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AVK @avk.bsky.social · Dec 9
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

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Ken believes he's from a different reality because the Sun today doesn't exactly match his crayon choice when he was 8.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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1981 ad for Edgewood Brand Ostrich. Published in Permanent Outrage Quarterly.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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1971 ad for Ostrich Helper from Edgewood Brand Ostrich. Published in John Birch Laugh-In Magazine.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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1946 ad for Edgewood Brand Ostrich. Published in Imagined Oppression Monthly.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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1960 ad for Edgewood Brand Ostrich. Published in Unwashed Protestor Magazine.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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1946 ad for Edgewood Brand Ostrich. Published in Feathers Over Facts Magazine.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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1963 ad for Chucky Heston's Planet Of The Gravies Restaurants. Published in Neck & Giblet Quarterly.

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November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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1970 ad for Chucky Heston's Planet Of The Gravies Restaurants. Published in Roux The Day Magazine.

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November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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1961 ad for Chucky Heston's Planet Of The Gravies Restaurants. Published in American Gravy Illustrated.

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November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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1976 ad for Urine-8 International Pisses Instant Urine Beverage. Published in Squirt! Magazine.

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November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Watching the Ostrich Humpers weave their conspiracy web is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on Facebook.
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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1979 ad for Pred-A-Tor Furniture. Published in Candy Van Lifestyle Magazine.

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November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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2025 ad for Sofaking Vance furniture. Published in Couch Coitus Quarterly.

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November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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2024 ad for Sofaking Vance furniture. Published in Cushion Pusher Confidential.

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November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Off to a remote resort in the back of the beyond to measure and quote new floors. It’s an hour and a half ride by boat.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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1987 ad for Bible Bites, a series of books with Bible stories for children, from LordCo Spiritual Superstore. Published in Repenthouse Magazine.

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November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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1971 ad for Jack Elam Apparel. Published in Polished Patriot Magazine.

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November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee George Bailey, Weather Modification Specialist. Published in Armed Toddler Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee Kathy Hensel, Chemical Dispersal Expert. Published in Proud Boy Incest Enthusiast Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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1977 ad from Consolidated Chemtrail profiling employee Judy Phillips, Target Planner. Published in Chemtrail Hobbyist Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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1954 ad for Incesticide by Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in The True Yorker.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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1971 ad for Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in Barium Aficionado Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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2018 ad for Consolidated Chemtrail. Published in White Angst Weekly.

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November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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2024 ad for the movie "Sound of Barbie" from AVK Entertainment. Published in Second Amendment Illustrated.

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November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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2023 ad for MAGAnol by AVK Pharmaceuticals. Published in Four Seasons Landscaping Magazine.

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November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM