "egomaniac who creates life". i'm into it.
why is the med that i've been consistently ordering for the past two-ish years delayed "for review".
no, i will not call a pharmacy to figure this out. i'm not going to die without it, i'm just frustrated and annoyed. if it's just out of stock, you can just tell me, pharmacy, i'm an adult.
no, i will not call a pharmacy to figure this out. i'm not going to die without it, i'm just frustrated and annoyed. if it's just out of stock, you can just tell me, pharmacy, i'm an adult.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
why is the med that i've been consistently ordering for the past two-ish years delayed "for review".
no, i will not call a pharmacy to figure this out. i'm not going to die without it, i'm just frustrated and annoyed. if it's just out of stock, you can just tell me, pharmacy, i'm an adult.
no, i will not call a pharmacy to figure this out. i'm not going to die without it, i'm just frustrated and annoyed. if it's just out of stock, you can just tell me, pharmacy, i'm an adult.
the logistics of grocery shopping are threatening to overwhelm me
i am definitely a neurotypical
i am definitely a neurotypical
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the logistics of grocery shopping are threatening to overwhelm me
i am definitely a neurotypical
i am definitely a neurotypical
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SWORDS
FOR TAL
FOR TAL
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
SWORDS
FOR TAL
FOR TAL
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(old man voice)
did you see they got rid of pennies
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
(old man voice)