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Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures
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the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
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“Aye, one of yall come get ya mans”.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Aye, one of yall come get ya mans”.
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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I can't emphasize enough how ugly and pervasive and persistent the "Mamdani hates Jews" campaign was. I'm happy that so many Jews stood strong against that vileness. Maybe people will start to understand that we've had it with being treated as a paranoid, easily manipulated single-issue bloc.
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I can't emphasize enough how ugly and pervasive and persistent the "Mamdani hates Jews" campaign was. I'm happy that so many Jews stood strong against that vileness. Maybe people will start to understand that we've had it with being treated as a paranoid, easily manipulated single-issue bloc.
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INTERVIEWER: People have been really taking Greg, who has nipples, and milking space with that, and feeling power in that.
DE NIRO (CHOKING UP): I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
DE NIRO (CHOKING UP): I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Ariana Grande has been cast in ‘Meet The Parents 4.’
She will star opposite Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro.
She will star opposite Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro.
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
INTERVIEWER: People have been really taking Greg, who has nipples, and milking space with that, and feeling power in that.
DE NIRO (CHOKING UP): I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
DE NIRO (CHOKING UP): I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
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Spent millions in R&D developing a torch that doesn't swish when you wave it in a dark corner trying to see who goes there. Now the castle guards all say they "miss the swish"
May 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Spent millions in R&D developing a torch that doesn't swish when you wave it in a dark corner trying to see who goes there. Now the castle guards all say they "miss the swish"
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u/RecognitionLittle330 • 20h
Luigi Mangione appears in New York State court
[image of luigi in the bulletproof vest over dark green cable knit sweater & khakis, he is very handsome & surrounded by cops who all look like thumbs]
mitchOacan • 19h
This looks like a movie where they're guarding the last man with hair in the world](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gkhlgiv6hsui5gqyye2zrbd3/bafkreicur3pfqm5co62wfxvq6bjgjbf3m2spsi4qfau7vmxrnh6i77kgmu@jpeg)
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
coming this holiday season
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Customer: My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's "J-I-N—
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Employee: I know how it's spelled.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Employee: I know how it's spelled.
October 10, 2023 at 5:16 PM
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Customer: My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That's "J-I-N—
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Employee: I know how it's spelled.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, DMV Employee: I know how it's spelled.
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Two literary talents, one established, one being born
October 7, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Two literary talents, one established, one being born
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Imagine her trying to introduce herself in France
September 30, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Imagine her trying to introduce herself in France
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Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing
September 30, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing
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Elon Musk is obsessed with X. X wife, X wife, X wife, X child (named X), X child (disowned him), X child (held so poorly by Elon that they died).
September 22, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Elon Musk is obsessed with X. X wife, X wife, X wife, X child (named X), X child (disowned him), X child (held so poorly by Elon that they died).
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Thank god Elon didn't buy Basketball-Reference instead. We'd be watching in horror as he'd be randomly assigning fake stats to different players. Suddenly Jalen Rose would have averaged 18 assists per game in 2004. It'd be chaos.
September 20, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Thank god Elon didn't buy Basketball-Reference instead. We'd be watching in horror as he'd be randomly assigning fake stats to different players. Suddenly Jalen Rose would have averaged 18 assists per game in 2004. It'd be chaos.
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No experience quite like the one we're currently in, where we know that Jair Bolsonaro is in the hospital again but no one knows whether it's because he swallowed six pounds of gravel or lost a fight with an enormous flightless bird.
September 12, 2023 at 4:59 PM
No experience quite like the one we're currently in, where we know that Jair Bolsonaro is in the hospital again but no one knows whether it's because he swallowed six pounds of gravel or lost a fight with an enormous flightless bird.
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Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
September 10, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
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this never would have happened at burning woman
September 3, 2023 at 3:58 AM
this never would have happened at burning woman
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I haven’t seen so many rich guys stuck in the mud since the Battle of Agincourt
September 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
I haven’t seen so many rich guys stuck in the mud since the Battle of Agincourt