dewdabartman.bsky.social
@dewdabartman.bsky.social
Old dude from Montreal, been living in ´Berta for the past 20 years 🇨🇦.
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People that like Lay’s potato chips disturb me.
August 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Best Regards,
Canada 🍁
June 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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- Loser Of The YEAR -
Very fitting IMHO.
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Monday Mood
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Eww America.

You're giving me the ick.
June 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Why did they call them Viking runes and not Norse code
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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You'd think the first million or so experiments in letting measurably dimwitted rich pricks rule yielded more than enough data to establish a consensus that doing so is fucking stupid and bad.
April 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Who up sorting their trail mix to eat it in alphabetical ingredient order
April 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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🎶 And I can't fight these ninjas anymore 🥋
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Good morning to everyone except people with the right of way who hold up traffic to INSIST that you go
April 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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clothes are the phone case of our bodies
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.
April 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Penguins hit back! They impose a 75% tariff on any fish caught in the ocean.
April 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This should be obvious!
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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MSNBC just showed a montage of world leaders calling the USA idiotic, illogical, hostile, unhinged.... literally never seen anything like this. From the shining city on a hill to an object of global derision and contempt.
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I know I shouldn't be surprised but it is incredible how swiftly abortion was pushed out of the political conversation the minute the election was over
March 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Left:

CyberTruck vandalized… ACT of Terrorism!

Right:

Parents Identifying Their Child By Their Shoes Because Their Face
Was Blown Off By An AR-15.

Thoughts & Prayers

America is Backwards.
March 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Buddha: "The mind is everything. What you think, you become."

Me: Uh oh
March 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Amazing
March 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Donold is now classifying protests at Tesla dealerships as ‘domestic terrorism.’

Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist.

But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.
March 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I just ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s

Their parents were a McFlurrious
March 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM