Michael Dietsch
@dietsch.bsky.social
Writer, bon vivant. Husband to @jenblossom. Baltimore. https://linktr.ee/dietsch
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the classic Onion piece theonion.com/study-iraqis...
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the classic Onion piece theonion.com/study-iraqis...
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The new book on shrubs from @dietsch.bsky.social arrived here yesterday, and literally the 1st recipe I looked at was for a blood orange shrub that had Old Bay in the recipe.
With that as my most recent thought about Old Bay, the post below wasn't as shocking as it might otherwise have been.
With that as my most recent thought about Old Bay, the post below wasn't as shocking as it might otherwise have been.
September 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The new book on shrubs from @dietsch.bsky.social arrived here yesterday, and literally the 1st recipe I looked at was for a blood orange shrub that had Old Bay in the recipe.
With that as my most recent thought about Old Bay, the post below wasn't as shocking as it might otherwise have been.
With that as my most recent thought about Old Bay, the post below wasn't as shocking as it might otherwise have been.
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Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.
June 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.
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really proud to live in Los Angeles right now
fuck these assholes, this city is great
fuck these assholes, this city is great
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
really proud to live in Los Angeles right now
fuck these assholes, this city is great
fuck these assholes, this city is great
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one of the bravest people of this century so far. RIP. hope you find peace somewhere.
R.I.P., Virginia Giuffre
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Virginia Giuffre, a survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse, has died aged 41
Giuffre’s family issued a statement confirming she took her own life at her farm in Western Australia, where she had lived for several years
www.theguardian.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
one of the bravest people of this century so far. RIP. hope you find peace somewhere.
I’m not sure I love my kids as much as this guy loves Vlad
Absolutely shameful: Witkoff breaks Russian dictator Putin's diplomatic isolation from the Free World. His handshake with the murderous Kremlin tyrant is like a symbol of Washington's abdication of its position as leader of the West.
April 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m not sure I love my kids as much as this guy loves Vlad
Hey hey @johnacecil.bsky.social tries this? It’s fucking lit, man. 🍹
April 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey hey @johnacecil.bsky.social tries this? It’s fucking lit, man. 🍹
Even Captain Marvel Junior knows the remit.
April 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Even Captain Marvel Junior knows the remit.
My word, the Fuck Your Feelings crowd sure is emo.
April 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My word, the Fuck Your Feelings crowd sure is emo.
Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.
Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes
What would you talk about for 19 hours?
April 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes
@travisjohnson.bsky.social hey look at this guy. Upside-down-land www.threads.net/@pastortravi...
Travis Johnson (@pastortravisjohnson) on Threads
One of the things I admire most about President Trump is his courage, resilience, and his effectiveness.
He says a thing. Then, he does a thing. I believe this is one reason why he is in the White H...
www.threads.net
March 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@travisjohnson.bsky.social hey look at this guy. Upside-down-land www.threads.net/@pastortravi...
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1619
🫀When did America become a place where people take joy in suffering? Celebrating job losses, cheering immigrant arrests, ignoring terrified school children, and applauding when neighbors lose public assistance. What happened to basic human decency?
March 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Mrs. Dalloway kind of crap
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
"The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling."
"I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped."
"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Mrs. Dalloway kind of crap
56M. Tacky AF.
March 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
56M. Tacky AF.
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Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.
March 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me in the national security group chat
ffs
the democrats are an unserious political party and they are unfit to confront the republicans, an evil political party
This vote to confirm Trump's Deputy Secretary of State was yesterday *after* it was shown Trump's national security leadership is incompetent and sharing military secrets outside normal channels.
Inexplicably bad policy and political strategy. Zero upside, just attaching their names to a liability.
Inexplicably bad policy and political strategy. Zero upside, just attaching their names to a liability.
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
ffs
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It’s funny being an old bartender, hearing the Secretary of Defense speak on the tarmac and instinctively thinking “He’s two drinks in, don’t give him the third.”
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s funny being an old bartender, hearing the Secretary of Defense speak on the tarmac and instinctively thinking “He’s two drinks in, don’t give him the third.”
Cooking mushrooms and onions right now for a soup and it’s really all the aromatherapy I need.
March 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Cooking mushrooms and onions right now for a soup and it’s really all the aromatherapy I need.
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The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.
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Sunday morning ritual with @jasonmcgrath.bsky.social: part cat, part man.
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sunday morning ritual with @jasonmcgrath.bsky.social: part cat, part man.
First, Charlie Kirk's bestie is not the future of the Democratic Party. Second, to hell with this asshole.
March 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
First, Charlie Kirk's bestie is not the future of the Democratic Party. Second, to hell with this asshole.