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Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Facebook Batshittery. Sidekick to @barkleydog.bsky.social.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · Dec 9
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.

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1987 ad for Bible Bites, a series of books with Bible stories for children, from LordCo Spiritual Superstore. Published in Repenthouse Magazine.

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November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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1971 ad for Jack Elam Apparel. Published in Polished Patriot Magazine.

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November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee George Bailey, Weather Modification Specialist. Published in Armed Toddler Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee Kathy Hensel, Chemical Dispersal Expert. Published in Proud Boy Incest Enthusiast Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee Judy Phillips, Target Planner. Published in Chemtrail Hobbyist Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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1954 ad for Incesticide by Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in The True Yorker.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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1971 ad for Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in Barium Aficionado Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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2018 ad for Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in White Angst Weekly.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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2024 ad for the movie "Sound of Barbie" from AVK Entertainment. Published in Second Amendment Illustrated.

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November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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2023 ad for MAGAnol by AVK Pharmaceuticals. Published in Four Seasons Landscaping Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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2025 ad for MAGATrim by AVK Pharmaceuticals. Published in Better Homes & MAGAs.

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November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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1992 ad for Qaplop' Toilet Tissue by AVK Sanitary Products. Published in the February 1992 issue of Nancy Reagan Lifestyle Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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1960 ad for AVK Foods Dill Pickle Flavor Mayonnaise beverage. Published in the Saturday Evening Patriot.

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November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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1960 ad for AVK Foods Chunky Mayonnaise beverage. Published in the Saturday Evening Patriot.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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1978 ad for the Family Salad Spinner by AVK Electronics. Published in Today's Tradwife Magazine.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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1971 ad for the WEF Whisperer by AVK Electronics. Published in World Domination Weekly.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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1960 ad for a breakthrough portable TV from AVK Electronics. Published in McCarthyism Monthly Magazine.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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1944 ad for "Tunnel Reserve" from American Adrenochrome. Published in the March issue of Deep State Digest.

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November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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1955 ad for American Adrenochrome's Baby Meat. Published in the October 11 issue of Baby Trader Magazine.

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November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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1942 ad for American Adrenochrome Markets published in the December issue of Modern Cabal Magazine.

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November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Barkley’s got an evening planned
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I hadn’t planned on making more posts about the #ostrichfarm. I figured that once the cull went ahead, that would be the end of it.

Hoo boy, was I wrong!

First, some juicy soap opera stuff: Katie has a boyfriend (Lucas, who got a $1000 fine for flying a drone over the farm), AND…

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November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Crime: Man steals bus with passengers on board.

Canadian Crime: He still makes the scheduled stops to let passengers on and off.

Canadian Crime Bonus: He denies boarding to one passenger because his bus pass had expired.

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Man arrested after Ontario transit bus stolen with passengers on board, police say | Globalnews.ca
Hamilton police say a suspect is facing charges after a transit bus was stolen with passengers on board when the driver had exited for a short break.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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#IAMCharlieOstrich
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM