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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
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P.B. Slices (2001-circa 2004): Square "slices" of peanut butter, individually wrapped like Kraft singles. Meant to make it easier for kids to prepare a PB&J, or to get creative w/ snacks. Sold regionally at first, then saw a national release in '03.
March 1, 2024 at 1:29 PM
P.B. Slices (2001-circa 2004): Square "slices" of peanut butter, individually wrapped like Kraft singles. Meant to make it easier for kids to prepare a PB&J, or to get creative w/ snacks. Sold regionally at first, then saw a national release in '03.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Get his ass, Columbo
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Get his ass, Columbo
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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“Eventually I will win my argument with the rest of the internet” is the core delusion you must embrace to be a true blogger. Never lose this misplaced faith
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Eventually I will win my argument with the rest of the internet” is the core delusion you must embrace to be a true blogger. Never lose this misplaced faith
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
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You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
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Yea I'm into ween. Ween the fajitas come out sizzlin
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yea I'm into ween. Ween the fajitas come out sizzlin
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Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food https://theonion.com/moms-eyes-roll-back-in-head-at-dinner-table-as-she-feeds-on-familys-enjoyment-of-food/
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food https://theonion.com/moms-eyes-roll-back-in-head-at-dinner-table-as-she-feeds-on-familys-enjoyment-of-food/
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We’re just innocent men
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if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
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Sneezing in Australian: "AAAAH-choyy"
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sneezing in Australian: "AAAAH-choyy"