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i should make more of these cuties. #art 🎨🧶🪡
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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temple guards are heathens. "temple guard" is an oppressive class, like French people or demiracial people.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
temple guards are heathens. "temple guard" is an oppressive class, like French people or demiracial people.
i didn’t realize that getting suspended for three days for a shitty joke that violated the rules could get you invited on podcasts
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i didn’t realize that getting suspended for three days for a shitty joke that violated the rules could get you invited on podcasts
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
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Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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I think straight women can play gay I just always think it'd be hotter if I were doing it instead
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think straight women can play gay I just always think it'd be hotter if I were doing it instead
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It's so rare to hear a Republican say anything against Trump at all that it hits like a truck when it happens
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's so rare to hear a Republican say anything against Trump at all that it hits like a truck when it happens
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DID SCOTUS KILL THE TARIFFS YET
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
DID SCOTUS KILL THE TARIFFS YET
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Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
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Most polycules in Walmart are centrist and ableist
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Most polycules in Walmart are centrist and ableist
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Halloween
H'someoween
Halfoween
H'someoween
Halfoween
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Halloween
H'someoween
Halfoween
H'someoween
Halfoween
evolution is ableist, why does it take two feet to walk
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
evolution is ableist, why does it take two feet to walk
thanks to the power of transcripts, i can now finally send screenshots of podcast quotes to people
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
thanks to the power of transcripts, i can now finally send screenshots of podcast quotes to people
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credit to Larry Summers, doing the “you can’t even hit on women anymore” thing while talking to a full pedophile is next level stuff
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
credit to Larry Summers, doing the “you can’t even hit on women anymore” thing while talking to a full pedophile is next level stuff
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I'm just going to say it. I don't think Ye's apology to Jewish people is sincere, and I don't think Ye will EVER apologize to Black people. I think he is angling to align himself with Zionists (which is NOT the same thing as being Jewish) now that Fuentes and his band of antisemites have tossed him.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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google, how many bananas is too many bananas
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
google, how many bananas is too many bananas
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“You can’t be mad at Democrats for not fighting because they’re the only thing we have to fight fascism” is an interesting political philosophy that I would like to unpack, not in the sense of giving it further examination, but in the sense of throwing it out the back window.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“You can’t be mad at Democrats for not fighting because they’re the only thing we have to fight fascism” is an interesting political philosophy that I would like to unpack, not in the sense of giving it further examination, but in the sense of throwing it out the back window.
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"Moisturize me!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Moisturize me!"
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
my patchy tryhard beard has a new reasons for existing now XD
no question that hegseth hates guys with beards because they make him feel insecure
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
my patchy tryhard beard has a new reasons for existing now XD