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· Dec 9
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.
This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.
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This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.
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Can't these cabal morons do ANYTHING right? If they keep making rookie mistakes like this, people might start figuring out their evil, nefarious, moustache-twirling depopulation plans!
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Can't these cabal morons do ANYTHING right? If they keep making rookie mistakes like this, people might start figuring out their evil, nefarious, moustache-twirling depopulation plans!
They were posted on FB a few days before xmas
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
They were posted on FB a few days before xmas
Who doesn't hate "fake charged" rain?
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Who doesn't hate "fake charged" rain?
He’s already destroyed it 😔
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
He’s already destroyed it 😔
Barkley found an old Halloween decoration in the basement and I’m going to train him to carry it when we go on walks.
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Barkley found an old Halloween decoration in the basement and I’m going to train him to carry it when we go on walks.
He’s a horrible role model
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
He’s a horrible role model
The suntan lotion? We’re almost there… not quite yet, but almost. Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go mow the lawn and tend to the flower garden.
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The suntan lotion? We’re almost there… not quite yet, but almost. Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go mow the lawn and tend to the flower garden.
Custom. That took 15 issues of 1940-1945 Liberty magazines.
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Custom. That took 15 issues of 1940-1945 Liberty magazines.
It’s 7 degrees. Almost T-shirt weather.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It’s 7 degrees. Almost T-shirt weather.
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The 50s were a wild and crazy time
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The 50s were a wild and crazy time
I still need the voice controlled lighting to be reinstalled, computers need to come back downstairs. Desk... table... chairs... beer fridge is outside defrosting. I need a coffee pot down there immediately!
Projector will need an upgrade soon, but I can wait on that. It's still ok for now.
Projector will need an upgrade soon, but I can wait on that. It's still ok for now.
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I still need the voice controlled lighting to be reinstalled, computers need to come back downstairs. Desk... table... chairs... beer fridge is outside defrosting. I need a coffee pot down there immediately!
Projector will need an upgrade soon, but I can wait on that. It's still ok for now.
Projector will need an upgrade soon, but I can wait on that. It's still ok for now.
My temporary basement tenants have left. The slow process of turning the area back into my entertainment dungeon has begun.
January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My temporary basement tenants have left. The slow process of turning the area back into my entertainment dungeon has begun.
Thank you.
And best wishes for you and yours in 2026, Freda!
And best wishes for you and yours in 2026, Freda!
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Thank you.
And best wishes for you and yours in 2026, Freda!
And best wishes for you and yours in 2026, Freda!
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Mandela effect folk continue to bitch about everything that's wrong with Europe.
Part 2 of 2
Part 2 of 2
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mandela effect folk continue to bitch about everything that's wrong with Europe.
Part 2 of 2
Part 2 of 2
©1944 by Snout's Quality Meats
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
©1944 by Snout's Quality Meats
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal
It's me, Sue... there's ALWAYS devils in the details. Maybe not as literal as this one though...
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's me, Sue... there's ALWAYS devils in the details. Maybe not as literal as this one though...
©1937 by American Adrenochrome
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal/
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal/
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
©1937 by American Adrenochrome
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal/
From the AVK Universal Corporate Archives
www.facebook.com/AVKUniversal/
There is reason behind it.
On the dumpster fire that is Facebook, there exist many, many batshit crazy groups that I monitor, screenshot and repost here.
Some of my most popular posts come from groups who believe urine is a health elixir. That's what this one is poking fun at.
On the dumpster fire that is Facebook, there exist many, many batshit crazy groups that I monitor, screenshot and repost here.
Some of my most popular posts come from groups who believe urine is a health elixir. That's what this one is poking fun at.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
There is reason behind it.
On the dumpster fire that is Facebook, there exist many, many batshit crazy groups that I monitor, screenshot and repost here.
Some of my most popular posts come from groups who believe urine is a health elixir. That's what this one is poking fun at.
On the dumpster fire that is Facebook, there exist many, many batshit crazy groups that I monitor, screenshot and repost here.
Some of my most popular posts come from groups who believe urine is a health elixir. That's what this one is poking fun at.