The Smol Paul Vortex

But Mikey, you know about it now. Even if you didn't know before (nobody believes you), the reporter just told you about it. Why are you such a coward?

"Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again."

So many of us can relate to Data at this moment

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

Our daughter also had a big presentation prepared, and was a bit annoyed when we just said, "sure, why not" without putting up any resistance

I am 5'9" but had co-workers who were 5'0", 4'11" and 4'10"

I have never felt so gigantic

Most of me finds this to be pretty gross. But I must admit, if they could make a movie of my great-great grandfather disrupting a temperance meeting after a night on the town, I will do whatever is necessary to make this possible

Svelte

You can at least give the beanie babies to your kids to play with