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It's been 12 days now since I've eaten without purging everything. I swear to fucking Christ that if I have to work my 13 hour shift on blackout Wednesday with nothing in my stomach I will jump off the top floor of the parking garage
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social Hey, didn't see a section for contact on Really Records. My copy of Late Great just came in, but I didn't realize it didn't come with a download code. I can provide my order info if you could hook me up with a download link or something; I don't use streaming services
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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incredible video game sequence good luck with the final boss
What a badass.
June 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Listen I don't love that Caesar is arresting senators but technically as the pontifex maximus he CAN issue rulings on the ius divinum and we have to respect that.
June 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Supreme Court redefines marriage to allow cop to marry the concept of Shooting A Dog. “we love it so much that we want to marry it” says police spokesperson
May 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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-- Arthas Menethil
bro did you seriously just taint all the millet in the granary bro
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Many people are saying Donald Trump looks weak and probably doesn't have the guts to send Elon to CECOT
June 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Demoolition Man (1993)
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We gotta start Creaturemaxxing. Get bolts surgically attached to our necks, start being afraid of fire.
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The censorship goes further than I ever imagined
June 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered

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The Space Ghost Coast To Coast Collection. : Mike Lazzo : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Space Ghost Coast to Coast is an American adult animation created by Mike Lazzo for Cartoon Network and first broadcast in 1994. It takes the form of a surreal...
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May 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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WIRED: My 10 month old son clapped his hands for the very first time yesterday! We were all so proud of him

TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
May 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Game of Thrones used to be so good
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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one thing is sure in these uncertain times: benghazi aint going away
May 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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divulging my insecurities to a man feels like handing a macaque a loaded gun
May 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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steppe nomad what are you doing
May 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM