Daniel Knaack
@danielknaack.bsky.social
Lover of wine, beer, spirits, stamps, board games, cricket, boxing, rodeo, opera, baseball, genealogy, cheese, other stuff. Devoted to finding out a way to enjoy these all simultaneously. Trying hard to be an ally. He/him
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If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
What a bizarre finish
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What a bizarre finish
My wife gave up. Turned off lights, crawled into bed. 30 seconds later, Freddie walks it off
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My wife gave up. Turned off lights, crawled into bed. 30 seconds later, Freddie walks it off
Toronto is really looking forward to the absolute shambles of a pitching staff they will face on Sunday, no matter the result
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Toronto is really looking forward to the absolute shambles of a pitching staff they will face on Sunday, no matter the result
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Man reports a Covid vaccine made him smarter and his penis more powerful, leading to non-serious excessive masturbation.
VAERS #2646723
#VAERS
VAERS #2646723
#VAERS
August 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Man reports a Covid vaccine made him smarter and his penis more powerful, leading to non-serious excessive masturbation.
VAERS #2646723
#VAERS
VAERS #2646723
#VAERS
What a bunch of racist goons
1/2 Just-dismissed Librarian of Congress, Dr. Carla Hayden, has a PhD from U Chicago, is in numerous scholarly societies, has wide acclaim. She is also first African-American to lead LoC.
The dismissal note did not say "Dear Dr. Hayden" or "Dear Madame Librarian" or even "Dear Carla."
The dismissal note did not say "Dear Dr. Hayden" or "Dear Madame Librarian" or even "Dear Carla."
May 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What a bunch of racist goons
@gokp.bsky.social My wife and I can't be the only ones who started birding because of your comments on going all in on birding. These stupid birds are taking over our lives...
May 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@gokp.bsky.social My wife and I can't be the only ones who started birding because of your comments on going all in on birding. These stupid birds are taking over our lives...
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I think the best way to produce a renaissance in American faith is to have Trump buy a Cybertruck and get stuck in it when it bursts into flame. How would you be able to deny God then?
"He's definitely gonna buy one" -- Leavitt says that Trump plans to do a promotional event for Tesla at the White House today
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think the best way to produce a renaissance in American faith is to have Trump buy a Cybertruck and get stuck in it when it bursts into flame. How would you be able to deny God then?
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
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I'm old enough to remember when the courts ruled that the president didn't even have the authority to cancel student debt. What was that, fifty, maybe sixty years ago? My how time flies.
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the courts ruled that the president didn't even have the authority to cancel student debt. What was that, fifty, maybe sixty years ago? My how time flies.
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January 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The xfinity website is such garbage. I had to clear my cache *TWO* days ago in order to make a payment. Now I can't even load the website, and it says I need to (drumroll) clear my cache.
I have zero problems with any other website. Why is this so hard?
I have zero problems with any other website. Why is this so hard?
January 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The xfinity website is such garbage. I had to clear my cache *TWO* days ago in order to make a payment. Now I can't even load the website, and it says I need to (drumroll) clear my cache.
I have zero problems with any other website. Why is this so hard?
I have zero problems with any other website. Why is this so hard?
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
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Analysis | Democrats' failure to storm the Capitol for Kamala Harris shows just how uninspiring her candidacy was
January 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Analysis | Democrats' failure to storm the Capitol for Kamala Harris shows just how uninspiring her candidacy was
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feel like we're learning what it would have been like if howard hughes had had social media
December 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
feel like we're learning what it would have been like if howard hughes had had social media
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Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank
December 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank
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I knew he was a good actor, but I had no idea of his range.
December 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I knew he was a good actor, but I had no idea of his range.
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It's STILL there.
December 23, 2024 at 8:42 PM
It's STILL there.
@badlawyerpod.bsky.social The last 4 episodes have disappeared from YouTube Music? Huh
December 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
@badlawyerpod.bsky.social The last 4 episodes have disappeared from YouTube Music? Huh
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The richest man in the world who is about to shutdown our government tweeting support for a German neo-nazi party in the middle of the night
I think this should be kind of a big deal: Elon Musk tweeting at 1:03am, “Only the AfD can save Germany.”
The AfD is Germany’s neo-Nazi party.
The AfD is Germany’s neo-Nazi party.
December 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
The richest man in the world who is about to shutdown our government tweeting support for a German neo-nazi party in the middle of the night
The antivax parents should have some long talks with their older family members about just how damned scary summertime once was for parents, when the threat of a polio outbreak was ever present.
Make America Healthy Again, my ass. RFK Jr. is a true menace
Make America Healthy Again, my ass. RFK Jr. is a true menace
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The antivax parents should have some long talks with their older family members about just how damned scary summertime once was for parents, when the threat of a polio outbreak was ever present.
Make America Healthy Again, my ass. RFK Jr. is a true menace
Make America Healthy Again, my ass. RFK Jr. is a true menace
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
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I'm sure she took it in stride but there's no way postpartum Mary was thrilled when some kid with a drum showed up
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I'm sure she took it in stride but there's no way postpartum Mary was thrilled when some kid with a drum showed up