Daniel R. Floyd
@danielrfloyd.bsky.social
Food and dog pics, mostly.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
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This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
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"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
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We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
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🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.
And here we go
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
And here we go
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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the grinch in the genre of romance: thread
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the grinch in the genre of romance: thread
Some mornings you just wake up and make muffins.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Some mornings you just wake up and make muffins.
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"Pretending to see land and then explaining that thou has not in fact spotted shore, but rather thou hast seen 'Thy mom afloat, so huge as to appear to be a land mass.'"
Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
This document was found in the records of Puritan William Bradford, sometimes referred to as “America’s First Traveler Blogger.” - - -IN THE NAME ...
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Pretending to see land and then explaining that thou has not in fact spotted shore, but rather thou hast seen 'Thy mom afloat, so huge as to appear to be a land mass.'"
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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We are having an Anti-Black Friday "Sale". Prices are doubled. Proceeds are going to help feed those in need. I'm running pretty thin right now, but I can still help.
PDFs: itch.io/s/166992/ant...
Print: www.duckandcrow.com
Buy nerd stuff and help folks get some food. Spread the word.
PDFs: itch.io/s/166992/ant...
Print: www.duckandcrow.com
Buy nerd stuff and help folks get some food. Spread the word.
Anti-Black Friday Sale: Help Feed Those in Need by Duck & Crow Press
A bundle by Duck & Crow Press, $150.00 for 15 games
itch.io
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We are having an Anti-Black Friday "Sale". Prices are doubled. Proceeds are going to help feed those in need. I'm running pretty thin right now, but I can still help.
PDFs: itch.io/s/166992/ant...
Print: www.duckandcrow.com
Buy nerd stuff and help folks get some food. Spread the word.
PDFs: itch.io/s/166992/ant...
Print: www.duckandcrow.com
Buy nerd stuff and help folks get some food. Spread the word.
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SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.