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Sundays in the Park with Spiders Georg
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tired bisexual trying her best
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every time you fail a year they should give you full health and buffs before starting the next one
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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A moment of silence for the backup goalie.
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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what is the heated rivalry universe’s version of gritty. this is important
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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fahrenheit:

0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot

celsius:

0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
The metric system makes more sense overall but Americans are correct on floor naming conventions and temperature. “I’m on floor 0” No. You are on floor 1.
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A very Erev Christmas Sameach to all who celebrate!
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I get the joke here, but it is important to stress to folks that we're taught a lot of stuff that most of us will never use, because:

1. learning it makes you better prepared for whatever path your career eventually takes, and

2. learning abstract math trains one's brain to *think*, in general
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Incredible
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If I had to ask the Louvre's permission it would 'kill' my high-end jewelry business!
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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...will appeal to voters without scaring away rich people.

And I can't be the only one who hears that.

Stand for something. Stand for anything. Just let it be something you actually believe in.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?

My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The Post Office is a service the government supplies to its citizens. Profit should not be the metric that is used to evaluate it. We do not ask police forces to turn a profit, even though there exist private security firms.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Anyone who uses the language of business when talking about government is, at this point, a dishonest looter and should be loudly and repeatedly mocked
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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“hockey players in love with their rivals???”

have you never heard of the US and Canadian women’s Olympic hockey teams
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Does anyone have good Hanukkah albums?
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM