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Seen on CMU campus ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Seen on CMU campus ❤️
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Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the 2026 World Cup. Surely the greatest football player the world has ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the 2026 World Cup. Surely the greatest football player the world has ever seen.
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my guide to intermittent fasting
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my guide to intermittent fasting
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If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
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... and we're off! Cannot wait to work Scarlett on this. She is going to be amazing. deadline.com/2025/11/scar...
Scarlett Johansson To Star In New ‘Exorcist’ Movie From Blumhouse-Atomic Monster, Morgan Creek And Universal
Scarlett Johansson is set to star in the new 'Exorcist' movie from Blumhouse
deadline.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
... and we're off! Cannot wait to work Scarlett on this. She is going to be amazing. deadline.com/2025/11/scar...
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Reposted by David Savage
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there?
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there?
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
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me every day this year
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
me every day this year
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hello 911 i’ve been attacked
So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hello 911 i’ve been attacked
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The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.
Contemptible & pathetic.
Contemptible & pathetic.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.
Contemptible & pathetic.
Contemptible & pathetic.
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I also think about that article in Vox (too lazy to google it) where a poor Republican in Kentucky told health reporter Sarah Kliff that, yes, Obamacare would save his life, but he still opposed it, because he'd rather die than see socialism. He'd rather die than see other people helped!
August 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I also think about that article in Vox (too lazy to google it) where a poor Republican in Kentucky told health reporter Sarah Kliff that, yes, Obamacare would save his life, but he still opposed it, because he'd rather die than see socialism. He'd rather die than see other people helped!
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Slightly diminish a band
High Fructose Corn Syrup Ray
High Fructose Corn Syrup Ray
Vampire Lunch Break
Slightly diminish a band:
Pearl Marmalade
Pearl Marmalade
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Slightly diminish a band
High Fructose Corn Syrup Ray
High Fructose Corn Syrup Ray
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MLS needs to do something about these unambitious owners who just want to “spend money” and win. They need more owners to embark on multi-generational projects of club building and culture development. If they aren’t willing, MLS should force them to sell to someone who can and will spend less.
August 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
MLS needs to do something about these unambitious owners who just want to “spend money” and win. They need more owners to embark on multi-generational projects of club building and culture development. If they aren’t willing, MLS should force them to sell to someone who can and will spend less.
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Yes, your mother and I knew we lived in a failing state on a planet suffering ecological cataclysm when we brought you into the world. So, do you have any ideas or...
August 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yes, your mother and I knew we lived in a failing state on a planet suffering ecological cataclysm when we brought you into the world. So, do you have any ideas or...
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(sh)It Follows
August 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
(sh)It Follows
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It is remarkable and astonishing that the entire apparatus of the Republican party -- the entire organization and every single person who is part of it -- has been converted into a cover-up operation to protect a single pedophile rapist.
Is that why these Republicans went into politics? Really?
Is that why these Republicans went into politics? Really?
August 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It is remarkable and astonishing that the entire apparatus of the Republican party -- the entire organization and every single person who is part of it -- has been converted into a cover-up operation to protect a single pedophile rapist.
Is that why these Republicans went into politics? Really?
Is that why these Republicans went into politics? Really?
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My favorite goals are the ones where the goalie just stands there like “Man what *the actual* f ck”
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My favorite goals are the ones where the goalie just stands there like “Man what *the actual* f ck”